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LeMis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 5:05:42 PM)
Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning. -------------------- I am worried that I'll catch something from people at the mall, you never know where or who they've been with.

owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 5:10:19 PM)
Follow Bubble Boys example, put yourself in a giant bubble everywhere you go. For a while now, I've wanted to be a platnum blonde again, (I haven't been one in years), but everyone says I shouldn't seeing as though I have too much of an olive complexion. What should I do?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 10:43:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: owneddesire For a while now, I've wanted to be a platnum blonde again, (I haven't been one in years), but everyone says I shouldn't seeing as though I have too much of an olive complexion. What should I do? Well, if your complexion is olive, try pimento red for the hair! I am highly irritated with my coworker; is it going to far to remove the memory sticks from his computer so it runs veeerrrrrryy slowly just to aggravate him?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 10:57:01 PM)
quote: I am highly irritated with my coworker; is it going to far to remove the memory sticks from his computer so it runs veeerrrrrryy slowly just to aggravate him? Wouldn't it just be easier to remove his memory entirely? I mean, why waste a perfectly good computer? In order to remove his memory, first use a large electric saw and cut around the skull. Don't worry if he screams... you are pissed at him anyway. Then dive in with both hands and scramble things up a bit in there and then duct tape his skull back together. With any kind of luck no one will be the wiser. I am afraid that the person above me is going to follow the advice I gave them. How do I shake that feeling?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 11:01:13 PM)
[...freakin' can't type tonight!]

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 11:02:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: I am highly irritated with my coworker; is it going too far to remove the memory sticks from his computer so it runs veeerrrrrryy slowly just to aggravate him? Wouldn't it just be easier to remove his memory entirely? I mean, why waste a perfectly good computer? In order to remove his memory, first use a large electric saw and cut around the skull. Don't worry if he screams... you are pissed at him anyway. Then dive in with both hands and scramble things up a bit in there and then duct tape his skull back together. With any kind of luck no one will be the wiser. I am afraid that the person above me is going to follow the advice I gave them. How do I shake that feeling? Oh, don't worry ...just ignore it when you see a report on Headline News tomorrow night <evil laugh, runs into the garage to sharpen the blade on the Sawz-all...> So, then my next question - how should I style my hair for the mug shot?

MasterShake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 11:20:38 PM)
Hmmmm, I'm seeing red, white, and blue liberty spikes. Yeah. Definitely liberty spikes. And don't even bother with any hair product you can buy in the store. Go straight for the grocery aisle, pick up some knox gelatin, mix a THICK paste... gob it on, form the spikes, iron flat, and PRESTO! And for my question, what's the best way to cure a migraine?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/18/2006 11:31:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterShake And for my question, what's the best way to cure a migraine? Drink tequila until you vomit, then sleep. Now inquiring minds will want to know - how do you get the smell of tequila and vomit out of the carpet?

owneddesire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 10:08:39 AM)
Try bleach, peroxide, and rubbing acohol, it may help I have the chance to see Lewis Black, (for those who don't know, he's a comidian), in Ithaca on the 5th of November; the only problem is that my daughter's father is inviting his best and him and I don't get along too well. Should I go or what?

WhyteRavenne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 10:13:17 AM)
Bring your nastiest toys.. and wear the kinkiest clothes you have... Then go! I thought that was obvious. I keep getting kicked out when my bestfriend and his pet are home. I've been invited in, however, they play different than I do, what should I do? (pet is femme)

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 10:45:01 AM)
Threaten to upload the videos of them playing to YouTube and other sites, unless they let you stay. I can't decide what I should put here. What should I do?

SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 3:43:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Yang4yin. I can't decide what I should put here. What should I do? When my husband, the teacher, leaves for work, stop wasting time and get your bootie over here. I can't wait forever! What should a person do when they see themselves on YouTube in a compromising position?

pleasetame -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:22:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bluebird quote: ORIGINAL: MasterShake And for my question, what's the best way to cure a migraine? Drink tequila until you vomit, then sleep. Now inquiring minds will want to know - how do you get the smell of tequila and vomit out of the carpet? Use cat pee, it will get rid of the smell My question - How do I get rid of the fleas?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:33:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetlyTwisted What should a person do when they see themselves on YouTube in a compromising position? post the link on this page, so we can all see them, too! and to answer a few of missed questions by Yang 4 Yin... quote: One of my neighbors is starting to look good to me, but her husband is a physical education teacher at a local school. What should I do? Fuck em both! quote: I'm hungry. What should I do? order papa john's pizza online for your neighbor.... when the pizza is delivered, and they dion't want it, offer the driver $5 for the pizza, since it's a fuck up... -------------------------------------------------- I want to collar a submissive, but can't find the right collar to put on her... any suggestions?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:36:26 PM)
ask her which collar she likes, and then buy the total opposite. After all, it's You looking at the collar not her! i'm trying to get my Dom to commit, but He keeps getting cold feet... what should i do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:37:29 PM)
run a warm bath, and put his feet in the tub.... My submissive is trying to get into trouble... how should I punish her?

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:38:32 PM)
whatever You do... do NOT ignore her.. subbies love that. i'm digging myself in deeper with every post... what should i do?

pleasetame -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:39:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinside whatever You do... do NOT ignore her.. subbies love that. i'm digging myself in deeper with every post... what should i do? Dig deeper it is so much fun... What is the best kind of shovel to use for digging

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:44:31 PM)
a backhoe my room mate is dumb as a stump and gets on my nerves... what should i do?

Steelriven -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:45:39 PM)
One of those small gas station plastic spoons. Go to your nearest gas station, and steal everyone out of the condements area... Should I freak out my 'nilla brother-in-law? He's being annoying and coming to bother me in about three minnutes.

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