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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/26/2006 2:45:34 AM   
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How do you get goat blood out of a penguin costume?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/26/2006 10:07:08 AM   
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i can't seem to wake up to get my work done around the house, please help

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/27/2006 3:00:12 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde
i can't seem to wake up to get my work done around the house, please help


Be lazy for the day... your Mistress will understand & wake you when you need to be up .
 
Grimlins stole my socks from the dryer again... how to I get them back?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/27/2006 3:05:42 PM   
RubberWitch


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There aren't any cross roads near me, where am I going to leave this coffee, rum and roasted peanuts?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/27/2006 8:04:26 PM   
Mikal


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My housemate insists on renting documentaries and other boring movies. How do I stop this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 12:50:21 AM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		Put a latex glove on your head and dance around in front of the TV, shouting 'I'm a squid! I'm a squid!' This works best if you are naked, and the housemate's sexual preference is for your gender.

I have an unstoppable urge to sniff ferrets. What do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 1:12:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Have at it.  The distinct odor of ferrets is underappreciated by the general public.  They'll be flattered by the attention.

I'm planning on having my picture taken to have facial shots on hand.  How can I make myself look awesome?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 1:18:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: willow06

I'm planning on having my picture taken to have facial shots on hand.  How can I make myself look awesome?



Wear the kitty ears and hold a ferret in each hand.  Maybe a bunny sitting on top of your head, for a bonus touch.
 
I can't stop eating candy corn, but it is making me ill.  How can I improve my willpower?
 
Edited because I forgot to ask my question...

< Message edited by Bluebird -- 10/28/2006 1:43:31 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 6:18:59 AM   
Mikal


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I'm on this site waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy to much... how do I lessen it's addictive effects?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 9:20:19 AM   
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I’m a fantasist how can I be made to realise the real world?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 10:18:23 AM   
Mikal


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Make other people believe in your fantasies, and POOF! They are now the new reality.
 
I'm incredibly nosy (and why does tpam have an algebra ditty for a name???), how do I stop being so interested in people?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 5:25:38 PM   
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Someone asked me something about my name and I have to think of something clever to say, what do I do, I’ve already used the orgasm control line once already?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 6:04:33 PM   
Mikal


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How do I leave my housemate's chocolate alone???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 6:14:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		You dont, thats just cruel, leaving poor defenseless chocolate all alone like that.

I have to meet my brother at 2AM for a birthday party and I dont know how to get to th ebar.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/28/2006 6:16:56 PM   
Mikal


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I bought a new flogger, but don't have anyone to try it out on... how do I find someone?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/29/2006 12:28:27 AM   
LadySeraphina


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My ferret won't stop playing with his brand-new baby toy, and it makes a lot of noise. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/29/2006 3:33:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Create an air tight glass box and put your ferret in it. In space no one can hear ice cream vans I’m told.

I’ve broken my apple shaped egg timer I dropped it on the floor and the stalk part snapped off. Although it does not affect the functionality of the said egg timer it does impair its aesthetical qualities slightly. I tried some old super glue I have but the lid is stuck as is always the case in these situations. What am I to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/29/2006 4:59:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Get your sub to count the seconds off each time you need to cook something. If you want, you could always glue the broken stalk to your sub's head...

Ou rougher play is threatening to break our pine bed. Any advice?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/29/2006 7:30:58 AM   
Mikal


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My stuffed toy chicken keeps steeling my Pride necklace... how to I curb such kleptomaniac tendancies in her?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/29/2006 7:52:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sell all your worldly goods and retire to the top of a Tibetan mountain with just the chicken for company. Let's see it steal something then!

I'm alarmed at the greyness of my hair! Help!


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