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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 11:32:33 AM   
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My boss is pressurising me to do more and more work for the same pay how can I get out of this situation?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 12:47:22 PM   
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i cant motivate to go in the studio today

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 12:48:44 PM   
Gauge


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My boss is pressurising me to do more and more work for the same pay how can I get out of this situation?


Tell your boss that he is an insolent troglodyte and that if he doesn't give you a raise this very instant that you will tell everyone that he secretly plays with Barbie dolls and has recently added a My Little Pony to his collection. Also tell him that he dresses funny and smells bad. Then laugh it all off and tell him that it was a joke and ask for a raise.


I find myself more and more wanting to live a reclusive life but I am not sure I could do that. Any suggestions for how to try this out without committing to it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 12:49:43 PM   
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did I scare ya into it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 1:16:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Prepares to drop TENS unit in the jacuzzi, saying "I am a very Dom, make sure that ain't your bag".......

did I scare ya into it?

Ron


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 1:18:45 PM   
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I find myself more and more wanting to live a reclusive life but I am not sure I could do that. Any suggestions for how to try this out without committing to it?


sit in your closet for about an hour a day.....then after a week move under your house but leave the tv and the answering machine loud enough to screen calls.....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 1:25:07 PM   
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I can't seem to keep my balance in my new 5" heels. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 1:51:00 PM   
crouchingtigress


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i did not actually go into the studio like i said.... so now i am a procrastinator and a liar...help!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 4:10:34 PM   
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to hire a personal trainer/assistant instead.  Make sure they will work
from before sunrise until past moonrise without failing in energy.
 
How should I organize the kitchen cabinets to make them more
efficient?
 
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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress
i did not actually go into the studio like i said.... so now i am a procrastinator and a liar...help!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 4:16:45 PM   
mistresszarah


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What should I do if the only way I can get off is to watch men vomit?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 9:12:57 PM   
crouchingtigress


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i need a ring ding fix .

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2006 9:30:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:




What's the best way to fix the cracks in my sidewalk?




Have them hike up thier jeans a bit more..

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2006 1:17:57 PM   
Gauge


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i need a ring ding fix .


Watch boxing. You know, between rounds... a ring ding? Ugh... I cannot believe I said that.


I have both my kids this weekend and it is going to be bloody hot out this weekend... what can I do with them that is good father son stuff and not get oppressed by the heat?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2006 3:33:18 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Since you like outdoorsy activities, take them out camping, hiking
and fishing at a lake or river.  If they become annoying, have them
play endless games with the super-soakers on land while still clothed
and wade into the water to remove all the mud.
 
I am performing at the local Renaissance faire this weekend with
a madrigal group.  How can I keep from fainting in the sun?
(You know how us Gothic types shy away from sunlight.)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
I have both my kids this weekend and it is going to be bloody hot out this weekend... what can I do with them that is good father son stuff and not get oppressed by the heat?


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/16/2006 3:43:46 PM   
Gauge


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I am performing at the local Renaissance faire this weekend with a madrigal group.  How can I keep from fainting in the sun?
(You know how us Gothic types shy away from sunlight.)


Beating the heat is a tough one, especially if you are pasty and white. It would be best for you to spend several days naked in a freezer. This will get your core body temperature down and give you natural cooling in the hot sun.

I am running my air conditioning. It isn't working like it should. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/17/2006 5:22:37 PM   
Vendaval


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superior will.  Play Peter Gabriel CD's for set the mood music.
 
I need to clean the window screens on the upper level of the
apartment.   What is an effective way to do this? 


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
I am running my air conditioning. It isn't working like it should. What should I do?


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/17/2006 5:32:37 PM   
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I need to clean the window screens on the upper level of the
apartment.   What is an effective way to do this? 


Take your slave to the roof tie his/her ankles together with a rope and lower him/her over the edge of the roof with a bucket of soapy water and a brush. Then take another tied the same way with the water hose to rinse them off.

My washer broke so I have to haul my clothes off else where to wash them but don't feel like it tonight what should I do?

< Message edited by WayWardSoul -- 7/17/2006 5:33:50 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/17/2006 5:55:17 PM   
LaMalinche


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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

My washer broke so I have to haul my clothes off else where to wash them but don't feel like it tonight what should I do?


Use the toliet, after all it has a spin cycle.  Just pour the soap in the bowl and flush repeatedly.


Dingoes have stolen my baby.  What can I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/17/2006 6:41:45 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		get a rapid fire machine gun and fire rapidly in a wide spread, this should make them drop your baby

our dog likes to slip its leash and get out and explore...how do we stop it

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/17/2006 9:01:39 PM   
LaMalinche


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It should not be a problem now that it has bullet holes in its legs. 


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My friends car will not start, and he does not have the money for a new battery.  What advice can I pass along?





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