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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:21:55 AM   
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I'm hungry, but I'm allergic to glutens, soy, eggs, dairy, lamb and beef. What should I make for breakfast?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:26:12 AM   
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the penguins are back. any idea how to get rid of them permenantly

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:28:01 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:34:53 AM   
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I’m starting to make less and less sense when I write stuff here what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:39:18 AM   
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I bought a new fish which eats smaller fish.  It's kinda cool, but I wanted to eat the smaller fish.  What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:40:08 AM   
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Edited for being too slow.

How do I break up with someone without hurting their feelings?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:41:27 AM   
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How do I stop being such an ass?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:43:52 AM   
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And I already edited it for being to slow. So THERE.

My plants are dying. How do I save them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:43:58 AM   
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How do I get out of a funky mood that was really my own fault

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:45:59 AM   
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I'm being repetitive.  How do I stop?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 10:39:46 AM   
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I feel like being nice to somebody today. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 10:48:17 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Yang4yin
I feel like being nice to somebody today. What should I do?


masturbate with sandpaper... that will knock that nasty little impulse outta your system

i can't stop yawning

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 12:11:54 PM   
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I just can't decide what to do today ... what do you think?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 3:43:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: backdoorlover

I just can't decide what to do today ... what do you think?



Think it over. Get a good night's sleep on it tonight, then what to do with today will be solved.

I can solve the Times cryptic crossword, so clearly must be insane. How can I cure myself of this in six letters, the third of which is t or i?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 4:28:01 PM   
darchChylde


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i brokerded mine think thing with on that answering thing, how for me to fix those?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:54:43 PM   
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I have an incurable appetite for Eggies, what should I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 10:36:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

I have an incurable appetite for Eggies, what should I do?



Poach 'em, put 'em on toast, and take your Lipitor. 
 
I need to clean the house, but am wasting time here.  How do I tear myself away from this inpiring chatter?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 11:12:11 PM   
LadySeraphina


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I get lost navigating 3D games, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2006 12:24:35 AM   
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quote:

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I get lost navigating 3D games, what should I do?


Dont worry - its a female thing apparently, to get totally lost in any strange environment that does not have a shoe shop as a reference point. I suggest imagining a shoe shop at each turn, to help you recall your route.

I solved my own problem of getting lost in 3D games by imagining shoe shops at every turn. The problem now is, the games take me anything up to ten hours to complete each level, as I spend so much time in the imaginary shoe shops. What can I do to solve this problem?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2006 12:56:07 AM   
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sometimes i imagine that i have something intelligent to say, but reality teaches otherwise; why can't i get my ferret to stop gnawing at the electrical cords?

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