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Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:31:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: baddogbenji You got mail. How do I unsend that message? Yours, benji You don't. How can I not be so gullible next time someone tells me that I have mail?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:32:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Idoitonthefirstdate How can I not be so gullible next time someone tells me that I have mail? Consider the source. How would I go about restoring a vestige of a good reputation? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:34:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: iwishicouldgetafirstdatebenji How would I go about restoring a vestige of a good reputation? Yours, benji Send cards. How can I get a beer without getting up?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:36:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Yep. How can I get a beer without getting up? I hope you have no wang to get up, so just get off your lazy ass and get one. How do I stop flirting with e-hussies? Yours, benji

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:39:06 PM)
Marry one. How do I justify all the money I just spent on myself?

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:39:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: georgiapeachbenji How do I stop flirting with e-hussies? Yours, benji Visit Georgia. How do I become a good girl?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:42:14 PM)
Marry benji and do what he says. How do I again justify the money I just spent on myself?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:43:34 PM)
quote: How do I justify all the money I just spent on myself? Don't. Just take on a few money slaves and have them pay you for it. quote: How do I become a good girl? Don't. How do I keep my two favourite lovers out of the same thread? Yours, benji

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:45:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Marry benji and do what he says. How do I again justify the money I just spent on myself? Claim you spent the money in your quest to defeat Al Qaeda How do I get psychotic women who want me to have their baby and move in after 7 days of chatting on yahoo messenger to leave me alone?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:53:58 PM)
Well, you could start by telling Aileen to back off...... How do I get a woman to want my baby and move in with me? Yours, benji

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:56:06 PM)
Get really really rich, and tell people you are going to die soon... whoever has your baby gets your money. How do I convince sinergy that he's really a she, and needs a Domme?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 7:58:43 PM)
Poultry shears. How do I get off.... this thread and to bed? Yours, benji

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 8:02:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How do I get off.... this thread and to bed? Yours, benji Go beg Riotgirl for a pic of her boobs. When should I get my Christmas tree?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 8:04:08 PM)
After Christmas... they're on sale then. How do I convince other women to send me pics of their boobs?

MmakeMme -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 8:11:41 PM)
Tell them "This is so embarrassing but I feel like I can trust you. I need help recovering from my fear of breasts, or boobaphobia." How can I prevent my four-year-old from disrobing in public?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 8:25:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MmakeMme Tell them "This is so embarrassing but I feel like I can trust you. I need help recovering from my fear of breasts, or boobaphobia." How can I prevent my four-year-old from disrobing in public? Duct Tape How can I convince benji that he is not the one who would give birth to his child? Sinergy

dcnovice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 9:55:48 PM)
quote: How can I convince benji that he is not the one who would give birth to his child? Explain what pregnancy would do to his waistline. How can I stop wasting so much time on Collarme?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 9:57:12 PM)
Post more, the time wont be wasted How can I keep myself from dozing off during my lunchbreaks at work?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 9:58:56 PM)
Eat less. Hunger means you can't sleep at all. What should I do if I wake up hungover?

dcnovice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/24/2006 10:09:35 PM)
Call your boss and explain honestly why you can't come in. S/he'll understand. How can I get over my crush on Laura Bush?

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