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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:23:49 AM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		Repeatedly poke him with a stick.  1) You'll get his attention.  2) You'll know if you were being punished because he'll probably want to punish you for poking him with a stick.  Just compare the before and after.

I didn't get enough sleep last night (this morning) or the night before.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 4:15:27 PM   
forcemarch


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I can't stand clueless drivers, driving on my side of the road, cutting me off, rolling through stop sighs, not paying attention. What can I do ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 4:30:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		buy a tank and just run them over..then you wont have to every worry about meeting them on the road again..*^_^*..or you could just walk or take public transportation (but that's pretty bad advice..who does that??) hahaha~

i have to get rid of one of two desks in my bedroom and so i have a lot of cleaning to do..what should i do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 4:43:42 PM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		Apply to one of those home improvement shows.  They'll demolish your home and paint it in weird colors.  The desks will probably be casualties.

I didn't realize that I had a homework assignment due in my next class.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 5:36:25 PM   
forcemarch


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Status: offline 		Blow it off. It's obvious that you haven't been procrastinating enough. Tell your professor you really didn't feel like doing the assignment. He/she will completely understand and will give you an "A"  for the course because you were honest. I would also suggest you forget doing any other of the assignments as well.

I tend to get a little bored at night, read, tv, or go online. What can I do?




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 6:25:41 PM   
ownedandcollared


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My sister keeps calling me a whore, which i am not, and i am getting annoyed with her. What should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 6:30:16 PM   
thisishis


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i hate the fall. It means that winter is on it's way. i hate winter even more than the fall because i hate freezing my ass off. Any suggestions/advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 6:33:57 PM   
ownedandcollared


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well...i am tired, but i dont wanna go to sleep. What should i do

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 6:47:13 PM   
thisishis


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Status: offline 		Go surf some good porn worth masturbating over (if allowed ...).
Or, start a new thread on a subject of serious flame potential. It will either keep you entertained or bore you into an instant slumber.

my cat needs a bath. He hates baths and scratches in an attempt to get out of taking one, until he draws blood. Any advice on how to get him clean without loosing a pint of blood or two?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 6:50:54 PM   
ownedandcollared


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Status: offline 		Tell him that my kitty takes really good baths and he should be just like my baby merlin, then wrap yourself in toilet paper, hope for the best and have at it.

my brother's tiny unmentionable is the most precious ever, but her mom completely sucks. What do i do about her?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 7:26:20 PM   
willow06


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My fettucine noodles always stick together.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 8:42:18 PM   
ownedandcollared


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i'm too lazy to take the dog out, what should i do so that i dont have to?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 8:54:24 PM   
Emperor1956


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quote:

i'm too lazy to take the dog out, what should i do so that i dont have to?


I have two words for you miss:  Duct Tape.  You know what to do, and where to do it.

I am being stalked by this crazy, yet strangely attractive woman.  I know I should run away but there is something so compelling in her bull goose loony life.  How can I get a piece of it without getting burned?

E 

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:00:56 PM   
ownedandcollared


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i am tired. what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:18:35 PM   
mistresszarah


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SHould I shave my head?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:22:43 PM   
Yang4yin


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What can I do to make sure the grass seed I just put out grows?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:28:24 PM   
willow06


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Sometimes my nose is runny in the morning.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:30:24 PM   
Yang4yin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: willow06

Sometimes my nose is runny in the morning.  What should I do?



Put jogging shorts over it and dare it to run a mile.


Somebody once told me not to apply any pressure, so I didn't, and now there's no communication at all. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:32:43 PM   
Emperor1956


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quote:

Sometimes my nose is runny in the morning.  What should I do?


I have two words for you miss:  Duct Tape.  You know what to do, and where to do it.

HEY I'm 2 for 2!

Before I ask my next question...

ownedandcollared said re: my crazy but yet oddly attractive stalker "Slip her a roofie"

What good would giving her one of the crew repairing my house's shingles do???

But I digress.....

Our cat keeps threatening the parrots.  If she actually got NEAR the parrots, they'd kill her.  Should I "accidentally" leave a cage unlocked?

E.

< Message edited by Emperor1956 -- 10/3/2006 9:36:26 PM >

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:34:39 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		aww shit...what's the etiquette if someone slips in a reply while you are typing your own reply?

I'll wing it:  
quote:

yangforyin:  Somebody once told me not to apply any pressure, so I didn't, and now there's no communication at all. What should I do?


Stop whining.  If people can't communicate, the least they could do is SHUT UP.  (Thank you, Tom Leher).

Now answer my question above....

E

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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