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LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 8:36:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Yang4yin For years I owned a pickup truck and my sister took advantage of that fact, getting me to haul mulch and things for her. She just bought a small SUV that has a big cargo area in back. Should I ask her to do the hauling for me now, and how should I make her feel guilty enough to actually do it. Tell her its time she dealt with her own shit My neighbour wont stop touching me up. Is this a problem I need advice on at all?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 2:17:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen My neighbour wont stop touching me up. Is this a problem I need advice on at all? Do you enjoy it? If you do, you should present more opportunities for it to happen. If you don't enjoy it, stick a fork in your neighbour's hand the next time it's about to happen. siouxie inadvertently, or rather, accidentally asked for my help in deciding how to get her hair cut. I don't think she really wants my opinion. What should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 2:19:18 PM)
if your neighbor is sexy, I'd go in for a full grope next time. If your neighbor is ugly, then let them cop a feel, smile at em, and say, this is as close to sex as you will ever get with me. How do I keep my dog from jumping on the bed at night?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 2:21:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook How do I keep my dog from jumping on the bed at night? You could try running a lot of electricity through the top cover. (Careful when you get in.) siouxie inadvertently, or rather, accidentally asked for my help in deciding how to get her hair cut. I don't think she really wants my opinion. What should I do?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 8:46:03 PM)
Give her the phone number of the local dog groomer. What is the best way to keep stray dogs from pooping on my lawn?

wldrtst -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 8:49:51 PM)
Pee all around the perimeter of your yard. Then they will know it's your territory. I blew up and left good friends, how do I let them know I missed them and want their friendship back?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 8:56:06 PM)
Cut off your left ear and send it in a box to let them know you are ready to listen. What do you do when an ear arrives in the mail?

wldrtst -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 9:00:09 PM)
Dry it out and use it as an earring. What is the easiest way to pack for a move?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 9:02:40 PM)
next time a friend says to keep your ear to the ground, throw it at their feet, and watch the reactions. I lost my car... can you help me find it?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 9:04:40 PM)
Throw the wheels back on your house. For some reason the air keeps leaking out of my tire, what should I do?

wldrtst -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 9:05:37 PM)
Call the cops and tell them someone stole your car full of Crack, they will help you find it. My breast itch when I model nude, what can I do to stop it?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 9:15:20 PM)
Grease them up with butter to stop the itching. I'm craving something sweet but I'm dieting. I don't want fruit either, what would curb this craving?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 3:44:36 AM)
put yer head between yer own legs, and taste yourself. you'll be having something sweet, and exercising at the same time... Why can't I fall asleep when I know I have a long day tomorrow?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 9:52:37 AM)
Because you've spent all day and night wondering if someone would reply to your question! Now someone has, but you have been up all day and night waiting and now its nearly tomorrow already. I stuck a fork in my groping neighbour's hand, but that just turned him on even more. What should I do now?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 9:57:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen I stuck a fork in my groping neighbour's hand, but that just turned him on even more. What should I do now? Stick a fork in his crotch and see what happens. It seems some of my advice isn't working well. What should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 12:32:20 PM)
learn the philosophies of buddha, and confucia... My neighbor just stuck a fork in my cajones, and I liked it... how should I reply?

MizChaos -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 2:11:50 PM)
Dry hump her leg in appreciation. My little brother wants a paintball gun for his birthday, and I know he is going to shoot the cows with it. What should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 2:14:05 PM)
stopper the end of the gun, so it causes the paint to blow splatter himself, instead. I lost my car keys... any suggestions on where to look for them?

APiratesMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 4:09:21 PM)
The freezer.. or the cat! I seem to have forgotten what time I start work tonight.. What should I do?

pinkee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 5:19:10 PM)
Quit your job. Apply for unemployment & then worker's comp. Hire a lawyer & raise a huge stink. There's a discrimination claim for everyone now. i love giving advice and my family is deaf to it now, what should i do? pinkee

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