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chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/30/2006 5:47:47 PM)
put on your clothes and get in the washer He does have them, now what do i do

WayWardSoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/30/2006 7:27:00 PM)
There is nothing that makes an ex want you to talk with the wee ones more the an obey me bitch firearm, ask LaMa if you can use her's. My air conditioner in my truck went out and I can't afford to fix it what should I do?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/30/2006 7:49:07 PM)
Move to southern Antarctica. You can buy them cheap there. I need sleep, but work makes me get up too early. However, if I don't go to work, I can't pay my rent and my sleep gets even shittier on the street. Yours, benji

Emperor1956 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 9:57:27 AM)
quote: I need sleep, but work makes me get up too early. However, if I don't go to work, I can't pay my rent and my sleep gets even shittier on the street. Yours, benji Don't you hate dog owners and dogs that don't clean the street after themselves? Its too damn hot in my office. What do I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 5:29:03 PM)
quote: Its too damn hot in my office. What do I do? Ask your boss into the office, then dip your boss into liquid nitrogen and place a fan behind him... instant AC. My band is having an outdoor gig this weekend. It is supposed to be hotter than blazes all week. How should plan to keep cool while I am playing?

ravn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 5:31:15 PM)
make sure you pack your clothes with some dry ice- make sure it has DIRECT contact with your skin how should i do my hair for the upcoming fetish event?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 5:43:56 PM)
quote: how should i do my hair for the upcoming fetish event? I saw this new product for hair called Firestarting Gel. I guess you apply it and then let it soak into your hair. Then after 5 minutes you put a match to it and you hair will have a wonderful glow to it. I think my 19 year old is going to get beaten with a large pointed stick... he is getting on my nerves. What else could I do or should I just get him to stop?

ravn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 6:09:16 PM)
make sure you tie him up first, almost like tether-ball..then it's fun for the whole family! it is now 6:08. My Master is coming home prgressively later each day i'm with Him. What can i do to get Him home on time?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 7:07:11 PM)
Tell him there is going to be an orgy there every night, with or without him That should get a wonderful response. The air conditioning on my van quit today. How can I get it fixed cheaply?

Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 8:54:11 PM)
Move to southern Antarctica with WWS and share his. Then you won't even have to fix yours. I'm Masterless for the next 4 weeks. How can I make sure I behave while He's gone?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/31/2006 8:57:38 PM)
Invite me over. You'll look great by contrast! I want to get one of those cool titles where everyone else has "Indecent," or whatever. How do I do that? Yours, benji

ravn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/1/2006 4:04:03 PM)
retract all your previous statements and kiss up to Mod11 bigtime I'm hungry- how should i go about making dinner?

WayWardSoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/1/2006 7:35:22 PM)
Go to your neighbors and get theres, it will be just like take out. I hate everyone what should I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/1/2006 8:15:14 PM)
Start your own cult and enjoy non-profit tax exempt status. Have your worships stroke your ego and massage your libido. What should I do about all of the weeds that the gardeners are too lazy and unmotivated to remove? quote: ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul I hate everyone what should I do?

Morpheus07 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/1/2006 8:23:32 PM)
quote: What should I do about all of the weeds that the gardeners are too lazy and unmotivated to remove? Buy a brand new helicopter and demand to fly it before your first lesson, voila... instant weedeater. Where does one go to buy those cool leather pants....in husky boy size?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/2/2006 3:18:54 PM)
quote: Where does one go to buy those cool leather pants....in husky boy size? The Husky Boy Cool Leather Pants Emporium. I am stressed. I need sex. And it would be wonderful to take a nap but I must go practice with my band tonight. How can I get this all done at once?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/2/2006 3:20:52 PM)
Go to band practice. Fall asleep. Dream of sex. Leave me out of dream. Sick bastard. It's my friend's birthday tonight, and I don't have a gift, what should I do? Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/2/2006 3:29:26 PM)
quote: It's my friend's birthday tonight, and I don't have a gift, what should I do? Do you own a festive bow? Place said bow on the top of your head and say, "Here I am! Isn't I wonderful?" Let me know how that works out for you. I just got this shocking image of sleeping in my drummer's basement with the band playing a Ramones tune and I am making mad, passionate love to a yellow smiley face with a halo over it. My question is, how can I get rid of that image?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/2/2006 3:43:06 PM)
Quickly, if you value your sanity. I ate dinner earlier, but now I'm hungry again. What can I do about that? Yours, benji

ravn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (8/2/2006 4:08:38 PM)
come over to my place, i got take out from my neighbors kitchen i've got benji coming over for homemade take-out from next-door, what should i wear?

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