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Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 12:26:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pinkkeith I just got back from the bank and noticed that the teller gave me an extra $100, what can I do and keep my good karma intact? a. Send the $100 to me for safekeeping. b. Immediately resign your CM membership. c. Attend the religious service of your choice and beg forgiveness. Hey everyone! Keith just sent me $100!!! What should I spend it on?

GoddessKai -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 1:14:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio Hey everyone! Keith just sent me $100!!! What should I spend it on? Hookers, crack and beer. Cheap beer. What should I do Christmas Eve instead of spending it with my dysfunctional family?

jblack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 3:20:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio blackie, I just know you want me to trim your bush, but before we get to that, have you considered bottomiary? Mmm, I'll just bet you could trim my bush into a divine bottomiary, you flirt. GoddessKai, here's my recommendation: On December 23, stage your own death. The freedom you'll have will be incredible. Plus, you won't have to pay taxes. I wore my leather corset out in the rain last night, and it got soaking wet. How do I clean it?

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 4:42:21 PM)
Put it in the dryer, on high for 4 hours. Also make sure to put in some metal bits, like screws or nails to make sure it gets really dry. My cat won't stop licking himself in front of me. I really don't like seeing his little cat penis. How can I make him stop doing this?

TreSwank -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 4:45:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PALittleGirl Put it in the dryer, on high for 4 hours. Also make sure to put in some metal bits, like screws or nails to make sure it gets really dry. My cat won't stop licking himself in front of me. I really don't like seeing his little cat penis. How can I make him stop doing this? *Slaps himself in the face. "Keep your big mouth shut this time, Tre."

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 5:06:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PALittleGirl My cat won't stop licking himself in front of me. I really don't like seeing his little cat penis. How can I make him stop doing this? Did he ask you to stare? Have you ever been arrested for cat voyeurism? Next time get a lesbian cat and watch her lick herself. (Swank, you're too funny!) Little Girl has bought a dog who now licks herself. Now Little Girl complains that she doesn't get animal action anymore. What should she do?

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 5:42:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio quote: ORIGINAL: PALittleGirl My cat won't stop licking himself in front of me. I really don't like seeing his little cat penis. How can I make him stop doing this? Did he ask you to stare? Have you ever been arrested for cat voyeurism? Next time get a lesbian cat and watch her lick herself. (Swank, you're too funny!) Little Girl has bought a dog who now licks herself. Now Little Girl complains that she doesn't get animal action anymore. What should she do? Um. Ew?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 6:22:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PALittleGirl Um. Ew? Little Girl wants an ewe? Welllll, to each her own. But now you have to pose a new question, preferably one in which my name doesn't figure. (wicked chuckle)

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 7:51:54 PM)
Petruchio is grossing me out. What implement of torture (or "torture") should I use to make him stop?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 11:16:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PALittleGirl Petruchio is grossing me out. What implement of torture (or "torture") should I use to make him stop? (innocently) Lots and lots of fellatio? Little Girl has been good humored and patient. Since it is the holiday season, what should we give her for Christmas?

jblack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 11:50:49 PM)
I would be inclined to offer PALittleGirl some clothespins for Christmas (considering that they aren't for clothes anymore), but I'm supposed to be providing bad advice. Thus, I suggest we give her an animal farm. Perhaps Petruchio can be in charging of neutering the animals, particularly the shrews. [;)] I've developed a crush on my dentist, so now I do exactly as he says. The result, though, is that I now have excellent oral hygiene, and I never get the chance to see him anymore. What should I do?

Kittykit -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/14/2006 11:55:41 PM)
Become a dentist yourself and put him out of business, then black mail him into dating you I need a new way to organize my beading... what should I do

jblack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 12:02:16 AM)
Divide your beads into two categories: "anal" and "others." That should do the trick. No matter what detergent I try, I can't get the stains out of my sheets. What should I do?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 12:18:19 AM)
Beat them against a rock until the spots wear out. The holes will be far less noticable than the stains were... and if anyone asks... blame the rock. My boy's too small to fit into most of the clothes I want to see him in... what should I do?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 1:47:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jblack Divide your beads into two categories: "anal" and "others." That should do the trick. quote: I would be inclined to offer PALittleGirl some clothespins for Christmas (considering that they aren't for clothes anymore) Hilarious! quote: particularly the shrews. Clever girl!

DOM68005 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 3:42:38 AM)
Simple: Take him to a "Fat Farm" and fatten him up. My home remodeling contractor told me that I could save $100 by not finishing the garage work. Will the drywall have problems in the future if it more mud is not slapped on it?

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 5:15:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio quote: ORIGINAL: PALittleGirl Petruchio is grossing me out. What implement of torture (or "torture") should I use to make him stop? (innocently) Lots and lots of fellatio? Little Girl has been good humored and patient. Since it is the holiday season, what should we give her for Christmas? I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas... but I think more because I'm Jewish than any behavior on my part.

pinkkeith -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 6:58:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DOM68005 My home remodeling contractor told me that I could save $100 by not finishing the garage work. Will the drywall have problems in the future if it more mud is not slapped on it? They are charging you $100 for mud? Yes, it might cause problems, but why not do it yourself. Take out a garden hose and wet the walls. Then throw dirt on the walls and wet it done some more. Dirt plus water equals mud, problem solved! DOM68005's hands are dirty, but he used up all the water making mud, how can he clean his hands?

DiamondOrchid -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 9:05:50 AM)
He can't. He's an inherently dirty man, but now you can see it. The only option is for him to imbibe bleach and wash in it as well. Bleach kills all dirt. DOM68005 is now dead. How do we hide the body?

DOM68005 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/15/2006 9:17:36 AM)
Park it in your play room as a voyeur. You get the thrill out of showing off and he won't say a word. This site will be going down for maintence. What do I do until it comes back up?

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