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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/27/2006 7:55:08 PM   
xhoneyx


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ive been single for a long time and want to date..what should i do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/27/2006 9:46:24 PM   
Gauge


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ive been single for a long time and want to date..what should i do??


Post your profile on a BDSM website and just wait for the mail to pour in. Or you could go out in public naked and masturbate in front of single men... you may get a nibble or two that way.

I should get to bed. I have too much energy. I need release. Help me please.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/28/2006 9:36:10 PM   
Yedi


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ORIGINAL: Gauge



I should get to bed. I have too much energy. I need release. Help me please.


Shove a lightbulb up your ass that may releave some energy if you can get it to light up ... preferably the 4 foot floressent type



I have to watch kids in the morning yet I don't want to get up that early what should i do

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/28/2006 9:45:12 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/28/2006 9:50:34 PM   
Yedi


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Status: offline 		well with so many Bills out there that deserve to die... I would guess Yes ... gates Clinton .... the ones that come in the mail lol


Speaking of bills anyone got any good advice what to do with all of them that come in the mail?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/28/2006 9:53:32 PM   
owneddesire


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speaking of trsh....why do people call them trshy romance novels? theyre good

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/28/2006 11:45:20 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		they're called trashy because they're read so much that they get so worn and battered they look fit for the trash..so you should just put some shoe shine to get it all spiffed up and nice again..so that they wont be called trashy anymore *^_^*

i love eating ice cream, but because it's so unhealthy for you, i have to watch myself..i dont really want to..what should i do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/28/2006 11:48:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: xhoneyx

they're called trashy because they're read so much that they get so worn and battered they look fit for the trash..so you should just put some shoe shine to get it all spiffed up and nice again..so that they wont be called trashy anymore *^_^*

i love eating ice cream, but because it's so unhealthy for you, i have to watch myself..i dont really want to..what should i do??


    Eat the ice-cream, and then throw up.  (The audience lapses into silence at TreSwank's response, which seems to be a tasteless cheap shot at eating disorders, but is REALLY funny just because it's so fucking obvious)


     When I'm masturbating in the bathroom stalls at work (which I do, rather frequently), how can I better avoid detection from enemy elements (supervisors, co-workers)?

 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 12:01:48 AM   
Gauge


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When I'm masturbating in the bathroom stalls at work (which I do, rather frequently), how can I better avoid detection?


Edgar Allen Poe wrote a mystery where a vital clue was hidden in plain sight. The thought being that no one would notice it, and they didn't. So, do not hide, stay out in the open and jerk Mr. Happy until the cows come home.

I am fairly disturbed that I might walk into a bathroom where TreSwank is smacking the fish. How can I be sure that this does not happen?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 12:19:57 AM   
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I need, and I mean, absolutely NEED, to copulate with this woman. How should I go about my mission?  We need to have children..................seriously.  Helping me to accomplish this goal is your moral imperative.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 1:48:25 AM   
APiratesMistress


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Status: offline 		Send her a strawberry. She will eat it and instantly get horny for you. Then you can have happy strawberry laced sex until she pops out the little ones.


I have so many books to read still and I'm behind... What should I do to get done with them faster?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 11:34:06 AM   
Yedi


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I think we need to get rap outlawed... how should we go about destroying it

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 11:36:20 AM   
owneddesire


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how can i get my ex to leave me alone?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 3:44:58 PM   
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how can i get my ex to leave me alone?


Nothing says 'Fuck Off And Die' like a live wolverine in their pants.


I have too much to do and so little time to do it. Is it possible that I could clone myself with ordinary household items?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 5:21:30 PM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		honey, i don't think so, but you could invite multiple women into the bedroom and do one at a time....use them for what they're worth....

Okay, my master and i were talking about reciving my 140 hits with a belt tonight.......would it hurt less if i put icy/hot on my ass? what about anal? would it hurt less then?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 5:31:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh yes, go for it and why stop at 140, with icy/hot there's no such thing as pain, so beg for more.

I miss doing crafts projects but I'm consumed by this site, what should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 5:54:23 PM   
MissTlTTYMilk


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How should i avoid traffic tickets?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 6:02:21 PM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		I'd say shake your tits for all their worth at the officer, batt your lashes and talk in a sweet little cute voice.

Would i get sick if i ate the little salt looking package in the beottom of a beef jerkey package? it says dont eat...but it doesn't say that it will harm you

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/29/2006 10:28:18 PM   
APiratesMistress


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Status: offline 		Nah, that package is really candy. They just try to trick people out of tasting it's absolute yummy-ness. Eat away, it tastes great with the jerkey.


I need to get out more but the bars around here are filled with scum bags.. any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/30/2006 11:12:44 AM   
Gauge


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I need to get out more but the bars around here are filled with scum bags.. any suggestions?


Become a scum bag yourself. That way you will have your pick of the best possible mates.

I forgot to close a car window last night and my car got a little wet inside when it rained. I need it to dry out soon so it doesn't smell all funky inside. What can I do to get that done?

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