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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 7:28:09 PM   
LadySeraphina


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

well it does manage to hide an entire sun... draw your own conclusions

sooo PBM, do you find it presumptuous when somebody uses a suggestive picture of themselves as an avatar in these boards? *edit - i must be metabolizing gray matter*

errr.. wrong game... i really want to cut my hair, but Ma'am says no, but i really wanna cut it, but Ma'am says no what should i do?


Are you saying my picture is suggestive? lol

Get gum stuck in it and then she'll have to get your hair cut.

My dentist says not to chew gum because I already have overdeveloped jaw muscles and it's bad for my TMJ, but my orthodontist says chew gum. Who should I believe? I like my dentist more, but my orthodontist went to school longer, and I'm paying him more money.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 7:47:49 PM   
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I hate winter, but live in Canada and can't leave. What can I do???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 8:49:29 PM   
LadySeraphina


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I need to get my clothes folded, but I hate doing it and I have no slaves present. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 8:53:14 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina
I need to get my clothes folded, but I hate doing it and I have no slaves present. What should I do?


eliminate the clothes, eliminate the problem... oh wait this was supposed to be bad advice, sorry

adommeforu keeps imagining people in red high heels, what can we do to help the lovely one?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 8:56:13 PM   
Mikal


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My landlords suck, and not in a good way. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 8:58:28 PM   
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I'm tired, but I went to sleep at 6 PM and thought I would sleep through.  This turned out to be another one of the lies of Dick Cheney's America.  How do I get to sleep?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:07:30 PM   
LadySeraphina


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I'm hungry. What should I eat?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:13:42 PM   
gooddogbenji


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I no know how to use more than one sill a bell words.  Help?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:16:10 PM   
Mikal


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benji is becoming intruiging (?sp)... HELP ME... SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:19:40 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		I'm more than willing to help.  Just come over to 786 Fake Street at 37 PM on Frednesday, the 54th of Smarch, and I'll be more than willing to help.

I, once again, have a lesbian hitting on me (I hope)  No advice needed, just bragging.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:23:23 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Mikal

benji is becoming intruiging (?sp)... HELP ME... SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!


sorry, there's no help for you... i've learned at least that much in my short time here

i ran into the corner of my couch, now i have three adam's apples... how do i painlessly go about putting things back where they belong?


good, benji didn't need advise, i don't have to edit

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 10/23/2006 9:24:00 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:24:20 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I, once again, have a lesbian hitting on me (I hope)  No advice needed, just bragging.


I'm not hitting ON you... I'm trying to HIT you... *throws shoe*  Bad dog! No treats for you!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:26:42 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i ran into the corner of my couch, now i have three adam's apples... how do i painlessly go about putting things back where they belong?


Get Eve and Her sisters... share the sin.
 
How do I break my addiction to these boards?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:27:44 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Now, back on track:

Painlessly replacing body parts goes easiest if you surgically remove the head first.

How do I tell my boss that his shitty new job for me, thinly veiled as a promotion, would look best through his colonoscopy?

Yours,


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:29:27 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		I'm bi, I could pretend to be a lesbian and hit on you, benji! Actually, I think it's more fun to do it Mikal's way. *throws a coaster at him*

DarchChylde, you don't do it painlessly, embrace the pain. You're a sub, that's what you're there for. :P

I have a hopeless addiction to this damned game, how do I leave to spend time with my boy? (Good night, everyone!)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:32:35 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

How do I tell my boss that his shitty new job for me, thinly veiled as a promotion, would look best through his colonoscopy?

Yours,


benji


use simple single syllable words and alot of easy to follow charts, diagrams, and pictures... a video presentation might be helpful as well

i'm inadvertantly developing an obsession and can't get the image of Adommeforu in red high heels outta my head... please help me, my great plan is backfiring

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:37:15 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i'm inadvertantly developing an obsession and can't get the image of Adommeforu in red high heels outta my head... please help me, my great plan is backfiring


Sit down with a bottle of vodka, drink it all quick & insult your Mistress... when you regain consciousness, you may see red, but you won't be thinking or seeing anything coherent in your head.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:38:47 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		I'll ask the next question, since Mikal OBVIOUSLY doesn;t know how to play.

How do we keep these newbies from ruining our exclusionary, elitist games?

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benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:40:01 PM   
adommeforu


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Status: offline 		Good night LadyS. Sleep well, and wake happy [oh mind that was supposed to be bad advice, in which case............. sleep fitfully and wake grumpy and out of sorts lol] xx.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2006 9:41:49 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I'll ask the next question, since Mikal OBVIOUSLY doesn;t know how to play.

 
So sue me... I was enamoured with your wit on other posts... *snickers*... and I'm overtired with too much caffeine in my system.

quote:

How do we keep these newbies from ruining our exclusionary, elitist games?


Make it a private club, and resign yourself to inbred thoughts and eventual boredom.



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