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RibbonsAndCurls -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 12:13:51 AM)
Duct tape works well to help that. Just be sure to do it on your bare skin... My Daddy's ex wife is trying to part us and get back together with him.. what should I do?

LadyFrancesca -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 12:21:18 AM)
Lock her in the trunk of a car in a junk yard. Just be sure you gag her first. I have 2 very large guard dogs that sleep on the floor of my bedroom and BOTH of them snore loudly enough to rattle the windows. What can I do?

MmakeMme -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 6:01:17 AM)
Remove the windows. I'm out of coffee. Now what??

SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 7:35:00 AM)
To ensure the future coffee supply and avert world chaos you must write to your local government official and insist your nation invades South America. If you are in South America at present you must start a coup d’état. I’m starting to worry for my mental heath how can I tell if I’m going mad?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 12:19:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SohCahToa I’m starting to worry for my mental heath how can I tell if I’m going mad? Ask yourself at weekly intervals, whether the world makes more sense to you? The more sense it makes, the crazier you undoubtedly are. The world makes a lot of depressing sense to me; how can I restore my sanity? E

sleazy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 4:33:07 PM)
Sanity is not necessary, it clouds the judgement, revel in your inherent madness :) I have 400 tv channels almost as many dvds and cant decide what to watch when the night shift goes quiet, what can I do to try keep awake without creating interesting records in the net access logs?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 5:15:49 PM)
Capture someone interesting, and keep them in a cage behind your desk. When bored, poke with stick. My ferrets are on a suppliment that makes their feces smell like popcorn. I find this disturbing, help!

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 5:26:47 PM)
Why? Popcorn smell is ok... just don't try to eat your ferriets fecal matter. I can't think of anything... what should I do?

LaMspeach -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 6:17:30 PM)
Make something up really outragous and then tell it in terms that people will beleive. I dont know what to wear to tomorrow to work, Anyone have any ideas ?

sleazy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 8:27:41 PM)
nothing but a sandich-board proclaiming something obscene :) How can I persuade the young lady on reception to dress in such a manner?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 1:15:04 AM)
Steal executive memo pads, fake your bosses' signature, and outline exactly what "dress down friday" entails My lover has gone to work, our pet is in east london, so who's going to get me my coffee?

sleazy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 2:28:26 AM)
Small world, Im in the east end myself, now as for coffee..... a) get a spare pet dedicated solely to coffee duty b) make a very large flask of coffee to cut down on kettle trips c) place coffee machine on desk next to computer d) all of the above How can I train a coffee retrieval slave to crawl without spilling it all?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 9:00:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sleazy How can I train a coffee retrieval slave to crawl without spilling it all? have them place the cup of coffee on their back... they will have to find a way not to burn thewir backs am i wrong to want to switch just so i could have a service sub? is it even possible for me to pull it off?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 9:21:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde am i wrong to want to switch just so i could have a service sub? is it even possible for me to pull it off? Since it is entirely possible for you to pull it off, it would seem that you do not need a service sub and therefore do not need to switch. Just clean it up afterwards yourself. What the best way for a guy to clean it up afterwards, when he has pulled it off? E

QuietDom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 12:14:04 PM)
That's what the service sub is for! I could use a service sub. Why is it that no-one performs all my menial tasks for no good reason?

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 5:38:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietDom I could use a service sub. Why is it that no-one performs all my menial tasks for no good reason? Your genitalia isn't big enough. How can I get all of my Christmas shopping done this week?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 5:44:45 PM)
Buy everyone a benji. Who could hate you for that? Other than cats, children, grandparents, shoes, couches, beds, et al. I'm tired, hungry, and bored. What can I do? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 5:48:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I'm tired, hungry, and bored. What can I do? Yours, benji Relax on the couch, kick off your shoes. Grab a shotgun and shoot the cats, children and grandparents. Then eat them. I've been in a bad mood lately. How do I get happy again?

petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 6:35:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 I've been in a bad mood lately. How do I get happy again? Buy a pair of jogging shoes and a Richard Nixon mask. Go to the local shopping center, and look for people burdened with lots of packages. Pull down their pants and laugh. Then run. What product can i manufacture out of shed cat hair that will make me fabulously wealthy so that i don't have to sell my car?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/27/2006 7:09:07 PM)
There is nothing. How much are you asking for the car, by the way? I really need to be asleep right now. Short of reading through misstresssavanna's thread again, what can I do?

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