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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 5:27:21 PM   
adommeforu


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How should I feel?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 5:33:03 PM   
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Im cold. How do I warm up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 5:51:48 PM   
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Those with a closed mind live a sheltered life.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 9:05:39 PM   
Mikal


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Ok... the silence answers all...
 
I'm being chased by males... How do I get rid of them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 9:07:24 PM   
Lorelei115


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I've lost my mind. Where do I find it???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 9:07:37 PM   
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My fish are busy making babies.  What's a good recipe?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 9:08:32 PM   
Bluebird


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

I'm being chased by males... How do I get rid of them?


A nice can of Raid will work wonders.
 
quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

My fish are busy making babies.  What's a good recipe?



How about "fish fry" :-)
 
 
edited because apparently I type very slooowly ....

How can I get rid of this throbbing headache?



< Message edited by Bluebird -- 10/24/2006 9:10:33 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 9:12:46 PM   
Mikal


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How can I get rid of this throbbing headache?


Beat someone over their head 'till yours goes away... spread the pain!!
 
How do I find safe, sane, and sort-of consentual dates? (No benji, I will not travel to try you out... lol)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2006 11:40:51 PM   
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*** Where ever I go bees follow me, I don't want to get stung..what can I do? ~help~

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 12:43:10 AM   
Fitznicely


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There's no milk in the house, how should I have my weetabix?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 1:51:23 AM   
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My girl keeps making nasty comments about our pet, but swearing blind that she's okay with her. any advice?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 4:23:18 AM   
Fitznicely


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If not a human pet, decide which one does more for you and get rid of the other.

I'm trying to install Linux on my home PC and I could do with some tips. Anyone?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 4:30:48 AM   
RubberWitch


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OK, so I'm doing the ice station on Metroid hunters, have got the Octolith, but as I'm heading back to the ship with the self destruct timer running, I get locked into a room with this git with stealth, and a sniper rifle that knocks about a third of my HP out. Help!

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"Freud was...sorry if this is an over-generalisation...A coke addled kiddy-fiddler" Alan Moore
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 4:31:11 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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*** i want to look 15 years younger..any advice ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 6:18:40 AM   
Fitznicely


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What's the best way to stop my beard from growing?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 2:48:23 PM   
Mikal


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I'm tired of high tuition costs... what can I do to lower them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 5:38:09 PM   
adommeforu


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My patience is wearing thin with My patient, what do Y/you suggest?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 9:59:47 PM   
Mikal


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I need coffee, but my coffee maker is broken... WHAT DO I DO????????

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2006 10:08:51 PM   
Bluebird


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

I need coffee, but my coffee maker is broken... WHAT DO I DO????????


Run screaming through the streets!  Someone will recongize the symptoms and take you in for an IV drip of that magic elixer ...
 
I am tired of doing laundry - should I burn all my clothes and become a nudist?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/26/2006 2:44:04 AM   
Fitznicely


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I'v been invited to a Halloween party, but I don't want to go. What's a good excuse?


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