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Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 7:45:12 PM)

Keep repeating your advice over and over until they take it. You might also tell them you won't be quiet until they start paying attention to your words of wisdom. If that doesn't work, stick a fork in 'em.


I seem to use forks in a lot of my advice. What's up with that?



subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 7:56:10 PM)

maybe you just really love forking.

I really have a hard time multi-tasking.. what should I do?



SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 8:08:33 PM)

Talk a neighbor into helping you.

My husband is stuck to the pc and I want sex, what should I do?



owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/15/2006 11:23:02 PM)

Tell him that if he doesn't get over to where you are, you'll break out the dildo

my ex sasses me about trying to get back together....what should i do?



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 12:27:05 AM)

Get out while the getting is good! Seriously.


Apparently I'm able to get prospective submissives' attention initially, but somewhere along the line - usually within a few days - something causes them to run away as fast as possible. What should I do?



owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 12:53:22 AM)

Beg them to come back...Tell them that you'll beat their asses but good if they do.

My friend's "brother", (whom is 32, going to be 33), just got into a  relationship with a girl who just graduated high school. He says that they want a baby ASAP and want to get married...What should I tell him?



cravespleasure -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 12:57:20 AM)

Anal sex makes the baby making quicker.. especially if it's a little rough. It's a much quicker route to the stomach than the vagina!

I have long hair. Just about mid back. It gets in tangles a lot. What should I do?



justanotheclaire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 1:02:19 AM)

have it dreaded, shave it off and made into a  wig  or grow your pubes and tie them together that way it cant tangle
I have a really short attention span and I struggle to finish my............... bugger its gone again



owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 1:34:56 AM)

Take lots and lots of meds for it, maybe it will help

I dated a guy in school, and a few year later he came out and told me that he was gay...Was that my fault?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 9:16:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: owneddesire

I dated a guy in school, and a few year later he came out and told me that he was gay...Was that my fault?


There is no fault in making someone gay, even if that was what occurred here; its a good thing to fill another human being with joyful happiness after all.

I have run out of forks, and I now have porcupine-man after me. The fork thing was definitely bad advice. Is there anything else I can try?



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 12:56:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I have run out of forks, and I now have porcupine-man after me. The fork thing was definitely bad advice. Is there anything else I can try?



Buy a pair of tasers and let the neighbor have a double jolt the next time he gets frisky.
 
I'm feeling frisky. What should I do?



SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 5:20:15 PM)

stop eating cat food, try dog food

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my family destroys my house every weekend, how can I train them not to?



owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 8:00:00 PM)

every time they make a mess, take them over your knee and beat their asses until they learn..

My family lives in the Bronx and I'm all the way up north, (about 5/6 hours), and no matter how much I try and tell them that I don't want to move back down to the City, they still persist. I tell them being in the middle of no man's land is my dream, especially with my master, (although I leave out "master"), how do I get it through their thick skulls that I don't want to be down there?



Yedi -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 10:24:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: owneddesire

My family lives in the Bronx and I'm all the way up north, (about 5/6 hours), and no matter how much I try and tell them that I don't want to move back down to the City, they still persist. I tell them being in the middle of no man's land is my dream, especially with my master, (although I leave out "master"), how do I get it through their thick skulls that I don't want to be down there?


Take a note from another great Ny'er .... Scarface and just tell them "Say ello to my lil friend"

I am sick and have trouble sleeping on cold medicine.... then again without the meds I just can sleep at all what should I do



PrimitiveLogic -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 10:30:19 PM)

Take hot medicine...then call someone in the morning.

My spinach salad didnt make my boss sick...what should I try next?



owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/16/2006 10:34:36 PM)

Did you ever see Mall Rats? Stink Palm him then try to get him to eat some chips...yummy!

I want to be a blonde again, bc they have more fun....should I? Plus, most of the women in my family are



CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 5:20:59 AM)

Dunk your head in a bucket of clorox bleach... if that don't do it... tell your family red is the new blonde, and see if that works.

I worked 60 hours this week, and still need more money.  any suggestions?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 7:54:12 AM)

Dont waste your time working! If you wish to earn more money in less time, do what I did; get into racketeering, drug distribution, gun running, kidnap for ransom, blackmail, pimping vulnerable Latino girls on the street (your access to drugs is vital for this), and money laundering. Just beware of the "Flowers By Irene" van that will be parked outside your house for far longer than it takes to deliver said blooms.

I'm doing 160 years in the supermax. Its so boring in here. Any suggestions how I can spice life up please?



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 4:55:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I'm doing 160 years in the supermax. Its so boring in here. Any suggestions how I can spice life up please?


Have you ever tried "figging?" That will definitely spice up your life!


I really should eat something, but I'm not hungry. What should I do?



pinkee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 5:00:47 PM)

eat the fork.
 
i am tired of waiting for the right Dom....what should i do?
 
pinkee



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