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QuietDom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/19/2006 4:07:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Tre didnt post a question. What's the best way to encourage him to do so? "Fellatio is the quickest way to a man's heart" TreSwank First, that was perfectly sensible advice, and he still didn't post a question. The Metropolitan Museum of Art is a little out of my way, and, in any event, I didn't want a used Pharaoh. They're not nearly as responsive. Any other thoughts?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/19/2006 4:10:32 PM)
It would appear this thread has become a means for guys to request fellatio. What is the most painful way to castrate guys who keep requesting fellatio, without posting an effin question!? E

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/19/2006 4:12:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen It would appear this thread has become a means for guys to request fellatio. What is the most painful way to castrate guys who keep requesting fellatio, without posting an effin question!? E Send em to Georgia to meet Michael. How do I get rid of my cold?

QuietDom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/19/2006 4:24:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen It would appear this thread has become a means for guys to request fellatio. What is the most painful way to castrate guys who keep requesting fellatio, without posting an effin question!? E Send em to Georgia to meet Michael. How do I get rid of my cold? Ask it for a commitment. Since I can't request it here, how do I get some fellatio?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/19/2006 4:29:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietDom Since I can't request it here, how do I get some fellatio? Paint your dick with Nutella chocolate spread. How do we best keep this thread going until it becomes an endangerment to the entire bandwidth of CM? E

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/19/2006 4:41:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen How do we best keep this thread going until it becomes an endangerment to the entire bandwidth of CM? E Post pics of our genitalia covered in chocolate. Where can I buy some chocolate since all the stores are closed for the evening?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/19/2006 5:28:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Where can I buy some chocolate since all the stores are closed for the evening? California. Stores arent shut there until a few hours after they shut in Jersey. How can Aileen get from Jersey to California within a few hours, in order to buy chocolate before the stores close there too? E

LadyFrancesca -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2006 9:57:44 PM)
Just use her Star Trek teleporter How can we resolve the "merry Christmas" versus "Happy Holidays" dilemna?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2006 10:47:26 PM)
Ban Christmas & Happy Holidays... make it legal for Hanukka (?sp) only. I saw a leather bustier that I want, but I have no way to pay for it. What should I do?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 12:54:43 AM)
Walk into the shop topless and say "quick, hand me that bustier, it's cold" How do i get the geeky otaku on this site to whom I have offered succour, scening and Sailor moon, to club together and buy me a Wii?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 11:21:47 AM)
Accept that it will never happen, and send me the list of otaku so that I can break the news to them and they can buy ME a Wii in gratitude. How do I resist the urge to keep buying presents for my boy from now until Christmas, even though I've technically finished shopping for him?

jblack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 11:50:24 AM)
Make him eat your credit card. I can't find my g-spot. What should I do?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 5:42:17 PM)
Say that out loud in a busy biker bar. I can't seem to log off long enough to accomplish anything- help!

ohbiguy32 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 5:49:57 PM)
Find a sledge hammer and swing it repeatedly at your computer. That fixes all of my computer problems. I am trying to quit drinking. What should I do?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 5:51:47 PM)
Start smoking instead. I think my brain is completely fried now. What do I do?

ohbiguy32 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 6:03:16 PM)
Take it out of the pan, place it on the plate and serve with rice and vegies. I bought jalapena tobasco by mistake, what should I do?

CrazyC -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 10:10:02 PM)
make sure you don't use it on the hot wings....:) How do i keep sane while planning to move, holiday plans, and have finals at the same time?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 11:30:03 PM)
Go with the crazy, it works for me. Mmm, filled with pasta, but now I want candy... How do I stop being a glutton, or get candy right now?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2006 11:44:29 PM)
I believe in self-indulgence, so I'll go with the candy option. Dress up in a costume and go door-to-door. Tell the people that you were in a coma for _____ years (I leave the number up to you) and woke up a week ago. You missed out on your childhood. In an attempt to reclaim your youth, you are trick-or-treating for the first time in your life. You would wait for next Halloween, but you are trying to fit as much as possible into the time you have left on Earth, having learned the value of living life to the fullest. They... might have sympathy. edited to add question... Tensions are high between my family and me, but I'm going up to see them for Thanksgiving hols. How will I cope, especially since they lack internet, and I'll be suffering from withdrawal?

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2006 1:57:39 AM)
The only way I can think of for you to deal with internet withdrawal is keep your hands busy doing something else.....can i suggest masterbation? of course, not at the family table as that may cause quite a stir.[;)] ***i have a bad habit of chewing my nails and i have tried EVERYTHING to quit that habit..any suggestions that may work?

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