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CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2006 4:45:55 PM)
Pray. My roommate is a crazy bitch, but I love her. How long should I put up with it?

sleazy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2006 6:05:17 PM)
12 days, 14 hours, 27 minutes and 8 seconds........ unless they offer regular oral :) Why should I move out of the city and into the country?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2006 6:26:28 PM)
So you can raise cows and pigs. Should I bother changing the channel? It's a kids' movie right now.

sleazy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2006 7:42:54 PM)
Never ever watch kids tv, it numbs the brain even worse than daytime adult tv! exceptions can be made for the perils of penelope pitstop Where should i go to avoid the festive season? (if it helps i dont do the lay on the beach all day thing)

dcnovice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2006 10:00:38 PM)
The North Pole, of course! How can I make my cats lose weight?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2006 10:07:17 PM)
Staple their mouths shut, or use bonzai kitticulture. I love beer, but it makes me belch. How do I stop belching without giving up beer?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2006 11:49:38 PM)
Drink slower. How can I like the taste of beer?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 9:32:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple How can I like the taste of beer? Drink nothing for a week. If you're not dead by then, beer will become most attractive. (edited for two major faux pas regarding other suggestions!) How can I spend the night on CM with my kids in the same room without compromising the TOS? E

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:29:21 AM)
involve them in a protracted game of reverse blind man's buff. be "it" I'm finding myself becoming more and more tired every day despite getting a good nights' sleep. What could this be?

petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:43:24 AM)
You're actually a robot, and your batteries need recharging. i suggest several hours hooked up to the electrical mains. What in the hell should i get my father for Christmas? He has no hobbies or interests, and refuses to take up any just to make our lives easier.

SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:49:38 AM)
You should buy your father a place in a retirement home. He will thank you, knowing his future is assured. I’m wondering if I should cut back on the red meat to lower my chances of getting all those illnesses I hear about. How should I wean myself onto bean burgers etc.?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 12:02:44 PM)
Cold turkey. You'll get used to the veggie taste eventually. I can't find a job. Should I put my resume at monster.com?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 3:45:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple I can't find a job. Should I put my resume at monster.com? You first have to ask, what qualifications do you have for a job as a monster? What skills can you bring to the role? Its not an easy career to get into after all. When I'm angry, I turn into a monster; what else could I turn into which wouldnt frighten the neighbours? E

sleazy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 6:02:47 PM)
I would suggest something soft cute and cuddly, but that leaves a high probability of becoming roadkill. Perhaps a large non-threatening plant would be a good idea. What should I try growing in my garden?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 6:17:55 PM)
LadyEllen, or any other large, non threatening plant. Or, you could always go for something soft cute and cuddly. My fish live in filthy, filthy, water. How dfo I change it without pissing them off? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:17:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: devildogbenji My fish live in filthy, filthy, water. How dfo I change it without pissing them off? Yours, benji They'll be so busy giggling at your spelling of "do" that they won't notice. I'm hungry. What should I do?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:21:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: I lean sixtynine minus one Im hangri. Wat shud i du? Stop messing with other people's posts; it'll save you energy. A newly acquired lady friend of mine has a barfday tomorrow. I have already bought her a nice wine, and an amusing card, but I need to write something equally funny in the card. What could I write? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:25:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: J.Holmesbenji A newly acquired lady friend of mine has a barfday tomorrow. I have already bought her a nice wine, and an amusing card, but I need to write something equally funny in the card. What could I write? Yours, benji Just put a pic of your cock in there...no other words needed. How do I go about getting a card from Benji?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:28:16 PM)
You got mail. How do I unsend that message? Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:30:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji You got mail. How do I unsend that message? Yours, benji Never mind, I figured it out. Yours, benji

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