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CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 5:01:26 PM)
Find a vanilla man, and train him how to Dominate you... I need to throw up, but hate sticking my finger down my throat... any suggestions?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 6:33:30 PM)
stick your dog's tail down your throat. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm losing weight and my Master seems to be losing interest, how can I fix this?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 6:50:39 PM)
Gorge yourself so you get a lot of rolls.. and then see how he feels.. or.. you could always work on keigels... I need to change an outlet but don't know which breaker/fuse turns off the outlet. What's the best way to test this?

owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 7:34:54 PM)
Try connecting wires, any which one of them, see what happends I like anal, but my master is WAY TOO BIG for me to handle, what should I do?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 10:22:57 PM)
Get a shoe horn to help ya out, sweetie. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ My Master has cut down my pc time and I'm going nuts here without my outlet to the world, who can help me?

owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 10:26:55 PM)
Either the good Lord, or another friends 'puter I had a baby 3 years ago, and I still have some visable stretch marks...how do I get rid of them?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 10:32:37 PM)
tattoo a road map for your partners. ~ ~ ~ How can I paint our front door without let our pets out or the neighbor's in? We do not have a screen or storm door to replace our main door. Help me out if you can.

owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 10:55:03 PM)
hmmm... I dunno, just try to paint it somehow and hope for the best. I've been getting aweful tooth aches for the past year, and they seem to be getting worse and wore as each day passes. I have no health insurace, so what should I do?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 11:01:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetlyTwisted How can I paint our front door without let our pets out or the neighbor's in? We do not have a screen or storm door to replace our main door. Help me out if you can. If cats, put down a layer of aluminum foil about 5 feet either side of the door - the kitties hate walking on it. If dogs, sorry, no help - maybe a hose? quote: ORIGINAL: owneddesire I've been getting aweful tooth aches for the past year, and they seem to be getting worse and wore as each day passes. I have no health insurace, so what should I do? Take grapefruit seed extract for the infection, and get thee to a dental college ... I played very rough with my sub the other night and now my arm is wicked sore. How should I "punish" him?

owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/17/2006 11:05:55 PM)
Possibly shove his arm up his ass and ask him how it feels? LoL My ex ran up my cable/phone/internet bill when I left. I thought he would have disconnected it seeing as though that was our agreement, what should i do?

Amaros -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 1:02:44 AM)
Make many more deals with him, he sounds like a winner. How can I get my dog to stop crapping on the floor? [img=http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9872/milo0806001mm4.th.jpg]

closertonova -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 1:48:39 AM)
mark you teritory by crapping first i cook for my Dom every night and i have made everything i know how to till we are sick of it what do i do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 3:17:15 AM)
OOC (Bluebird, this is a BAD advice column... although your answers were truthful, and good suggestions, wrong place for em....) sorry folks, back to the topicsd at hand.

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 3:19:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: closertonova i cook for my Dom every night and i have made everything i know how to till we are sick of it what do i do? find yourself a kitchen slut, and make them do all the cooking. Why do I always feel like somebody's watching me?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 3:45:50 AM)
Because i am...erm... i mean.. cause You are just such a fabulous catch... who isn't watching You? How does one go about stalking someone else without being noticed?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 3:58:21 AM)
For a man, it is extremely difficult to stalk someone without being noticed. For a woman, her lack of a stalk in the first place makes it impossible. I tried figging here in the prison, but we didnt have any root ginger so I asked the tall redhead from cell 15a (she's the only ginger we have here), to help out. She listened to what I suggested, but then beat the hell out of me - this did help to pass the time, but what else can I try to make life more interesting?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 8:03:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook OOC (Bluebird, this is a BAD advice column... although your answers were truthful, and good suggestions, wrong place for em....) sorry folks, back to the topicsd at hand. Oh yeah (sorry!). Well in that case, SweetlyTwisted - try lining up garden gnomes with flamethrowers - nothing like open fire near fresh paint to keep things interesting! And, OwnedDesire - just yank all your teeth out and drink brandy for the pain. :-)

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 10:42:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bluebird quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook OOC (Bluebird, this is a BAD advice column... although your answers were truthful, and good suggestions, wrong place for em....) sorry folks, back to the topicsd at hand. Oh yeah (sorry!). Well in that case, SweetlyTwisted - try lining up garden gnomes with flamethrowers - nothing like open fire near fresh paint to keep things interesting! And, OwnedDesire - just yank all your teeth out and drink brandy for the pain. :-) What great BAD advice! I'll get right to it! ~ ~ ~ ~ What should I do if I come across a bluebird with a whip?

Rumtiger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 10:50:51 AM)
use her pet Tiger as a human shield rememebr to keep teasing the tiger the more punishment he takes for you.

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 10:51:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetlyTwisted What should I do if I come across a bluebird with a whip? I don't advise cumming across her! But if you do, I hope you can run fast. I'm tired of waiting, What should I do?

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