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subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:49:36 PM)

Answer the door in full Domme outfit complete with the whip or riding crop and look at him and while hiding the datebook say... "Oh.. that Charlie"

i can't think of another dumbass question.. what should i do?



pleasetame -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 5:57:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subinside

Answer the door in full Domme outfit complete with the whip or riding crop and look at him and while hiding the datebook say... "Oh.. that Charlie"

i can't think of another dumbass question.. what should i do?


dance nakkid in front of a window

I have been a bad subbie, what should I do?



gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 6:01:44 PM)

Masturbate to any answer you get.

I'm thirsty.  What's the best martini to have?

Yours,


benji



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 9:14:38 PM)

The kind that gets you snockered after the first sip... makes you a cheap date!


I'd like some good advice. What should I do?



LeMis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/19/2006 10:01:42 PM)

Don't ask me, ask your neighbor.
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What's the best way to relax after a long day at work?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 4:16:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LeMis

Don't ask me, ask your neighbor.
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What's the best way to relax after a long day at work?



Take the last few bits of advice;
Dress in full Domme attire, drink a really strong martini, dance in the window and ask your neighbour to come and watch. Benji's advice you should take or leave according to local laws / neighbour's interest.

I'm scheduled for execution tomorrow - what should I do to make my last day on earth memorable?



SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 4:56:40 AM)

Stand outside a strip joint with a sign that says "free fuck" on it. As the horny guys come out lay down on the ground and let them have at you.
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I've been having some really strange fantasies, should I act them out?




LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 5:40:14 AM)

Having just been mauled by a dozen guys outside the strip joint - probably not! (but please do tell us what they are!?)

I'm pregnant, but I dont know which of the guys did the deed; what should I do?



SweetlyTwisted -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 7:05:50 PM)

Name the kid after your favorite strip joint.

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I'm craving a new adventure, what should I do?



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 9:58:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetlyTwisted

I'm craving a new adventure, what should I do?



Take your own advice: "Stand outside a strip joint with a sign that says "free fuck" on it. As the horny guys come out lay down on the ground and let them have at you."
 
 
I've been standing outside this strip joint for hours waiting for the woman with the "free fuck" sign to show up, but so far, she hasn't made an appearance. What should I do?



xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 10:59:57 PM)

you should masterbate and shoot your cum on a nearby pole..then leave a sign pointing to it saying, "for the woman with the sign that says 'free fuck.' you were late."

im really sore from working out at the gym..what should i do??



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 11:09:59 PM)

You should soak in a hot bath tub followed by extensive used of a vibrator - held by me.


Somebody slipped in the puddle of cum near the pole outside the strip joint and is looking for the person responsible. What should I do?



xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/20/2006 11:32:14 PM)

you should point and laugh because he/she was stupid to not see the sign you left clearly pointing to the pool of cum..then you should get angry because now your pool of cum and sign are ruined and the woman with the "free fuck" sign wont get them..

im sleepy..but have to do some more work before bed..what should i do??



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/21/2006 9:11:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: xhoneyx

im sleepy..but have to do some more work before bed..what should i do??


Put up your price per client so that you dont have so many to see every day in order to earn the same amount, and can finish earlier.

xhoneyx is going to kill me for what I inferred in my advice; what should I do?



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/21/2006 11:10:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

xhoneyx is going to kill me for what I inferred in my advice; what should I do?


Remind her that she asked your advice, and then make her give you a freebie.


Two of my favorite food items weren't in stock when I went grocery shopping today. What should I do?



gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/21/2006 11:23:53 AM)

Eat the grocer.

I don't know the difference between grosser and grocer.  Can someone explain?

Yours,


benji



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/21/2006 11:27:59 AM)

No, but maybe if you click the links and read, you can figure it out yourself.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grosser
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grocer


I didn't give benji really bad advice. What should I do?



gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/21/2006 11:29:41 AM)

Edit your goddam post, ya nitwit brained turdblossom!

I'm about to get deleted by a Mod.  What should my next screen name be?

Yours,


benji



LaTigresse -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/21/2006 11:31:23 AM)

baddogbenji



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/21/2006 11:36:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

baddogbenji


Now there's a cry for help!


I think I just pissed off LaTigresse. What, if anything, should I do?



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