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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:42:07 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
How do we keep these newbies from ruining our exclusionary, elitist games?

Yours,


benji


perhaps you could have me, errr them, beat soundly about the head and face area

i just spent an hour and a hald watching jack black topless and in tights in "nacho libre"... i've been scarred for life, what's the bes way to get blood out of a grey denim bandana?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:43:59 PM   
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LOL

Alright.  How do I keep my fish from dying?

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PS:  Mikal, do you ever chack your mail?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:45:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i just spent an hour and a hald watching jack black topless and in tights in "nacho libre"... i've been scarred for life, what's the bes way to get blood out of a grey denim bandana?


A lighter and a gallon of gasoline.

How do I keep my fish from dying?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:46:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
Alright.  How do I keep my fish from dying?


Put them back in the water - they prefer that to gasping on the carpet.
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:46:48 PM   
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How do I keep my fish from dying?


Stop killing them.
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:48:14 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Mikal - Let me decide - it's me who will (hopefully) feel the results.

I really have to do laundry, but I'm lazy.  Any ideas?

Yours,


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:50:19 PM   
Mikal


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I really have to do laundry, but I'm lazy.  Any ideas?


Get a slave.
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:51:52 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:53:02 PM   
gooddogbenji


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No one ever recognizes my obscure quotes.  How do I make people realize my well-readedness if they're aren't?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 10:00:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

No one ever recognizes my obscure quotes.  How do I make people realize my well-readedness if they're aren't?



Stop assuming that they don't get the references - maybe they just assume you are a boastful brat.
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 10:00:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

No one ever recognizes my obscure quotes.  How do I make people realize my well-readedness if they're aren't?


Perhaps by improving your spelling and grammar?
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 10:33:08 PM   
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when i have a few shots of jack my southern accent comes to the forefront, how do i make people not suddenly treat me like a simpleton when this occurs?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 12:20:54 AM   
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My bondage equipment shopping list is getting way too long. any idea how to get it filled without emptying my account?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 9:14:02 AM   
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I can't seem to wake myself up in the morning. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 10:16:48 AM   
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I'm cosplaying as Alice cooper this weekend, but don't have the hair. Suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 10:18:12 AM   
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I want to post loads of nudie pics on my blog. What do I do when the Thought Police come a-knockin?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 10:20:28 AM   
RubberWitch


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anyway...
I'm cosplaying as Alice cooper this weekend, but don't have the hair. Suggestions?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 10:23:39 AM   
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I have to change the oil in my car, but I dont have the time to go drop it off and get it done.  Any ideas?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 10:50:32 AM   
Lorelei115


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How do I make my house super scary for halloween?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 4:28:58 PM   
Fitznicely


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Should my goldfish be doing backstroke that way?

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