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darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:42:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How do we keep these newbies from ruining our exclusionary, elitist games? Yours, benji perhaps you could have me, errr them, beat soundly about the head and face area i just spent an hour and a hald watching jack black topless and in tights in "nacho libre"... i've been scarred for life, what's the bes way to get blood out of a grey denim bandana?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:43:59 PM)
Ummmmmmm..... question? LOL Alright. How do I keep my fish from dying? Yours, benji PS: Mikal, do you ever chack your mail?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:45:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde i just spent an hour and a hald watching jack black topless and in tights in "nacho libre"... i've been scarred for life, what's the bes way to get blood out of a grey denim bandana? A lighter and a gallon of gasoline. How do I keep my fish from dying? Yours, benji

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:46:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Alright. How do I keep my fish from dying? Put them back in the water - they prefer that to gasping on the carpet. What would be the quickest Halloween costume to make that would also be oh-so-fabulous?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:46:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How do I keep my fish from dying? Stop killing them. How do I decide on whether to buy a metal crop or a leather one?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:48:14 PM)
Bluebird - Go as a stripper, post-strip. Mikal - Let me decide - it's me who will (hopefully) feel the results. I really have to do laundry, but I'm lazy. Any ideas? Yours, benji

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:50:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I really have to do laundry, but I'm lazy. Any ideas? Get a slave. How do I get my virginity back after giving it away?

shadevarr -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:51:52 PM)
Take it from someone else.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 9:53:02 PM)
I hear if you kill the person you gave it to, and eat their liver, it will magically come back. That, and brighten an otherwise dull afternoon. No one ever recognizes my obscure quotes. How do I make people realize my well-readedness if they're aren't? Yours, benji

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 10:00:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji No one ever recognizes my obscure quotes. How do I make people realize my well-readedness if they're aren't? Stop assuming that they don't get the references - maybe they just assume you are a boastful brat. How can I get custody of Benji's fish to save them from apparently sure death in his paws?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 10:00:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji No one ever recognizes my obscure quotes. How do I make people realize my well-readedness if they're aren't? Perhaps by improving your spelling and grammar? How do I get naughty dogs to behave?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2006 10:33:08 PM)
explain the lovely intricasies of spaying and neutering when i have a few shots of jack my southern accent comes to the forefront, how do i make people not suddenly treat me like a simpleton when this occurs?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 12:20:54 AM)
I could tell you the answer bubba, but doubt you'd understand My bondage equipment shopping list is getting way too long. any idea how to get it filled without emptying my account?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 9:14:02 AM)
Jury rig it all with duct tape and rubber bands. I can't seem to wake myself up in the morning. What should I do?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 10:16:48 AM)
Jury rig yourself with duct tape and rubber bands I'm cosplaying as Alice cooper this weekend, but don't have the hair. Suggestions?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 10:18:12 AM)
Become nocturnal. Why fight it? I want to post loads of nudie pics on my blog. What do I do when the Thought Police come a-knockin?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 10:20:28 AM)
point out you're outside their jurisdiction :P anyway... I'm cosplaying as Alice cooper this weekend, but don't have the hair. Suggestions?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 10:23:39 AM)
Stand in the bathtub, and poke your finger at an outlet. POOF rocker hair! I have to change the oil in my car, but I dont have the time to go drop it off and get it done. Any ideas?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 10:50:32 AM)
Vegetable oil is an acceptable substitute to do it yourself. How do I make my house super scary for halloween?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 4:28:58 PM)
Chintz Should my goldfish be doing backstroke that way?

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