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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 10:34:36 PM   
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I have a problem with procrastination.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 10:40:25 PM   
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i need to go to sleep..but im not sleepy..what should i do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 10:53:45 PM   
willow06


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I'm addicted to silly online quizzes.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 11:38:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: willow06

I'm addicted to silly online quizzes.  What should I do?



As Nancy once said - JUST SAY NO!!!
 
I hate to clean house, but haven't figured out how to get my lazy-ass cats to do anything other than eat, shed, and use their box.  Any cat-training hints?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 1:21:34 AM   
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I hate to clean house, but haven't figured out how to get my lazy-ass cats to do anything other than eat, shed, and use their box.  Any cat-training hints?


The problem here seems to be that you only have Toms. What you really need is a couple of Queens. I suggest advertising in a few special interest magazines for what are called Maids - these are a special sort of Queen which loves to do housework for lady owners, and can also be highly ornamental. Be prepared to do some training - they respond very well to strict discipline - but they are prepared to learn.

My work email servers are down today; what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 3:46:31 AM   
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I'm supposed to finish a photo assignment before 8am but I haven't taken the first shot. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 4:00:58 AM   
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Invest in some tin cans and a lot of string.
 
I'm supposed to finish a photo assignment before 8am but I haven't taken the first shot. What should I do?


Break into your nearest drug store or anywhere else they process photos. Take somebody else's vacation photos and call them your own. Waalaaa assignment done. If you finish in time you can get some sleep.


I'm sitting here in my boxers reading my email and playing this funny game....I don't feel like going to work today. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 4:07:16 AM   
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My skirt isn't dry yet and I'm about to be running late. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 4:46:14 AM   
willow06


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I woke up too early and am now playing this silly game.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 5:30:29 AM   
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my hand is swelling after I broke a finger... any suggestions on how to get the swelling down?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 5:58:23 AM   
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I'm cold after walking around naked in my neighborhood.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 6:40:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: willow06

I'm cold after walking around naked in my neighborhood.  What should I do?



Never underestimate the warming powers of Jello; fill the bath up with it and soak in(to) it.

I'm stuck in a bath of Jello, what should I do to get out?
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 7:15:05 AM   
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My children are moving into the teen years. I getting that "I miss my babies" mood. What  do you think I could do to feel better and more accepting to them growing up?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 7:21:23 AM   
LadyEllen


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My children are moving into the teen years. I getting that "I miss my babies" mood. What  do you think I could do to feel better and more accepting to them growing up?



Tell them to go out late every night with teens of the opposite sex, and ensure they get no education about birth control. Within a year or few, you should have plenty of little ones running around again.

My house is full of my grandchildren because I have to babysit whilst my kids are at school. What should I do to keep myself sane?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 7:40:00 AM   
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im on a quest to do my dishes- but awaiting a dr appt. how can i get my mind off of it- the day is dragging.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 1:23:19 PM   
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My house is full of my grandchildren because I have to babysit whilst my kids are at school. What should I do to keep myself sane?

E

Dress up as mrs claus, and dress the kiddies up as elves, start a sex toy sweatshop, using free child labor. to build christmas themed novelties.

I want to go meet a potential sub that lives 10 1/2 hours away,  but I don't feel like making the trip alone, and dont have anyone to go with

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 1:24:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen


My house is full of my grandchildren because I have to babysit whilst my kids are at school. What should I do to keep myself sane?

E

Dress up as mrs claus, and dress the kiddies up as elves, start a sex toy sweatshop, using free child labor. to build christmas themed novelties.

I want to go meet a potential sub that lives 10 1/2 hours away,  but I don't feel like making the trip alone, and dont have anyone to go with




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 1:27:47 PM   
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I want to go meet a potential sub that lives 10 1/2 hours away,  but I don't feel like making the trip alone, and dont have anyone to go with



ONLY 10.5 hours?  Man, what are you waiting for?  Get on out there!  Screw money, time and responsibility!  You are Dom... they should pay... right?

(ooooo, I'm going to christian heaven...)

I am sitting here with a pile of sewing that needs to be done, shirts that need ironing and two immortals worth of mess (anyone with kids, knows how much TWO immortals can make)... I don't feel like doin' anythin'... so, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 3:10:23 PM   
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I am sitting here with a pile of sewing that needs to be done, shirts that need ironing and two immortals worth of mess (anyone with kids, knows how much TWO immortals can make)... I don't feel like doin' anythin'... so, what should I do?


Unload the kids on your nearest neighbor. Throw all those shirts, the pile of clothing to be sewn, and the mess the kids made in a big pile out back. Set it on all fire. Use lots of gasoline. Poof! mess goes bye bye!

I haven't got much going on tonight. I don't feel like watching tv or reading. I'm afraid the evening could be boring. What can I do to liven things up a bit?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/27/2006 3:30:42 PM   
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I recently found that during oral sex if she keeps going after I finish cumming, I can cum again, unfortunately, she gets tired before i can cum more than three or four times, what can i do to build her endurance?

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