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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/30/2006 11:18:39 AM   
mnottertail


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I dread winter's coming, what now?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/30/2006 11:50:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Lighter fluid and matches are the quick route.

I dread winter's coming, what now?

Ron



go to a tanning booth- it can be summer year round there.

i bought too much junk a garaGE sales what do i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/30/2006 12:27:35 PM   
mnottertail


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I need a garage, because mine is full of the same type of stuff (garage sales), but I rarely take my own advice (and if you knew me, you wouldn't take my advice either), what am I to do............this is nothing if not a conundrum. 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/30/2006 12:46:01 PM   
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hold a garage sale.

I need a garage, because mine is full of the same type of stuff (garage sales), but I rarely take my own advice (and if you knew me, you wouldn't take my advice either), what am I to do............this is nothing if not a conundrum. 


in hear you. i spent MONTHs throwing shtt out. now here i am again. i hope i dont have to move thats when u get socked. lol

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/30/2006 1:22:39 PM   
SohCahToa


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Once upon a time I had an MSN hotmail account it contained login information for an online writing account. That evil Bill gates said he would wipe my MSN account clean if I didn’t log on for thirty days and he did, the scum. Now I have lost my logon info what do I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/30/2006 1:25:57 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/31/2006 9:35:54 AM   
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Once upon a time I had an MSN hotmail account it contained login information for an online writing account. That evil Bill gates said he would wipe my MSN account clean if I didn’t log on for thirty days and he did, the scum. Now I have lost my logon info what do I do?


Kidnap Bill Gates and then sell tickets for people to come in and do cock and ball torture on him. Keep asking him, "Is it safe?" You should have your account back in no time.

The network in the office is down and I really should be in there working on it but I am here, writing and telling people they can't have a pony and giving others bad advice. I can't seem to figure out which is better or if I could do both at once. Help!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/4/2006 9:16:34 AM   
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The network in the office is down and I really should be in there working on it but I am here, writing and telling people they can't have a pony and giving others bad advice. I can't seem to figure out which is better or if I could do both at once. Help!



Tell everybody you're on hold waiting for tech support in India... and keep posting here.


I have a lot of crabgrass in my yard, but it is, afterall, green and growing well. Unfortunately, it is a weed and my neighbor don't want it to spread into his yard. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/4/2006 10:50:54 AM   
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I'm tired (not enough sleep last night) don't want to lie down and take a nap because then I'll never go to sleep tonight and I work tomorrow, what should I do? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/5/2006 10:11:26 AM   
Yang4yin


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I'm tired (not enough sleep last night) don't want to lie down and take a nap because then I'll never go to sleep tonight and I work tomorrow, what should I do? 



Well, it's a little too late for an answer now. Sorry.
 
 
A friend wants me to have sex with his wife while he's at work.  Should I?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/5/2006 1:02:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Yang4yin

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ORIGINAL: LeMis

I'm tired (not enough sleep last night) don't want to lie down and take a nap because then I'll never go to sleep tonight and I work tomorrow, what should I do? 



Well, it's a little too late for an answer now. Sorry.
 
 
A friend wants me to have sex with his wife while he's at work.  Should I?


Yes,  Make sure that you do it on his boss's desk.

My crotch itches,  what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/5/2006 1:30:59 PM   
Yang4yin


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My crotch itches,  what should I do?


Amputate everything from your waist down.
 
I'm having trouble with my health insurance carrier. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/5/2006 1:46:10 PM   
gooddogbenji


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My passport expired, but I'm too lazy to get it renewed.  What should I do?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/5/2006 3:58:40 PM   
Argentopal


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Let the poor guy put it down for a while. 

My passport expired, but I'm too lazy to get it renewed.  What should I do?

cut a picture out of The National Enquirer and tape it over your old passport photo.  Try and make sure to use a picture from a story about a terrorist or an FBI most wanted file, that way  everyone will be looking at the photo and no one will notice the date has expired.
 
 
We were doing a wax scene the oither night and had a little accident.  How do I get red wax out of whate shag carpet. ... and the cat?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/5/2006 4:53:56 PM   
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Dear people, help me fix this problem .... I've been dieting with great improvements, so my hubby decides to join me but wants me to count his points for him. My problem is my day has become so focused on food and diets now that I'm eating more!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/5/2006 5:28:18 PM   
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Dear people, help me fix this problem .... I've been dieting with great improvements, so my hubby decides to join me but wants me to count his points for him. My problem is my day has become so focused on food and diets now that I'm eating more!



Well, first, assure your hubby that He is absolutely perfect and doesn't ever need to diet...
Then, have Him lock a ball gag in your mouth and voila! you will never need worry about eating again!

My little cousin got gum in my hair...it is really in there and Master forbade me to cut it! What do i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/6/2006 12:12:19 AM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		ahh..that's simple..shave it off..it's not the same as cutting because you use a razor and not scissors..and then you should put a whole wad of gum in your cousin's hair so that he/she will learn to never to it to others..

i dont feel like going to work tomorrow..what should i do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/6/2006 12:20:54 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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I am supposed to be meeting someone for coffee tomorrow for their birthday and I realy dont want to go.  What should I tell them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/6/2006 10:09:12 AM   
kitty2MLoneWolf


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Status: offline 		Tell them you have joined coffee drinkers anonymous and it is part of your recovery to stay away from places that serve coffee..

I am becoming an online addict.. what should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/6/2006 10:29:03 AM   
LadyEllen


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I keep posting on incendiary topics - what should I do?

E

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