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Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/7/2006 3:21:25 PM)
Hum on something else and give the drum a rest I'm sick of the election and I'm not even in America. What's THAT all about?!

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/8/2006 12:44:57 AM)
Move to America and you'll care as little as they do. My beer is waaaaay over on the table. How do I get it without expending any effort?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/8/2006 12:52:47 AM)
use the force. (You're right, you can't cure geek) I think I've ended up with every "18yo" otaku goth geek girl with glasses to ever pass through CM. If I asked nicely, do you think the organisers could drop a hotlink in to the profile creator so I could just work my way through a queue? it's beginning to feel like rumaging through a jumble sale.

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/8/2006 12:54:31 AM)
Send a few of them my way, I'll have fun until they run away screaming. Bakka fangirls. Why don't they make neko costumes more Dominant for the furry Dommes of the world?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/11/2006 10:14:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina Why don't they make neko costumes more Dominant for the furry Dommes of the world? The neko costume makers are sammies. You're just going to have to go to the factory and give them all some discipline. I commented to the hard working woman next door that she was a great little wife, and wanted to know if I could borrow her for a while. She told me that if I helped her rake leaves tonight, I could have her. I chuckled and helped her some. Should I try to collect on her offer?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/11/2006 11:38:30 PM)
No. Just go and help yourself to her... and don't ever let her leave. I just bought a pair of high heeled boots. They kill my feet... how can I make them stop? (I have to wear them... they are just soooooo spiffy)

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 3:53:46 AM)
Amputate toes until the suckers fit properly My favourite nightclub just burned down. How can I cope???!?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 4:28:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely My favourite nightclub just burned down. How can I cope???!? Firstly - dont do it again; playing with matches is dangerous. Secondly - recreate the night club atmosphere in your own home. Jam people in your living room until you cant move, switch all the lights off and play music so loud it hurts your ears. Then install some flashing lights and turn the heating to full. If anyone wants a drink, charge them ten pounds for a half measure of whatever (or fifteen dollars). I hate nightclubs. How can I overcome my dislike of these crowded, noisy, hot places? E

Latexi -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 5:40:20 AM)
Only go to the nightclubs that have a 70’s theme there is plenty of space in them I’m told. Every time I go to a modern art gallery and see a pile of bricks on the floor I think its rubbish and I am looked down upon by those that would find greater meaning in a light switch if told it was art. How can I make these people realise who the real fools are?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 7:06:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Latexi Every time I go to a modern art gallery and see a pile of bricks on the floor I think its rubbish and I am looked down upon by those that would find greater meaning in a light switch if told it was art. How can I make these people realise who the real fools are? The problem with revealing any scam, is that the scamsters will move on to another means of expropriating cash from fools soon after they are revealed. My advice is not to fight it, but join in. Take a shit in the gallery, put a cryptic title to it and a hefty price tag and cash in. I'm told that sci-fi conventions are good places to pick up all manner of nerds to dominate relentlessly. Whats the best costume to use for this purpose? E

seahorse -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 8:05:44 AM)
Have anal sex with her and then wipe yourself off on the drapes.

SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 10:23:52 AM)
I would go for the Klingon option them Klingons are damn sexy. My porn collection consists of Klingon warrior women what should I do? I need help of a psychological nature.

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 11:56:33 AM)
It's just a step from Klingon porn to reading John Norman novels. Save yourself now. Get thee to a Hentai website! The voices in my head are telling me to do bad things. Do I listen?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 2:49:22 PM)
no, especially if those voices are eminating from that weird book they found in the basement of the old school building...OK, No more bible black for rubberwitch We've been asked to put together a Hentai evening for Coffee, Cake, & Kink... what should we show, and should we serve squid horderves?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 3:53:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch We've been asked to put together a Hentai evening for Coffee, Cake, & Kink... what should we show, and should we serve squid horderves? It would be rude not to serve hordoevres to the squid, if you invited them. Personally I wouldnt let a squid in my house again after the last time - ink everywhere, no consideration at all. Should I wear plastic vampire fangs to the airport tomorrow, particularly to go through security? E

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 5:14:00 PM)
The plastic ones wouldn't set off the detectors...wear the metal set. Dere's a rat in mi kitchen, wha am I gonna do?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 5:19:02 PM)
1/4 cup fish oil 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1-1/2 cups of dried red chili peppers 4 long green peppers 8 large bay leaves 1/2 cup holy basil leaf 1 tablespoon salt 4 chopped garlic cloves 4 small rats Initial Preparation: With a mortar and pestle place the 1-1/2 cups of dried red chili peppers, and begin to mash until a red paste is achieved. Add a tablespoon of water to make moist. Chop garlic cloves. Place bay leaves in a small bowl of water. Roll two bay leaves at a time and then thinly shred and place in dry dish. Do for all 8 leaves - two at a time. Place holy basil leaves in a small bowl of water. Dice long green peppers. Do small cross sections so look like wheels and place in dry dish. Skin 4 small rats. Clean and place heart and liver in separate bowl. Cooking preparations: Place oil in a wok over an open flame and heat Place small rats in a grate, and lightly cook over an open flame on both sides until medium cooked. Do not cook well done. Mix red chili paste with hot oil and stir well. Finely chop rats on a wood chopping block over and over until makes a smooth ground meat texture. Be sure to chop all the bones well. Add chopped rat meat to the red chili paste and oil and stir well. Add diced green peppers and stir well. Let cook for 5 minutes. Add 1/2 tablespoon of salt. Add whole liver and heart and sir in. Add holy basil leaves to mixture and stir in well and let cook for another 5 minutes. Be sure not to burn the chili paste - add a little water if necessary to keep moist but not runny. Add chopped garlic cloves Add shredded bay leaves and stir in and cover and let simmer for 5 minutes or more to let all the flavors mix well. Serving: Serve ground rat meat on an oval dish with livers and heart on the top. Circle with garnish of basil leaves and halves of lime. Serve with white rice. The flavor will be hot and tangy with a mild crunchy chew to it. It is not to be considered the main dish, but a nice hot and spicy accent to other prepared dishes. ________________________________ How do I break it to my canine-furry friend, that GouRouMien wasn't beef?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 10:05:28 PM)
quote: How do I break it to my canine-furry friend, that GouRouMien wasn't beef? Well, since I have never had guru mien I am not in a position to tell someone how to break it to a furry creature... however, I believe it would be wise (guru... wise? Get it? Nevermind) to at least get another guru and prepare it the same way and then tell him before he eats it. If he feels guilty he can throw up into an insense burner. I have this girl that might be interested in having some fun but I am not sure she is into BDSM. How can I find out without being too over the top?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 10:43:03 PM)
Top her from the bottom. There's a sub who made me fall for them, but I don't want to... how can I break my fall?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/12/2006 11:50:40 PM)
Make them lay on the floor so they can break your fall. My anniversary is today but we aren't going to the hotel to celebrate until the weekend. How can I fast forward to Saturday?

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