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domiguy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/2/2007 8:52:27 AM)
Put old popcorn in some sort of a "new" high tech "gadgetry" empty box(laptop,dvd player..etc)...Seal box and place on front seat of car...Park car on street lock doors...It will be gone tomorrow! My car window was smashed and it has been really cold of late...When I drive I tend to jerk off...but the cold is causing "shrinkage" and I'm finding it extremely difficult to achieve an erection....any ideas? out. D.G. p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

LDRandAstarte -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/2/2007 9:03:28 AM)
quote: My car window was smashed and it has been really cold of late...When I drive I tend to jerk off...but the cold is causing "shrinkage" and I'm finding it extremely difficult to achieve an erection....any ideas? BenGay - It has a nice warming sensation. My cum has the consistancy of cottage cheese, is that right?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 11:34:27 AM)
quote: My cum has the consistancy of cottage cheese, is that right? Go to the grocery store and drop your pants in the dairy section and jerk off and ejaculate all over the floor. Then take a container of cottage cheese and dump it on the floor and see if they look similar. I just bought a new bass guitar. I have found several points on the neck of the guitar that buzz when I play it. I want to fix this myself... any suggestions?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 1:00:14 PM)
Stick several bees under the strings. That way, the whole thing will buzz when you play it. My leg is asleep. It hurts. What do I do?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 1:13:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Make saltimbocca. mmmm... I think about food at inappropriate times, such as being surrounded by police dogs. What should I do? Order a copy of the book "101 Ways To Wok Your Dog" Make use of food sources in your immediate environment. Sinergy

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 1:14:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Stick several bees under the strings. That way, the whole thing will buzz when you play it. My leg is asleep. It hurts. What do I do? Smash the toes on the other foot with a hammer. The sleeping leg pain wont hurt any more. Sinergy

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 1:32:14 PM)
quote: Smash the toes on the other foot with a hammer. The sleeping leg pain wont hurt any more. Sinergy Someone needs to read the rules of the game. How can I prevent people from NOT posing new questions?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 1:46:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: Smash the toes on the other foot with a hammer. The sleeping leg pain wont hurt any more. Sinergy Someone needs to read the rules of the game. How can I prevent people from NOT posing new questions? Get a moderator to move this thread to off topic discussion. Make an asinine political opinion post. Watch the posters run screaming from the thread. Works for me. Sinergy

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 2:28:42 PM)
quote: Get a moderator to move this thread to off topic discussion. Make an asinine political opinion post. Watch the posters run screaming from the thread. Works for me. Sinergy Sinergy has, yet again, broken the chain. I really do not want to be cruel and heartless but is there any way I can drive the point home about after answering a question you must post a new one?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 4:02:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Sinergy has, yet again, broken the chain. I really do not want to be cruel and heartless but is there any way I can drive the point home about after answering a question you must post a new one? Whilst compassion is a fine quality, and I personally admire Synergy greatly, the only possible consequence for such repeated infractions must be with regret, crucifixion. Line on the left, one cross each. Where is the best place in this day and age, to obtain nine inch nails quality tested and approved for use in crucifixion? E

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/4/2007 6:35:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: Get a moderator to move this thread to off topic discussion. Make an asinine political opinion post. Watch the posters run screaming from the thread. Works for me. Sinergy Sinergy has, yet again, broken the chain. I really do not want to be cruel and heartless but is there any way I can drive the point home about after answering a question you must post a new one? How can I convince all my Sinergy-O-Matics to follow the appropriate rules for the thread? Sinergy

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 11:11:36 AM)
quote: Where is the best place in this day and age, to obtain nine inch nails quality tested and approved for use in crucifixion? Go to your local Crucifixtion Emporium of course. I am trying to figure out what to make for dinner. Any suggestions?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 1:14:58 PM)
dig through the trash and see what the neighbors made for dinner. or better yet, eat what they were kind enough to leave for you to find. i have two blankets on my bed, but one keeps sliding off onto the floor in the night. how do i prevent this from happening?

Donnalee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 3:07:02 PM)
By sewing elastic to the bottom and running it under the mattress. I keep getting my boots muddy when I fill the birdfeeders...just enough to be a pain....any ideas?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 5:11:12 PM)
quote: I keep getting my boots muddy when I fill the birdfeeders...just enough to be a pain....any ideas? Throw dead rodents on the ground and walk over them... that should keep the mud off of your boots. I keep having to run to the bathroom because I must have consumed too much water today and it is cutting into my computer time. Any ideas on how I can increase my computer time AND go to the potty too?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 6:33:02 PM)
I have the perfect hosepipe attachment for you Mr Gauge it’s only $29 and comes with luminous lubricant. Note: Colours and styles may vary, luminous may also mean non-luminous, no negotiation will be entered into regarding future muscle wastage caused by usage of product stated above. How can I break the cycle of staying up late because I am not tired and getting up late the next day because I am?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 7:59:57 PM)
Set all your clocks back three hours. Sure, your time will be off from the rest of the world, but hey, screw 'em. I have scratches in all my cd's... what do I do?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 8:01:51 PM)
fill them in with crazy glue.... I don't know what to get my newly out of the closet boss for his birthday.. any ideas?

MsPoetress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 8:04:20 PM)
1 cup of Gasoline 3 tbsp of Baking Soda 1/3 cup of Acetone Throw CD in Blender and stir in gasoline, baking soda and acetone slowly. Then puree for 5 minutes. BAM! No more scratches. No more CD I have rust stains on my kitchen counter, how do I remove them? ~poe

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/5/2007 8:43:52 PM)
believe it or not a can of brake cleaner works wonder.... heat up kitchen spray brake cleaner KABOOOMM no more rust stains... works also wonder on oil stains on motorcycle pipes My automatic transmission on my truck seem to be stuck in first gear, any ideas ?? ~greed~ Single, Free and Loving it

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