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Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 9:00:58 AM)
Listen to several non-stop hours of Muzak (elevator music), take 2 aspirin, and call me in the morning. I only seem to be able to attract submissive women who live far away from me. What should I do?

kitty2MLoneWolf -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 9:19:53 AM)
Meet with Crappy Dom and form a club. I only seem to like Doms who live far away from me and none want to send me airfare to go visit them.. what should I do?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 9:23:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kitty2MLoneWolf I only seem to like Doms who live far away from me and none want to send me airfare to go visit them.. what should I do? First off, don't tell MasterLoneWolf. Next, send me an email and tell me why I should pay for you to visit me. I haven't cleaned my house lately and there's a remote possibility that someone will be visiting me soon. What should I do?

xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 4:06:21 PM)
tell them that you moved and get wood to block all your windows..then they'll just go away and you never have to clean your home..^_^ i've been having really sexy dreams lately..what does this mean??

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 5:35:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xhoneyx i've been having really sexy dreams lately..what does this mean?? It's a sure sign that you're not gettin' any. That, or you are reliving past passion. Either way, you need my help. [:D] I've been fantasizing about forcing someone to have lots of orgasms lately. What should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 6:18:51 PM)
take two viagra, and call xhoneyx in the morning... I've been having these very erotic dreams about taking my submissive into the woods, and blindfolding her. Then I put a ball gag in her mouth. Then I walk away, and sit and watch her for a bit. As she struggles against the bonds that hold her firmly in place, I sneak around her, to noisily walk up behind her. Seeing her in such a helpless state, I proceed to rip the clothes from her body, shredding them, then pulling out a single tail, and after raising red welts up and down her back and buttocks, grabbing her waist, and bodily pulling her onto my throbbing swollen member. Then when I have spent my seed, remove the gag, and the blindfold, and let her see that it is truly me... what should I do?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 6:19:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook take two viagra, and call xhoneyx in the morning... I've been having these very erotic dreams about taking my submissive into the woods, and blindfolding her. Then I put a ball gag in her mouth. Then I walk away, and sit and watch her for a bit. As she struggles against the bonds that hold her firmly in place, I sneak around her, to noisily walk up behind her. Seeing her in such a helpless state, I proceed to rip the clothes from her body, shredding them, then pulling out a single tail, and after raising red welts up and down her back and buttocks, grabbing her waist, and bodily pulling her onto my throbbing swollen member. Then when I have spent my seed, remove the gag, and the blindfold, and let her see that it is truly me... what should I do? send her a plane ticket.... My Dom keeps teasing me with sexy dreams... what do i do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 6:26:31 PM)
tease him back, with visions of plaid mini skirts, and cleavage enhancing bras, and corsets. What's a clue look like?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 6:30:39 PM)
_________________ \| \| \| CLUE \| \|________________\| What do you do when the thread just won't end?

xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/12/2006 4:14:13 PM)
heheh..it's simple..you threaten to burn down the moderator's house and make him/her pull down the thread altogether so that it no longer exists.. what do you do when you get aroused at work??

juliaoceania -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/12/2006 4:51:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xhoneyx what do you do when you get aroused at work?? Tell your female boss about it and ask if it is ok if you have sex with her husband I got fired for having sex with my boss's husband, what should I do?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/12/2006 6:07:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I got fired for having sex with my boss's husband, what should I do? Show your former boss she really screwed up by having lots more sex with her husband. I went out to dinner and ate entirely too much food. What should I do?

xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/13/2006 12:03:36 AM)
you shouldnt eat any dinner at all next tuesday to even out today's dinner..or you could just wait until the 12th of next month..and i guess this day next year is ok too..whichever is the most convenient for you to make up eating too much today.. ^_^ i dont have any clean underwear for tomorrow..what should i do??

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/13/2006 11:19:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xhoneyx i dont have any clean underwear for tomorrow..what should i do?? Go commando! You might find out you prefer it that way - and think of the money you'd save! I have no water pressure at my house and the water company is unresponsive to my complaints. What should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/13/2006 4:04:10 PM)
hook up a hose to your neighbor's house, and use his water. the water company won't mind that at all, I promise ya... I've just found out the powers that be are taking my favorite show off the air... what can I do about it?

owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/13/2006 4:34:16 PM)
hmmm, I guess you could go to the powers that be, and while beating the shit out of them tell them to put the show back on the air A kid that I know wants to marry my boyfriends ex, and he hasn't even reached 10 yet...what should I tell him?

xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/13/2006 9:20:58 PM)
you should tell him that she's actually a hideous witch and turns into a wart-faced monster every night..and that she marries every year and eats her husband to fuel her evil magic powers.. ^_^ i have so many loans from college..what should i do about them?

APiratesMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 12:36:54 AM)
If you ignore them long enough, the banks will think you're dead. Just be sure to change your phone number so they can't call you! If you want to be really dramatic, fake your own death! Sure way of getting out of debt! I'm tired of being outbid on Ebay.. what should I do about these people who try to stop me from getting the things I want?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 4:37:45 AM)
Hire a hacker to figure out who these winning bidders really are and where they live. Then go beat the hell outta them and take back the items they stole from you. Or, if violence isn't your way, you could hang out on their porch or in their lobby and sign for the items when they come in the mail/courier and escape with your goods. I can't get my unmentionable moving fast enough in the morning and we always end up rushing out the door in a panic. What should I do?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/14/2006 7:40:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinside I can't get my unmentionable moving fast enough in the morning and we always end up rushing out the door in a panic. What should I do? Keep your unmentionable dressed and awake all night so there's no "getting up" at all. For years I owned a pickup truck and my sister took advantage of that fact, getting me to haul mulch and things for her. She just bought a small SUV that has a big cargo area in back. Should I ask her to do the hauling for me now, and how should I make her feel guilty enough to actually do it.

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