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ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 4:40:17 PM)
I prefer my bo anyway. I just wish my brother gets one for me fast so I can retrain the postures that I have forgotten over the years.

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 4:42:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire no items shall be used in a gun-type manner (this includes bananas and lego) these are the rules of my house [sm=goodpost.gif][sm=yourock.gif]

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 5:22:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Depends, Jeff. I go for a Glock for close range and a Claymore for trips (yes, pun intended). My training was merely M16 with grenade launcher. I refuse to handle the guns at home except for the 4-10 and that is for snakes and out of season hunting for feral boars. Those critters tear up the yard. It is a Sauer and Sohn model 202, take down hunting rifle. For $10000 you get three barrels, and bolts enabling you to change the caliber. quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire no guns guns are not allowed no items shall be used in a gun-type manner (this includes bananas and lego) these are the rules of my house I was raised around firearms. Should we win the lottery, I want to pick up a Red Jacket suppressed AK, a Dragonov Russian sniper rifle, the Sauer and Sohn, another M1A, .50cal desert eagle pistol and a few other noise makers. Oh and lots and lots of ammo. I want to show up on some ATF bulletin.

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 5:30:54 PM)
almost spew MD on the monitor for the 2nd time for the day I wonder why the ATF has not seen us yet. We got 2 rifle cases loaded to the gills. I remember why...we are not religious unless you count my personal library about Shamanic studies and how the 3 major religions are in really similar to each other. Maybe I need to take some courses by computer...

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 5:37:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne almost spew MD on the monitor for the 2nd time for the day I wonder why the ATF has not seen us yet. We got 2 rifle cases loaded to the gills. I remember why...we are not religious unless you count my personal library about Shamanic studies and how the 3 major religions are in really similar to each other. Maybe I need to take some courses by computer... Shahar, I think I would probably show up, I belong to AIM (American Indian Movement) which the FBI considers subversive and militant, even though they have not been militant since the 70's. Add to that I was an army sniper. Plus, I can be sure the ATF will get interested IF a Republican wins the next presidential election, you see I am a DEMOCRAT or according to the conservative republicans I am a left wing socialist radical with a small arsenal.

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 6:05:52 PM)
[sm=rofl.gif] Bipolar and Democrat...me too...LOL! More like Green Party... Mom knows to hide the ammo when I get hyperactive...and no hunting licenses for me. busy working on an afghan right now..something to distract my mind from the chaos of today

soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 6:31:29 PM)
I'm probably the only person in the world who DOESN'T want to get sent home from work early! We ran out of work tonight, so that's 3 hours lost. Considering the paltry amount I'm actually making, I can't afford to lose hours. I'm hoping I can make them up on Thursday or Friday, have to call the supervisor tomorrow. I'll have to remind my sister about hte invisalign braces, I don't think she's even thought about it. But they are probably going to have to pull a few teeth on my nephew by the sounds of it due to the extent of damage. He's already said he wants implants instead of braces. My mom doesn't do well with serious injuries, she's afraid to see Bub....in all of his rainbow glory! I think she's afraid she'll start to cry. She's not the passing out type, but anytime one of her "grandbabies" get hurt...well, you know grandmas!

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 6:49:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne [sm=rofl.gif] Bipolar and Democrat...me too...LOL! Mom knows to hide the ammo when I get hyperactive...and no hunting licenses for me. I would think that she would be more worried when you were on a depressive cycle.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 7:21:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I need some help. I am trying to convince my sister that if we win the lotto, that spending $7500 on a rifle is a good idea. Well DUH! It is needed to protect the rest of the things that you will purchase and to keep safe from kidnapping and ransome attempts.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 7:27:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire no guns guns are not allowed no items shall be used in a gun-type manner (this includes bananas and lego) these are the rules of my house Are swords okay? Butterhead's plastic ninja swords are the most attractive toys in the house to several of our friend's kids. I am okay with kids and firearms, as long as firearm safety is practiced at all times. And this means that I do not care IF it IS plastic. We do NOT point it at anything that we do not want to destroy. Swimming pools are much more dangerous for kids than firearms. I am dealing with this by making sure that Butterhead has swimming lessons.

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 7:28:12 PM)
I got a excellent upper for dinner...cheesecake! There is a good chinese place that delivers a slice of it as a thank you... Age won out for the cheesecake...

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 7:29:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Are swords okay? Butterhead's plastic ninja swords are the most attractive toys in the house to several of our friend's kids. I am okay with kids and firearms, as long as firearm safety is practiced at all times. And this means that I do not care IF it IS plastic. We do NOT point it at anything that we do not want to destroy. Swimming pools are much more dangerous for kids than firearms. I am dealing with this by making sure that Butterhead has swimming lessons. I can send Butterhead simple directions on how to make gunpowder bombs, malatov cocktails and other interesting things to drive mom into a straight jacket.

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 7:34:16 PM)
I got the eyes for Cthulhu the other day. I will get started on him either Saturday or Sunday.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 7:46:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I can send Butterhead simple directions on how to make gunpowder bombs, malatov cocktails and other interesting things to drive mom into a straight jacket. I had copies of The Anarchists Cookbook and The Terrorists Handbook, until I lent them out. Mom was Army. It will be alright.

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 7:52:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne I got the eyes for Cthulhu the other day. I will get started on him either Saturday or Sunday. I want Cthulhu as a security animal.

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 8:15:17 PM)
I think that he might view you as insane while he is devouring you... Roll Sanity Die...

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 8:36:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne [sm=rofl.gif] Bipolar and Democrat...me too...LOL! Mom knows to hide the ammo when I get hyperactive...and no hunting licenses for me. I would think that she would be more worried when you were on a depressive cycle. I have not had any down times, just normal and maniac. She is worried about my sleepwalking and other problems. I got Lizard out of school today due to many politics and other shit. I put her on an online homeschooling site that I had checked out with the BBB (rating was A-) and in a course of a few hours, she did the entire program and has the average of 83. Just need to paid the school off and she can go on to college next fall.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 10:23:47 PM)
I guess it is part of how I was raised, and being a Canadian with very different gun laws. To be honest, I find this discussion of different weapons rather disturbing

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/15/2011 10:54:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire I guess it is part of how I was raised, and being a Canadian with very different gun laws. To be honest, I find this discussion of different weapons rather disturbing YDD, I understand that, but in all honesty, I really need a good sized arsenal so I can lead the Popular Front for the Liberation of Texas from the Yankee oppressors... and Republicans.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (2/16/2011 5:57:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire I guess it is part of how I was raised, and being a Canadian with very different gun laws. To be honest, I find this discussion of different weapons rather disturbing That is cool. I would only have a problem with it if you were calling every other day trying to tell me how to raise my kid and run my household. Since you are not. . . then there is no problem. Well, it is time to get on the road again. sigh It is going to be a LONG day.

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