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jblack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:11:34 PM)
Have another drink. What can I buy my five-year-old niece for Christmas so that I become her favorite aunt?

dcnovice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:13:00 PM)
Heroin I still want my Laura Bush question answered! [:)] And it was: How do I get over my crush on Laura Bush?

jblack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:30:26 PM)
Find yourself a Stepford Wife. How I stop eating potato chips?

twistedwillow -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:45:30 PM)
open the packet and allow to sit for a month before attempting to eat. my bird is a horndog, how do i stop her masturbating on my hand

dcnovice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:50:00 PM)
Get her one of those Polly's Playmate vibrators at pets.com. What should I get my parents for Christmas?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 4:19:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice What should I get my parents for Christmas? Pickled. How can I best exact revenge on Benji for referring to me as a plant (without sleeping with Aileen)? E

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 6:12:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen How can I best exact revenge on Benji for referring to me as a plant (without sleeping with Aileen)? E Sleep with me and send him graphic pics of us doing the nasty. How can I make Benji jealous?

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 6:16:35 AM)
You are a very attractive woman sis...how about you sit there one evening on cam...let him watch you...get naked but only show him from your neck up...lol be a tease... *** how do I make my ex act like a man?? (laughs)

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 12:00:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 *** how do I make my ex act like a man?? From what I gather, he currently acts like a "real man"? In this case, I recommend forced feminisation, to allow and enable him to express his more sensitive side and truly act like a fully rounded man. Whats the best way to make a papier mache model of a sperm cell for my son's homework, without getting so pissed that I go and kill his teacher? E

dcnovice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 12:45:02 PM)
quote: Whats the best way to make a papier mache model of a sperm cell for my son's homework, without getting so pissed that I go and kill his teacher? Keep him home sick for the rest of the school-year. Then you won't have to deal with it. How do I stop people from spamming me about stocks to buy?

HBPencil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 4:07:56 PM)
Buy stocks in spam, position yourself for a hostile takeover and then agree a no more unsolicited mail policy for your spam company. Sell penis enlargers some other way. I’m sick of seeing this bloke I hate on TV. He seem to appear on every quiz show. How can I end the scourge of him?

MmakeMme -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 4:12:26 PM)
Throw a brick through your tv. And your neighbor's. How can I make crank calls now that everyone has caller id?

ShyMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 4:22:07 PM)
go to your neighbor's and tell them your phone is dead and could you please borrow theirs?? How can I make My new kitten stop attacking My toes?

feylin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 4:40:44 PM)
Paint your toenails with a highly toxic nail polish. Reapply until successful. How can I stop my niece from marrying that Canadian guy?!!

MmakeMme -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 4:46:40 PM)
Turn him into a homosexual. How can I pay for the new transmission in my car?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 4:50:48 PM)
turn into a homosexual

feylin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 5:19:07 PM)
~poof~ You're a homosexual. How did I get this power and how can I convince myself to only use it for the good of people everywhere?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 10:22:22 PM)
The humor fairies gave it to you. Have fun with it by turning the most avid homophobes queer. Jerry Falwell, anyone? Why do I like alcohol so much?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/25/2006 10:31:51 PM)
Because it likes you... it's natural for you to return the feeling. How do I convince a girl that I like that I'm normal?

jblack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/26/2006 12:10:07 AM)
Refer her to one of your invisible friends; invisible friends give the best compliments, and she's bound to be impressed by what they say about you. I can't find a sexy bra that lifts and separates. What should I do?

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