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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 1:32:07 AM   
VandalHeart


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I can't sleep.  Would you suggest the sledgehammer, the fifth of vodka, or another sleeping aide?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 1:51:10 AM   
chantrea


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i'm awake...

would you suggest sex, read a book or fantasize about a CM friend?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 1:56:49 AM   
VandalHeart


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Fantasize about another CM friend...and I would make a suggestion, but I've been arrogant enough this eve...I mean morning

Same question.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 1:59:22 AM   
chantrea


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fantasizing about VH works wonders

i'm sleeping in the wet spot now

what oh what to do???


< Message edited by chantrea -- 7/27/2006 2:01:38 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:04:48 AM   
VandalHeart


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I can't decide between GTA:San Andreas or Warcraft III...or cybersex...or plain old masturbation.  What do you think, chanty?

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:06:33 AM   
chantrea


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i cant' get yahoo to work,

should i give up or reboot.... VH?


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"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anon

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:11:52 AM   
VandalHeart


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You know, as cooperative and level-headed as this all sounds, it's still true to the thread name.

Should I go streaking?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:13:30 AM   
chantrea


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yes by all means flash taht sexy ass body

my hair is FAR FAR to long... should i shave it off?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:18:00 AM   
VandalHeart


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< Message edited by VandalHeart -- 7/27/2006 2:20:22 AM >

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:19:27 AM   
chantrea


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:22:13 AM   
VandalHeart


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no you should NOT shave your head...only one of us should look like a walking penis with wings, and I already do

What should my next tattoo be?

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:25:04 AM   
chantrea


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me! (Well this is BAD advice)

i can't get laptop to like yahoo... should i smash it to pieces?

< Message edited by chantrea -- 7/27/2006 2:31:21 AM >

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"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anon

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:29:25 AM   
VandalHeart


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Status: offline 		No, just lick it until it stops working...on second thought, forget the laptop, lick me!!!

My bad advice isn't funny.  Should I give up?

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:32:12 AM   
chantrea


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Status: offline 		that was funny!!!

Only if ya want to

should i go raid the cookies


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"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anon

http://www.geocities.com/slave_chantrea/welcome.html

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:40:39 AM   
VandalHeart


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Status: offline 		even though your Master is awake...sure!!!  Make sure he sees you do it, though.

I've been awake for over 40 hours...more coffee?

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:43:14 AM   
chantrea


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Status: offline 		gods yes... coffee is the elixir of life!

Master went back to bed

should i go to?


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"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anon

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:51:17 AM   
VandalHeart


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Status: offline 		Wait till he said you need to.  Milk it for all it's worth.

Should I go for the double-shot espresso in my fridge?

edited because without the s in shot, the meaning is really wrong

< Message edited by VandalHeart -- 7/27/2006 2:52:22 AM >

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 2:53:29 AM   
chantrea


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ummm i have seven minutes left, waht to do what to do


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"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anon

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 12:12:10 PM   
Gauge


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ummm i have seven minutes left, waht to do what to do


Since you posted this at 5:53 AM EST I will have to assume that you are dead by now and any advice I would give you would be worthless to you anyway. I guess a Bon Voyage would be in order.


My computer at home has all but died. I am having terrible issues with it. What can I do to fix it with no data loss or getting a new one?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2006 12:31:47 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		CAll 1-800-GeekSquad. If that fails...find a subbie girl that has extra computers so that you can control them too.

We are havin tons of showings coming up and we need to move 30 Rita soaked cement bags that weigh about 80 lbs a peice...how should we do it?

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