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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/20/2006 11:17:14 AM   
Yang4yin


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I think I pissed off a neighbor by suggesting he could make a lot of money doing gay porn. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/21/2006 11:12:45 AM   
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I think I pissed off a neighbor by suggesting he could make a lot of money doing gay porn. What should I do?


Sleep with him and film it. Sell it on the Internet and prove to him you are right.


I have a headache. I need to do something about it and I am tired of taking Advil. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/21/2006 11:17:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I have a headache. I need to do something about it and I am tired of taking Advil. What can I do?



Have someone - not me - give you a blowjob or three. That'll cause the blood to rush from your head and help ease the pain.
 
 
My dad wants to buy a  2005 Jaguar, but I think that's an unwise decision. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/24/2006 4:34:36 PM   
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My dad wants to buy a  2005 Jaguar, but I think that's an unwise decision. What should I do?


Well buying wild cats is not a good idea no matter what model year they are. You have to have special training and an ample supply of slow gazels. Might I suggest a nice fluffy bunny or a late model rodent?


I haven't been here in a few days and there is too much reading to do. What should I do because I don't want to miss anything?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/24/2006 5:26:53 PM   
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i really need to get in better shape..but i have so little motivation to go to the gym more often..what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/24/2006 9:32:59 PM   
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i really need to get in better shape..but i have so little motivation to go to the gym more often..what should i do?



Put yourself in my hands and I'll mold you.
 
 
I want people to read the emails I've sent to them, but many don't. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/25/2006 9:10:15 AM   
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I want people to read the emails I've sent to them, but many don't. What should I do?


Well, I would go and get your body cut up into electronic bits and attach them to your emails. Then, when they log on and see your email you can materialize and force them to read it. Simple.

I am fairly stressed and nervous today. I need to calm down. Any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/25/2006 9:17:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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I want people to read the emails I've sent to them, but many don't. What should I do?


Well, I would go and get your body cut up into electronic bits and attach them to your emails. Then, when they log on and see your email you can materialize and force them to read it. Simple.

I am fairly stressed and nervous today. I need to calm down. Any suggestions?



You could research the best serial killer's MO's and copycat kill someone today, that always works.

My question: I am out of work and cannot find the right new job, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/25/2006 2:24:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SexyRed
My question: I am out of work and cannot find the right new job, what should I do?




Seduce a rich Dom and establish a 24/7 relationship.
 
 
I suspect that somebody is spreading nasty lies about me. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/25/2006 3:53:20 PM   
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take your three faveret books and wright the first line from each and build your novel from there
should i shave or wax my cunt


wax build up isnt recommended. it hurts to strip it.

should a play tonights lotto?  is there a god? and what is my lucky number?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/25/2006 3:57:32 PM   
Homestead


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Of course there is a God, and he showed his sense of humor by creating US. Tell him you are his replacement,and see what happens.

Your lucky number is 12345

My neighbors dog barks to much,what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/25/2006 6:35:36 PM   
Yang4yin


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pahunkboy ignored my question. What should we do to him?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/26/2006 6:48:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Yang4yin

Shoot the neighbors. Animal Control will then take away the barking dog.


pahunkboy ignored my question. What should we do to him?

 

counter the nasty lie by one of you own. [as i drip in tar and feathers ....hehe ;-0]


i have no energy today, what do i do ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/26/2006 6:54:37 AM   
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i have no energy today, what do i do ?



stick a paperclip into a wall socket for a quick energized charge.

How can i simulate living near an ocean?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/26/2006 7:12:00 AM   
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How can i simulate living near an ocean?


Keep the water running in your bath tub and wear your skimpiest bikini at all times.
 
 
I got suckered into going to a neighbor's kid's birthday party today. What should I do to get out of going?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/26/2006 7:36:04 AM   
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shut curtains and hide the rest of the day.


monay cant buy happiness, so where do i obtain it??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/26/2006 7:40:49 AM   
Yang4yin


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I need better advice. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/26/2006 11:54:33 PM   
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I need better advice. What can I do?


Simple, study every post in this thread until you can recite them without a mistake.


My youngest son is having trouble getting to sleep. I really need a solution for him... he goes back to school soon. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/27/2006 12:10:17 PM   
Yang4yin


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My youngest son is having trouble getting to sleep. I really need a solution for him... he goes back to school soon. What can I do?


Stop playing your old KISS albums at full volume, don't let him watch SAW right before bed, and give him a handful of Benadryl™ tablets about an hour before his bedtime.
 
 
I'm thinking of moving to a cave somewhere. Any suggestions on how to find the best caves?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/27/2006 3:48:48 PM   
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Belly is growling, already ate dinner, what can I do to stop the growling?

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