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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2006 10:01:43 PM   
LadySeraphina


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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

Just get some lighter fluid and light it on fire, no more hair to worry about.

When I try to sleep in my truck at night someone always pulls up next to me and runs there motor all night so I can't sleep. How can I stop this?


Quit parking your truck beside a drive-though bordello.

When I try to cuddle my ferrets in the morning before I get dressed, their nails scratch my chest and belly. What do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2006 11:46:49 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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~~ I can't sleep at night because all I seem to think about is sex.....it's been so long for me...what should I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2006 11:47:31 PM   
willow06


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I sold my soul to the devil and kinda want it back.  What should I do?

edited 'cause Jersey's too fast for me


< Message edited by willow06 -- 10/19/2006 11:51:26 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 12:21:02 AM   
Ansuz


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Or tell the boss its defective and you;ll give him a refund

I have the sudden urge to to sing Birtany spears OPPS I DID IT AGAIN...
How do i mutliate myself to ensure the words do not pass my lips???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 9:10:30 AM   
darchChylde


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people tend to be instantly comfortablbe with and trust me, so i get to listen to everyone elses' problems and life stories... how can i stop hearing things about y friends that it's nine of my business to know?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 9:42:14 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

people tend to be instantly comfortablbe with and trust me, so i get to listen to everyone elses' problems and life stories... how can i stop hearing things about y friends that it's nine of my business to know?


Start spreading the things they tell you all over town. maybe start a website with their photos, names and addresses and details of their personal problems. That should do the trick.

Whats the best way to avoid libel suits?
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 10:12:37 AM   
tade


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My Brother in law has a funky black toenail that I believe is sending signals to the alien mothership. Do I lead the revolution or take my rightfull place in the new Empire?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 10:50:27 AM   
ShreveportMaster


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 8:33:43 PM   
LadySeraphina


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ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster

cum, join the darkside (we have cookies)



No question?

Fine, how about this:

The word has gotten out that I offer oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to my stalkers. How do I stop them from coming over all the time?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 8:41:16 PM   
backdoorlover


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So I have decided that I want to take on a boy toy... where is the best place to find one?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 8:43:15 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		My cloning lab. As soon as I work out the kinks and they stop melting after three hours...


What's the best way to get melted clone-boy out of a carpet?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 8:46:48 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: backdoorlover
So I have decided that I want to take on a boy toy... where is the best place to find one?


i'm often found at in... errr, look in the PC game section of Fry's

note: just teasing

next weekend i'll be witnessing Ma'am in a scene as a sub for the first time and i'm nercous (i've been ordered to watch so that the idea of Her being a sub to Her Husband/Master can be made blatantly clear)... what can i do to make it easier?

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if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 8:56:25 PM   
backdoorlover


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Status: offline 		I found kool-aide works best for getting out melted clones.

Best thing to do is interfear as often as possible and make rude comments.

I have this really interesting Dominant friend that I want to take up a notch... how do I let him know I am interested ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 9:01:48 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		Paw all over him and tell him he's 'hot', and you'd like somma dat.

I have a lot of plants, and I keep getting more. The boy says it's him or the plants. What do I do?

< Message edited by LadySeraphina -- 10/20/2006 9:03:58 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 9:10:06 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

I have a lot of plants, and I keep getting more. The boy says it's him or the plants. What do I do?


bury him alive, pour some sh*t... errr fertilizer on him... do the same with some ferns... see which sprouts first and make your decision... who's he to make an ultimatum?!

i have a shirt that makes a strong aggressive statement (the Dead Kennedy's "No Nazi" shirt) and one of my sisters in our poly family says it's cute... this really pisses me off, what should i do?




ps:
quote:

ORIGINAL: backdoorlover

Best thing to do is interfear as often as possible and make rude comments.
 that is so cute, maybe i will try that

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2006 9:49:03 PM   
sailorthor


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How hard do I hit my sub with a cane?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 12:03:55 AM   
LadySeraphina


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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

I have a lot of plants, and I keep getting more. The boy says it's him or the plants. What do I do?


bury him alive, pour some sh*t... errr fertilizer on him... do the same with some ferns... see which sprouts first and make your decision... who's he to make an ultimatum?!


Actually, he didn't, but my ex tried it. Notice he's my ex.:P

quote:

How hard do I hit my sub with a cane?


As hard as you like without huring your arm.


I think one of my ferrets is gay - he keeps pouncing on the others and their boy-bits appear to be licked sore. What do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 1:05:42 AM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		Okay, the answer is, tell him not to give such rough blowjobs.

More importantly, I just made myself some toast, and as I returned to the couch where my naked houseboy sat, I found a loonie (one-dollar coin) on the floor in front of him. I think my houseboy may be shitting loonies. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 2:06:04 AM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		have him clean it and produce more on pain of being totally ignored

now that i'm actually tired, i don't want to sleep anymore... i don't know what to do


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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/21/2006 9:15:30 AM   
SohCahToa


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Status: offline 		Answer one of those adverts for human scientific testing where they melt your brain with microwaves to see if mobile phones make people hear voices etc. You’ll never sleep well ever again I’m told.

Sales people keep ringing me every minute of the day because I failed to tick the data protection act box on the net when I brought something online. How can I stop these calls?

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