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adommeforu -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 5:27:21 PM)
Get in and show them how. How should I feel?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 5:33:03 PM)
With your hands. Im cold. How do I warm up?

swtsouthernsub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 5:51:48 PM)
stick them in a nice warm fire

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 9:05:39 PM)
Psss... need a question....... Ok... the silence answers all... I'm being chased by males... How do I get rid of them?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 9:07:24 PM)
Mention the word "commitment". I've lost my mind. Where do I find it???

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 9:07:37 PM)
Have sex with them. They lose interest shortly thereafter. My fish are busy making babies. What's a good recipe? Yours, benji

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 9:08:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal I'm being chased by males... How do I get rid of them? A nice can of Raid will work wonders. quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji My fish are busy making babies. What's a good recipe? How about "fish fry" :-) edited because apparently I type very slooowly .... How can I get rid of this throbbing headache?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 9:12:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bluebird How can I get rid of this throbbing headache? Beat someone over their head 'till yours goes away... spread the pain!! How do I find safe, sane, and sort-of consentual dates? (No benji, I will not travel to try you out... lol)

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2006 11:40:51 PM)
To find a safe, sane and sort of consenual date I recommend you dress like a school girl, sit in the front row of church, legs slightly parted and at the end of the sermon scream "amen!"...I am sure that will attract some attention[;)] *** Where ever I go bees follow me, I don't want to get stung..what can I do? ~help~

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 12:43:10 AM)
Train some viciously aggressive hornets to drive them off There's no milk in the house, how should I have my weetabix?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 1:51:23 AM)
dipped in black coffee. My girl keeps making nasty comments about our pet, but swearing blind that she's okay with her. any advice?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 4:23:18 AM)
It's a fact of life that women will always bitch about other women. Best to just ignore it with amusement.... If not a human pet, decide which one does more for you and get rid of the other. I'm trying to install Linux on my home PC and I could do with some tips. Anyone?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 4:30:48 AM)
get a mac OK, so I'm doing the ice station on Metroid hunters, have got the Octolith, but as I'm heading back to the ship with the self destruct timer running, I get locked into a room with this git with stealth, and a sniper rifle that knocks about a third of my HP out. Help!

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 4:31:11 AM)
I know notin about computers so i would say...find someone who does lol *** i want to look 15 years younger..any advice ?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 6:18:40 AM)
Swap all the mirrors in your home for photos of yourself taken in 1991. That should do it. What's the best way to stop my beard from growing?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 2:48:23 PM)
Wax it off & seriously abrade your skin until you remove all the hair folicles. I'm tired of high tuition costs... what can I do to lower them?

adommeforu -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 5:38:09 PM)
Strike a deal with admin, then strike them!!! My patience is wearing thin with My patient, what do Y/you suggest?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 9:59:47 PM)
Eat more to fatten up Your patience. I need coffee, but my coffee maker is broken... WHAT DO I DO????????

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2006 10:08:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal I need coffee, but my coffee maker is broken... WHAT DO I DO???????? Run screaming through the streets! Someone will recongize the symptoms and take you in for an IV drip of that magic elixer ... I am tired of doing laundry - should I burn all my clothes and become a nudist?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/26/2006 2:44:04 AM)
Absolutely! I'v been invited to a Halloween party, but I don't want to go. What's a good excuse?

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