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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:34:53 PM   
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I hate cleaning my bunnies' cages.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:36:54 PM   
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I hate cleaning my bunnies' cages.  What should I do?



Use the power of Christ to compel it to clean itself.


I think I may be going to hell after that comment. What should I do?.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:40:27 PM   
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My bunnies destroy my apartment.  I don't think I'm getting my deposit back.  What should I do?




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:50:15 PM   
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(insert evil laugh)

my sisters dog annoys the hell out of me. she sneaks into my room when i am asleep and attacks my head. wtf should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 9:53:52 PM   
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I like to indulge weirdos online (not you... really) because it amuses me.  This... may be a problem.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 10:02:51 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/3/2006 10:24:13 PM   
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my son won't get a job he is 24 yrs old what do I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/4/2006 12:19:21 PM   
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I am thinking about starting a new online business... any suggestions for what I should sell?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/4/2006 12:31:12 PM   
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I'm waiting for the guys to come put in my screen door, but I need to go pay rent.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/4/2006 12:34:10 PM   
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I tried selling human meat.... its impossible to ship, though... any other suggestions for online sales?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/4/2006 11:14:35 PM   
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I ate way too much food today. What should I do tomorrow?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/4/2006 11:54:27 PM   
willow06


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I wanted a pizza delivered but it was too late.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/4/2006 11:57:06 PM   
Yang4yin


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Woe is me. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/5/2006 12:16:52 AM   
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I'm scared of e.coli spinach.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/5/2006 6:56:02 AM   
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My doctor prwescribed a class 3 narcotic as pain relief... how can I tell if I am becoming addicted?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/5/2006 8:05:19 AM   
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My doctor prwescribed a class 3 narcotic as pain relief... how can I tell if I am becoming addicted?



Do you want another? You're addicted!


OMG - I SO couldn't have known, willow06! What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/5/2006 2:47:54 PM   
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I don't like to eat out by myself, but I want Chinese food (no delivery).  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/5/2006 4:10:18 PM   
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I have a low tolerance for morons. What is the best approach dealing with these people?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/5/2006 4:21:36 PM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		Eat them.  Since you are what you eat, you'll become a moron.  You won't mind their company as much after that.

I have a strange obsession with cannibalism.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/5/2006 5:16:06 PM   
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I have a strange obsession with cannibalism.  What should I do?



Its nice to have a hobby, and I congratulate you on discovering the wonderful world of human cuisine, a delicacy which I have enjoyed for some time. I would be delighted to introduce you to many wonderful recipes, so my advice is to get a plane over here asap. No need to bring too many clothes. Oh, and get a one way ticket and dont tell too many people OK?

My freezer is full of human body parts. I'm really not sure how long I can keep them in there without them going off - how can I find out?

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