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Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:17:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Humongousshlongbenji Edited to add: How can I become smarter so I'm not constantly editing? Think like me. My feet stink. What do I do about that?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:20:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 My feet stink. What do I do about that? Amputation at the ankle. When I travel, my suitcase is full of clothes and cosmetics and so on - but I also want to smuggle a few thousand cigarettes. What's the best way to accomplish this? E

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:22:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen When I travel, my suitcase is full of clothes and cosmetics and so on - but I also want to smuggle a few thousand cigarettes. What's the best way to accomplish this? E Stick em up your butt. I need glasses, but refuse to get them. What should I do to see better?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:25:40 PM)
Stop refusing. How do I think more like Aileen, when I can't even see what she does because I refuse to get glasses? Yours, benji

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:27:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 I need glasses, but refuse to get them. What should I do to see better? Drop two tabs of LSD on the hour, every hour. You wont see anything better, but everything will look better. How do I find inspiration for my next question on which I need bad advice? E

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:29:57 PM)
Mostly, don't double-answer. It'll save you questions. My newt won't eat what I feed him. What can I do about it? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:31:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How do I think more like Aileen, when I can't even see what she does because I refuse to get glasses? Yours, benji Accept the fact that you will never be as good as me. quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen How do I find inspiration for my next question on which I need bad advice? Google tubgirl. How do I get me a talking Jesus doll?

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:32:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji My newt won't eat what I feed him. What can I do about it? Yours, benji Eat the newt. see my previous post for my dillllleeeemmma

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:33:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji My newt won't eat what I feed him. What can I do about it? Give him two tabs of LSD, on the hour, every hour! Or amputate his feet, or stick cigarettes up his butt - I dont remember now. I just took two tabs of LSD and I'm losing track of the thread. How do I regain some semblance of the correct order? E

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:33:30 PM)
FUCK, PEOPLE! REFRESH THE FUCKING SCREEN BEFORE YOU FUCKING POST! Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:34:04 PM)
eeheeh ahahahahahahah

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:34:04 PM)
Feed him the fuckin' guppies.

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:35:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji FUCK, PEOPLE! REFRESH THE FUCKING SCREEN BEFORE YOU FUCKING POST! Yours, benji (uptight Canadian)

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:35:46 PM)
You don't need glasses, I am indeed handsome, vision is fine. To correct stinking feet: Love Jesus.

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:35:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji FUCK, PEOPLE! REFRESH THE FUCKING SCREEN BEFORE YOU FUCKING POST! FUCK BENJI! THIS IS REALLY, REALLY BAD ADVICE - AND HERE YOU ARE POSTING GOOD ADVICE. READ THE FUCKIN' RULES! LOL! E edited to ask - where the fuck were we?

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:37:31 PM)
myabe I should rub guppies on my feet and on my Jesus doll.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:39:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Feed him the fuckin' guppies. Ron, See http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=326791 Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:43:29 PM)
How do I spell relief?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:46:36 PM)
P-R-I-N-G-L-E-S. My rage at all of you is going away, and I need to feed that to stay mad at the world. Help? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/17/2006 3:49:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji My rage at all of you is going away, and I need to feed that to stay mad at the world. Help? Yours, benji Eat yellow snow. How can I avoid getting the flu this winter?

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