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LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:10:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CrazyC How do i make this computer to go faster? All PCs are submissives and require strict discipline. I heard they respond to being kicked repeatedly, known as re-booting apparently. How do we keep people out of this thread, who dont read and follow the rules? E

Lordandmaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:11:38 PM)
You can't. It's a PUBLIC forum. Why are people so up tight about following rules?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:13:25 PM)
In my country many wan ton sluts are cut up for soup after. This is national dish in Kazhiristahn, with bleached bungholes as garnish. Perhaps you have heard of this? Borat

BORAT -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:16:17 PM)
Aha, we are find sly impersonator. In my country, we has identity theft when someone steal your khram and try to passes it off as his own. Our glorious police are devised good technique for find this kind of criminal.

CrazyC -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:17:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster You can't. It's a PUBLIC forum. Why are people so up tight about following rules? There are rules? I thought we were suppose to defy all have to's to show how restive those become in our lives. How do we show people how nice it would be to live a liberated life?

Lordandmaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:19:37 PM)
I'd be glad to show ya, kiddo...

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:22:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CrazyC There are rules? I thought we were suppose to defy all have to's to show how restive those become in our lives. How do we show people how nice it would be to live a liberated life? Put them in bondage and whip them if they speak without permission! I have to go to bed, but dont want to. Any suggestions? E

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:26:34 PM)
Natasha, honey darlink, don be stupud idiot......... I no more impersonate BORAT or LROD than I can impersonate fearless leader........ I find someone who is me is not incapable of such. Only one of each kind. Boris Badenov

ohbiguy32 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:58:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen I have to go to bed, but dont want to. Any suggestions? E Prop your eye lids open with tooth picks and turn the stereo up rull blast My stepdaughters sperm donar, eh, I mean genetic father, stold the key to my house. What should I do about it?

LadyFrancesca -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 9:28:53 PM)
Cut off both of his hands and brand his forehead with a key-shaped branding iron. My little dog keeps running off and playing in the mud. What can I do to keep her in my yard?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 9:42:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyFrancesca My little dog keeps running off and playing in the mud. What can I do to keep her in my yard? Tear up your lawn so you have plenty of mud for her in your own yard. I have a sore shoulder, how should I fix it?

temptressofsouls -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 9:50:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyFrancesca I have a sore shoulder, how should I fix it? Lie down in front of a herd of stampeding water buffalo. Someone keeps egging my car. Any suggestions?

LadyFrancesca -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 9:51:19 PM)
Hit yourself in the head with a very heavy mallet. Your shoulder won't feel better but you won't notice it quite so much. My daughter slipped down my stairs and twisted her ankle. What should I do?

temptressofsouls -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 9:55:56 PM)
Twist the other one so it doesnt get lonely. My sheets keep falling off my bed at night. Im not sure what to do about it.

LadyFrancesca -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 10:00:13 PM)
Sew the top sheet to the fitted sheet. Then if they slip off the bed, you will still be between them. My grandson takes off his diaper and pees on the floor. What should we do?

temptressofsouls -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 10:05:10 PM)
Use superglue on the diaper tabs and make him drink gallons of kool-aid. (btw, who the heck uses fitted sheets?) My football team, the steelers, keep losing. What do I do now?

LadyFrancesca -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 10:24:39 PM)
Walk into the training room and tell them all that if they don't win the next game you will personally beat the crap out of each and every one of them. I just got my hair cut and really hate it now. What should I do?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 10:32:38 PM)
shave it all and start anew (hey, i freakin' love your hair, why'd you go and do a thing like that?) i'm looking across at Ma'am right now and, though i don't know why, my eyes are welling with tears... what do i do now?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 10:35:08 PM)
Shave the rest off and get a wig. My vanilla folks found my whip collection and want an explanation... what do I say (and no, I can't say the whips are for animals... I'm not in the country).

LadyFrancesca -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 10:38:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde shave it all and start anew (hey, i freakin' love your hair, why'd you go and do a thing like that?) i'm looking across at Ma'am right now and, though i don't know why, my eyes are welling with tears... what do i do now? Thank you. I'm sorry but I don't have really bad advice for you in this situation. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s1.gif[/image]

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