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Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 12:26:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen I keep posting on incendiary topics - what should I do? Keep a fire extinguisher handy. I'm hungry, but too lazy to get up at get something to eat. What should I do?

LeMis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 5:52:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Yang4yin I'm hungry, but too lazy to get up at get something to eat. What should I do? Remodel the kitchen and move it to the room where the computer is, then move the fridge next to the desk and then you won't have far to travel and can't use that excuse any longer. =============== Someone made me a delicious home made bacon cheeseburger, complete w/ lettuce, tomato, onions, etc.... The problem is this: the stuff keeps falling out and onto my plate. [:(]

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 6:41:30 PM)
forget about the plate. Call the slave over and tell her the droppings are a salad buffet. I'm a little tipsy, what should i do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 6:48:43 PM)
go for a drive in Cleveland. (sorry Termin8ytor) I want to put a picture on the wall, how do I accomplish this?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 6:55:01 PM)
Recipe for picture: 1 medium sized slave. 3 large trees. 100 yards sturdy rope. 30-40 rags. Use trees and rope to build a catapult. Launch slave against wall. Wipe up excess blood. There you go. Your own Jackson Pollock. My change jar is full. What do I do? Yours, benji

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 7:06:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji My change jar is full. What do I do? Find people who don't require you to change.. and in a jar? at least use the bathroom. What should i do to sweep my Dom off His feet?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 7:09:01 PM)
A really low clothesline, from behind. I'm tired. Yours, benji

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 7:10:03 PM)
"What should I do to sweep my Dom off his feet?" find a really large fucking broom... Why do I have to pay taxes?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 7:11:53 PM)
Cause the asshole down the street doesn't feel he needs to work for a living. What do i do to get this damn buzzing out of my head?

thisishis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 7:20:25 PM)
guillotine? Why has my desktop wallpaper suddenly changed to the generic XP logo image and why has the screen saver been enabled seemingly ALL BY IT'S DAMNED SELF?!? argggggggggggggg ...

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 7:25:03 PM)
um.. cause it's Microsoft?... be happy you didn't get the WIN ME logo.. that woulda scared ya. My 9 yr old daughter has suddenly turned into a beligerant little wench.. i don't want to kill her.. i like the tax exemption... what do i do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 7:27:44 PM)
sell her on the black market... then claim she was kidnapped.... it'll be years before they find her, and there ya go! tax exemptions for at least the next five years! Why don't my numbers come up in the lottery?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 9:33:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook Why don't my numbers come up in the lottery? It's rigged. The person who sells you the ticket reports what numbers you have and makes sure they don't come up. I recently had a very sexy dream about someone I don't know. What should I do?

paynestar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/6/2006 10:07:33 PM)
You've probably seen this person in your town. Pay very close attention to everyone. This tends to make my hair frizzy. Any recommendations for products?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 4:17:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji My change jar is full. What do I do? Yours, benji Take it to Western Union, and then wire the whole lot to me! I should have thought it was obvious! E

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 7:54:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: paynestar You've probably seen this person in your town. Pay very close attention to everyone. This tends to make my hair frizzy. Any recommendations for products? Criso works wonders. My dog barks at every little noise. Sheisn't understanding that it drives me nuts, what should I do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 8:14:09 AM)
sit down with her and quietly and calmly explain to her that her behaviour is annoying you. I have the problem that I think dogs can talk - what should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 1:31:27 PM)
Take a class at the local college for language arts: (breed) 101 Why can I teach a dog new tricks, but can't get a cat to give me the time of day?

ownedandcollared -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 1:55:39 PM)
Because cats are definately a supierior species. Worship Kitty and allow her to teach YOU new tricks. my Master is out of town for a month...i miss Him. what do i do?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 3:39:07 PM)
Send him a FedEx package with you inside.. make sure you pack lots of snacks for the trip over. My cat walks around the house meowing constantly. This drives me insane, but no matter how much i yell at her to stop.. she continues on... what do i do?

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