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APiratesMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 4:13:53 PM)

Cut off her legs and stuff a cloth in her little mouth before using duct tape to keep it shut. Worked wonders for my cat ^.^


My younger brother likes to visit a lot and he digs through all my things when I'm not looking. The kid is thirteen and found my toy stash. What should I do about his questions?




LeMis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 6:02:44 PM)

Ignore the questions, pack him into a very small box (MAKE him fit inside it) and ship him off to a third world country, oh.... by the way cut off his tongue first.

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I bite my nails, what should I do to stop?




subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 6:35:43 PM)

You should probably buy a pouch for them.. you might swallow one if you accidently hit your thumb with the hammer.

i have too many pairs of shoes that i don't like, but i'm a packrat.. what should i do?





CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 7:45:57 PM)

go around to the local shoe stores, and see if they will buy them back from you....


I have this overwhelming urge to run through the neighborhood bare assed... what should I do?




Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 9:27:35 PM)

Keep on your shoes and go for it, preferrably at night.
 
 
I'm sleepy, but don't want to go to bed yet. What should I do?




xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/7/2006 11:26:56 PM)

you should lie down on your couch..then you could sleep but not go to bed *^_^*

i want to freely masturbate..but i live with my parents..what should i do?? TT.TT




subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/8/2006 3:09:07 AM)

stick a sock in your mouth and shoot for the moon.

really nice Doms are still messaging me, even though my journal says "currently not looking".  What should i do?




prdslave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/8/2006 4:00:26 AM)

send them pictures of weird body parts

Can I move a bed using my friends lincoln town car?




LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/8/2006 5:28:19 AM)

There are better ways to make a bed move, or shake, or even break. In any case, its probably better to get another person to do this with, than a car.

I have no problems - what can I do?




Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/8/2006 1:00:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
I have no problems - what can I do?


Walk out into the middle of a busy highway and see what happens.
 
 
I can't think of what to write here. What should I do?




LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/8/2006 3:45:55 PM)

Come and join me in the middle of the highway.

I'm trapped in the central strip with traffic whizzing by on both sides - an allegory for my life maybe; what should I do?
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ohbiguy32 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/8/2006 4:38:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Come and join me in the middle of the highway.

I'm trapped in the central strip with traffic whizzing by on both sides - an allegory for my life maybe; what should I do?
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Leave the car parked right where you are and walk home.

A client who happens to be a governmental entity owes me money,  but won't pay their bill.  What should I do?




CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/8/2006 5:02:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ohbiguy32

A client who happens to be a governmental entity owes me money,  but won't pay their bill.  What should I do?


make em work it off, like the good ole days!


A woman walked into work today, with her panties on the outside of her pants... what should I say to her?




LeMis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/9/2006 6:16:55 AM)

Compliment her shoes.

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I don't know what to wear today, help!




Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/9/2006 9:52:25 PM)

Stay in bed all day so you don't have to put on anything.
 
 
cuddleheart50 has been sick for several days. What should she do? 




LeMis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/10/2006 5:49:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Yang4yin
cuddleheart50 has been sick for several days. What should she do? 


She should go visit the morgue or funeral home, then she would see people worse off than her and it would inspire her to get well.

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I can't decide what to have for breakfast.....





SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/10/2006 9:14:41 AM)

Engage in a form of breakfast power exchange where an online Dom/Domme decides what you should eat each morning. I vote raw carrots.

I’m feeling totally apathetic about making any kind of posts here at the moment but I know people need to hear my wisdom so what should I do to get the message out there?




CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 3:31:41 AM)

wear a sign with your words of wisdom on it.  I would even suggest you wearing the sign, and nothing else... That should draw enough attention to you and your wisdom...

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I have a hell of a time getting out of bed in the mornings... what can I do?




LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 7:11:02 AM)

I have a hell of a time getting out of bed in the mornings... what can I do?

- take the keys with you when you get in the bed of an evening

I have lost the will to live, as so many people here have so many problems - what can I do?
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justanotheclaire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/11/2006 7:25:24 AM)

Become a saint and spend the rest of your life living in a mud shack in the middle of god knows wwhere feeding stavign children

my pain threshold has vanished, how can i get it back?




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