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RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/26/2006 2:45:34 AM)
"That goat isn't going to sacrifice itself you know" How do you get goat blood out of a penguin costume?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/26/2006 10:07:08 AM)
goat blood actually peels off like latex, but first you have to make certain that you have a smooth, complete coat on the costume i can't seem to wake up to get my work done around the house, please help

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/27/2006 3:00:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde i can't seem to wake up to get my work done around the house, please help Be lazy for the day... your Mistress will understand & wake you when you need to be up [:D]. Grimlins stole my socks from the dryer again... how to I get them back?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/27/2006 3:05:42 PM)
you don't. the god of small things takes them as an offering, and it is why you can find your keys. Can't find your keys, not enough socks in the dryer. Don't complain, its how gods work. There aren't any cross roads near me, where am I going to leave this coffee, rum and roasted peanuts?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/27/2006 8:04:26 PM)
On my table. My housemate insists on renting documentaries and other boring movies. How do I stop this?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 12:50:21 AM)
Put a latex glove on your head and dance around in front of the TV, shouting 'I'm a squid! I'm a squid!' This works best if you are naked, and the housemate's sexual preference is for your gender. I have an unstoppable urge to sniff ferrets. What do I do?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 1:12:08 AM)
Have at it. The distinct odor of ferrets is underappreciated by the general public. They'll be flattered by the attention. I'm planning on having my picture taken to have facial shots on hand. How can I make myself look awesome?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 1:18:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 I'm planning on having my picture taken to have facial shots on hand. How can I make myself look awesome? Wear the kitty ears and hold a ferret in each hand. Maybe a bunny sitting on top of your head, for a bonus touch. I can't stop eating candy corn, but it is making me ill. How can I improve my willpower? Edited because I forgot to ask my question...

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 6:18:59 AM)
Just throw them all out... put them in the garbage and add other disgusting items so you won't pull them back out... problem solved without having to go for weeks listening to will-empowerment tapes. I'm on this site waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy to much... how do I lessen it's addictive effects?

SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 9:20:19 AM)
To make the site less addictive imagine it is run by the Russian mafia and they want to exploit your sexual desires by turning what you type into targeted products. Also beware of them satellites above that track the movements of your fingers as you type stuff here. I’m telling you now it’s a conspiracy run by Al Bore himself. I’m a fantasist how can I be made to realise the real world?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 10:18:23 AM)
see my signature[:D] Make other people believe in your fantasies, and POOF! They are now the new reality. I'm incredibly nosy (and why does tpam have an algebra ditty for a name???), how do I stop being so interested in people?

SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 5:25:38 PM)
Become a politician. Someone asked me something about my name and I have to think of something clever to say, what do I do, I’ve already used the orgasm control line once already?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 6:04:33 PM)
Tell the truth. How do I leave my housemate's chocolate alone???

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 6:14:22 PM)
You dont, thats just cruel, leaving poor defenseless chocolate all alone like that. I have to meet my brother at 2AM for a birthday party and I dont know how to get to th ebar. What should I do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/28/2006 6:16:56 PM)
Stay home, eat chocolate & other desserts, then blame your brother when the birthday party person calls to complain about your whereabouts. I bought a new flogger, but don't have anyone to try it out on... how do I find someone?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/29/2006 12:28:27 AM)
Order pizza and beat the delivery boy. Generic porno ensues. My ferret won't stop playing with his brand-new baby toy, and it makes a lot of noise. What should I do?

SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/29/2006 3:33:17 AM)
Create an air tight glass box and put your ferret in it. In space no one can hear ice cream vans I’m told. I’ve broken my apple shaped egg timer I dropped it on the floor and the stalk part snapped off. Although it does not affect the functionality of the said egg timer it does impair its aesthetical qualities slightly. I tried some old super glue I have but the lid is stuck as is always the case in these situations. What am I to do?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/29/2006 4:59:10 AM)
Get your sub to count the seconds off each time you need to cook something. If you want, you could always glue the broken stalk to your sub's head... Ou rougher play is threatening to break our pine bed. Any advice?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/29/2006 7:30:58 AM)
Don't take threats from Roupher Play... show 'em who's Boss! My stuffed toy chicken keeps steeling my Pride necklace... how to I curb such kleptomaniac tendancies in her?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/29/2006 7:52:27 AM)
Sell all your worldly goods and retire to the top of a Tibetan mountain with just the chicken for company. Let's see it steal something then! I'm alarmed at the greyness of my hair! Help!

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