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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/23/2006 10:59:18 AM   
cyprian


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2006 4:30:06 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		*mails a reloaded digital camera to gauge* this should also take care of the entertainment problem previously experienced.

Please post lmao's in the form of a question. ;)  Seeing that I cannot find the last troublesome problem in the previous posts attached herein is mine.

I cant get the ugly green mold stains off the screens of our screened in pool area what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2006 5:24:50 PM   
MarksFantasyGirl


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Status: offline 		Ok, you take Zippo Fluid, and you squirt it all over the moldy stuff.... then, you take your zippo, and you catch it on fire... you really want to kill it...not just wash it off!..

What do I do, when I wanna meet a really freaking hot MILF, and she's all the way in TX??  ::sighs::

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2006 9:38:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		You hook up with a really beautiful butterfly..and hitch a ride on her wings to TX... My roommate is moving..and I will have to sleep alone..which I hate...How can I fix this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2006 10:43:50 PM   
Gauge


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My roommate is moving..and I will have to sleep alone..which I hate...How can I fix this?


Get drywall screws and secure your roomate to the floor. They will stop moving.


I really need a great gift idea for my soon to be 12 year old son. Thoughts?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2006 11:24:43 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		Get him a brand new pet....maybe a snake. It would also take care of any rat problems you might have

I want to go out to eat but dont know what I want....what should I do?




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2006 11:32:38 PM   
Requin


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When at your restaurant go around sampling other’s plates. You will eventually find what you want and won’t have to pay a thing.

How do I remove the moldy grilled cheese sandwich in my vcr?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 1:00:41 AM   
Vendaval


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dissolve.
 
How do you get gum off the bottom of your shoe?


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ORIGINAL: Requin
How do I remove the moldy grilled cheese sandwich in my vcr?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 1:20:50 AM   
sleazybutterfly


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Status: offline 		Step in a pile of dog poo..and the gum really won't be the biggest issue you have.
 
The heel of my favorite shoe broke last night...so one has a 3 in. heel..and the other is flat..how can I still wear them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 7:55:01 AM   
MarksFantasyGirl


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Status: offline 		you take the moldy sammich out of Requin's VCR, and stick it to your shoe with Vendeval's gum.... that will take care of 3 problems..... your shoe is higher, no more sammich, and no more gum!  YAY ME!!!


My son doesn't like peas..... what do i do to make him like them??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 10:24:38 AM   
Gauge


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My son doesn't like peas..... what do i do to make him like them??


You take your son into a totally dark room and you regale him with tales of mutant, killer peas. You tell him that the only way to survive their onslaught is to consume as many as possible. This works better if you use some type of hallucinogenic drug to induce a trance like state.

I just wrote a tirade in another thread. I find that I always feel bad after I go off like that. How can I absolve myself of guilty feelings?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 10:33:38 AM   
gooddogbenji


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I have no brain, heart, or courage, and want to go to Kansas.  Help!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 10:36:08 AM   
Gauge


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I have no brain, heart, or courage, and want to go to Kansas.  Help!


Become a politician.


I need to stop procrastinating. Any advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 10:38:25 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Yeah....  ummmm...  I'll get right back to you....  Hold on....

I need a good campaign manager, but all I can get is bananas volunteering.  How do I get better ones?

Yours,


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 10:59:06 AM   
ArtimisBlack


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Status: offline 		Simple, since we all know you never get what you ask for, when advertising for a new campaign manager say that only volunteering bananas will be accepted. That way, you'll get anything but.
 
Things at my office are so slow the only thing I do all day is browse th CM forums. Is there anything else I can do for fun while I'm at work?
 
 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 12:26:54 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		Masturbating in the bathroom is a great way to pass the time at work.  Believe me......I take frequent trips to the water-closet when the stress levels rise.  Show me a man who hasn't shook hands with the governor at work, and I'll show you an insincere bastard.

How do I tell my boss that I've found another job?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 12:44:05 PM   
WayWardSoul


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Status: offline 		There is no need to tell your boss. Just walk up to them with a loaded 45 and yell I'm going to kill evertone here.


Nebraska is a really bad state for a person with allergys Like dust, pollen, ragweed, Dogs, cats, what should I do so they don't bother me as much?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 2:00:03 PM   
Gauge


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Nebraska is a really bad state for a person with allergys Like dust, pollen, ragweed, Dogs, cats, what should I do so they don't bother me as much?


I think you should have stopped the above statement at, "Nebraska is a really bad state." and left it at that. As for your allergies and what to do about them, it would be best if you stuff large amounts of cotton in your nose. This will filter pollen and irritants out and relieve you of some of your distress.


I am really behind at work, but here I sit typing here in the forums. I really need to do work. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 4:23:49 PM   
WayWardSoul


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I am really behind at work, but here I sit typing here in the forums. I really need to do work. What should I do?
   See my advice for telling boss you have a another job it should work fine here also.

I'm having problems comming up with questions for this thread but have plenty of answers for the questions of others what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2006 4:26:20 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Stop asking real questions, and do as I do.

What should I ask of you people?

Yours,


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