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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 6:06:32 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: willow06

My friend is very drunk in the other room, and I'm very worried for my apartment.  What should I do?



Get very drunk yourself. Then you wont be worried, and any damage will be down to the both of you.

I'm out of cigarettes but I cant be arsed to go to the store. What can I do?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 12:56:32 PM   
subinside


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I'm out of cigarettes but I cant be arsed to go to the store. What can I do?

E


Well, you could always start puffing away on the butts.. that alone should be disgusting enough to make you quit.

My unmentionable is depressed and i'm not sure if i'm part of the problem or part of the solution... what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 1:11:12 PM   
Shadowrun


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Status: offline 		"My unmentionable is depressed and i'm not sure if i'm part of the problem or part of the solution... what should i do?"

Just give him/her that useful self help book "Mommy Drinks Because You Cry"

I have a miserable sinus cold. What is the quickest way to get over it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 1:24:17 PM   
CreoleCook


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Status: offline 		do some Cocaine...  that'll clear dem sinuses right up...

Whats a good cure to get rid of butterflies in my stomach?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 1:35:50 PM   
gooddogbenji


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I hate my job, my life, and want to end it all.  What would be a quick way to do it?

Yours,


benji

PS:  I have no intention of ending it, I am a masochist, after all.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 1:39:33 PM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		benji, go play in the street.

I'm sad that Tyler Florence sold out to Applebee's.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 1:42:07 PM   
Shadowrun


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Status: offline 		" I hate my job, my life, and want to end it all.  What would be a quick way to do it?"

Well Rippy the Razor says always cut up and down the highway rather than across the street. Oh, wait you were asking for quick in that case I recommend you most sadistic friend, and a random orbit sander with fine grade sandpaper.


I really want to show a girl I am interested in her. What is thebest way?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 2:21:43 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		I have no idea who Tyler Florence is, so I will just recommend strong drinks laced with roofies.

Nothing says "I like you" more than raping her and her friends as they come home.

My newts are now both scared of the water.  How do I cure them?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/1/2006 2:40:58 PM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		Take your newts to a psychiatrist because they're supposed to be aquatic.  This may be an identity crisis developing.

I hurt my feet dancing last night.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 1:41:52 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: willow06

I hurt my feet dancing last night.  What should I do?



Well, your profile says you are a dominant woman. Studies show a high percentage of men are foot fetishists. Work it out.

After I ran out of cigarettes, I took the advice given and started sucking butts. It worked - I am now a non smoker, but instead I am addicted to sucking butts. Friends say I should go into business as this will get me a long way, but its making me choke and stink. What can I do?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 9:56:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
After I ran out of cigarettes, I took the advice given and started sucking butts. It worked - I am now a non smoker, but instead I am addicted to sucking butts. Friends say I should go into business as this will get me a long way, but its making me choke and stink. What can I do?



Wash your butts in lemon Dawn dishwashing detergent before sucking on them.


I haven't received much email in the past few days. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 10:00:27 PM   
willow06


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I'm afraid that I'm addicted to ice cream.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 10:03:22 PM   
Yang4yin


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I'm thinking about eating the ice cream sandwiches in the freezer now that I posted that, but it's getting late. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 10:06:11 PM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		Remove the temptation and send them to me.  (Why does everyone taunt me with their ice cream?)

All my friends are evil.  I suspect that they work for the penguins.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 10:06:32 PM   
wild1cfl


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Status: offline 		eat every single one of them because you know that the only problem is that you will get a stomach ache from it.

I need to buy a new car but I am not sure what model I want, What should I do?

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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 10:36:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl
I need to buy a new car but I am not sure what model I want, What should I do?

Watch all the ads on TV, and the go for the stupidest tag line.  My vote is for the hideous Hummer commercial "Get your girl on" (i.e. teach your little one how to spend money in search of self esteem).
 
I am worried that with the price of gas falling, Hummers will start making a comeback.  How can those vile vehicles be stopped?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/2/2006 10:40:38 PM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		Tanks are a firm way of making your point.

I post too much on the silly CM forums.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 12:03:11 AM   
KinkDomCum


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Status: offline 		try limiting yourself to typing with one hand.  use the other to destract yourself, like enchanting it to become a homicidal killing machine, and unleashing it on the world.

I have recently found a sub with a diaper fetish, however, she is opposed to disposable diapers, there arent any adult baby diaper services, what should i do

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 5:25:34 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: KinkDomCum
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I have recently found a sub with a diaper fetish, however, she is opposed to disposable diapers, there arent any adult baby diaper services, what should i do



I cant decide if this girl is serious or is just shitting you. Either way, you should dump her before she dumps on you.

I took the advice to use Dawn lemon dishwashing liquid on the butts I'm sucking. Its much more pleasant, but now I'm addicted to the stuff. Shopkeepers wont let me into the cleaning products section of their stores anymore, because I open the packs and trip out in the aisles. What should I do?

E





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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 8:53:33 AM   
ownedandcollared


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Advice: Go to wal-mart...they let anyone in there.

i think i am being punished, but i don't know for sure, and the reason i think i am being punished is that He isn't talking to me. How do i find out for sure?

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