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Lordandmaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:19:58 PM)
You fucking people type and click too fast. I'm out.

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:20:06 PM)
Ahahahahahahah...laughing at all of the crossposting. (this is my backwards mod hiding laughter) I am such a nerd. How can I be less of a nerd?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:22:10 PM)
Get glasses and have smelly feet. How can I keep from being sadistically entertained by the overly serious? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:23:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How can I keep from being sadistically entertained by the overly serious? Yours, benji Get yourself a boy toy from Georgia. How can I avoid the cooties?

Lordandmaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:24:12 PM)
Laughing...stop reading all the threads about female superiority. How can I dominate reality so that I make the little balls in the lottery fall my way? Edited to add: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How can I keep from being sadistically entertained by the overly serious?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:25:11 PM)
Lottery is a girl, she has no balls. How do I make people understand that it is them I am laughing at? Yours, benji

Invictus754 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:25:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Get a dust rifle with scope. Shoot them damned varmints! I'm worried about posting as someone likely beat me to it already. What do I do? E Open up ten CM windows and cut and paste questions and answers like crazy. I want to tie up and brainwash the big - boobed cashier at the local Piggly-Wiggly. How do I introduce her to BDSM? Edited to add: Hell, I'M going to have open 10 windows to keep up with all of you!

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:26:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster How can I dominate reality so that I make the little balls in the lottery fall my way? Edited to add: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK You can't....join the bottom feeders. How can I teach these masters to type faster?

Invictus754 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:28:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 You can't....join the bottom feeders. How can I teach these masters to type faster? Suck on their fingers until they speed up. How do I get all these subs to type slower?

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:28:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How do I make people understand that it is them I am laughing at? Yours, benji Line em all up and bounce em up and down on your mighty penis. How do I get my dishes to clean themselves?

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 4:31:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Invictus754 How do I get all these subs to type slower? bind us with really cheap duck tape. Why can't I ever go to sleep befor one in the morning?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 5:09:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Why can't I ever go to sleep befor one in the morning? Because you keep losing your bed under the TV remote and your car keys? Adrian keeps stealing my lighters; how can I stop his distressing tendency towards larceny? E

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 5:15:11 PM)
Shove it up his bum, let some fluid seep out, and light it. I need 6 more posts to make 3900, I want do that today. How do I not make it obvious that I am trying to post more? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 5:20:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I need 6 more posts to make 3900, I want do that today. How do I not make it obvious that I am trying to post more? Yours, benji Post at least five professing your lust for me. How come I can never find anything good on tv?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 5:23:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 How come I can never find anything good on tv? ???? 'cause your TV remote is lost under a chair somewhere (again)? I'd like to visit South Park. is this possible? E

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 5:58:03 PM)
Most likely, yes. How do I post 5 more posts without telling Aileen I want to bang her till she's blue in the face? Yours, benji

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:01:20 PM)
Tell her that she is a wanton slut and you have what she wants, she will talk your ear off

CrazyC -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:05:53 PM)
Go around and tell her you want her to look like a smurf when you are done with her. How do i make this computer to go faster?

Lordandmaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:06:51 PM)
I actually prefer eggdrop sluts, but wanton sluts are OK when there's nothing else available. Edited to add: I just reread that, and it was REALLY bad. I apologize. quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Tell her that she is a wanton slut

Lordandmaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 6:07:58 PM)
You mean she's ready for MORE??? quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How do I post 5 more posts without telling Aileen I want to bang her till she's blue in the face?

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