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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/25/2006 11:39:48 PM   
LoveYouAlways


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Status: offline 		My last slave had an indoor pet bunny ... we found that the bunny didn't bother chewing the carpet or furniture if we had plenty of electrical extension cores (plugged in, of course) for him to nibble on. And we could always find him by the flickering floor lamps & the popping sounds.

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My bunnies chew the carpet (which is BAD).  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 4:24:18 AM   
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My bunnies chew the carpet (which is BAD).  What should I do?



What's the problem here? The carpet is bad, and the bunnies are chewing it. They're clearly trying to tell you to get a new carpet, so go get one.

My house just burnt down, after I provided lots of live electrical cable for my bunnies to chew on; Oh, Rhett, what will I do, where shall I go?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 5:12:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd suggest setting up camp in the sporting goods section of your local Wal-Mart. Plenty of room for you and the bunnies!
 
I need to find something healthy to eat for breakfast. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 6:58:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		I hear California's into all that weird health food stuff.  I suggest grabbing a spear and heading west.

My nose is sniffly.  What should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 7:12:20 AM   
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My nose is sniffly.  What should i do?



Lay off the cocaine for breakfast.

I need some decent pictures of myself to put on CM, but I'm ugly. What can I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 8:24:47 AM   
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I need some decent pictures of myself to put on CM, but I'm ugly. What can I do?

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Photoshop is your friend - unless you ever plan to meet anyone in person!
 
CM won't approve a new pic because it has a bit of ropework in it - how can I manage to convince them it's *really* not a "person in bondage"?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 8:31:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Say that you just wanted a picture of the rope and the person just happened to wander into it.

I kindasortamaybe want to start my journal on here, but I don't know how to begin.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 9:14:24 AM   
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I need to buy a birthday present for my younger sister. What should I get her?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 10:09:00 AM   
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I need to buy a birthday present for my younger sister. What should I get her?


I think she should get something I always get; Older (TM). I've got Older(TM) at every birthday and I didnt even have to ask for it.

I'm so old! What can I do to look younger?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 12:32:39 PM   
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I just dislocated a finger... any  suggestions on how to set it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 3:09:46 PM   
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I just dislocated a finger... any  suggestions on how to set it?



Use a hammer to whack it back into place, then good ol' duct tape to hold it there.
 
I just had a few days of vacation, but now don't wish to go back to work.  What excuse should I call in with?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 3:57:49 PM   
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I just dislocated a finger... any  suggestions on how to set it?



Use a hammer to whack it back into place, then good ol' duct tape to hold it there.
 
I just had a few days of vacation, but now don't wish to go back to work.  What excuse should I call in with?


use a hammer to whack a finger out of place, then duct tape it...


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I need extra money.... what can I do to make some money on the side?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 4:23:58 PM   
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im afraid of aging, waht can i do ??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 4:25:10 PM   
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ummmmmmmmmmm.  smile ??? lol

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 4:27:38 PM   
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I need extra money.... what can I do to make some money on the side?



Sell your collection of belly button lint on Ebay.

My coworkers like to eat snacks out of those noisy plastic bags. I can't stand the sound of them reaching in the bag or the chewing noises coming from their mouth. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 8:26:01 PM   
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My coworkers like to eat snacks out of those noisy plastic bags. I can't stand the sound of them reaching in the bag or the chewing noises coming from their mouth. What can I do?



Cut off their hands and tongues. You might want to use ear plugs so you don't have to listen to the screaming, but at least you won't have to put up with the noisy bags and chewing sounds.
 
 
There's a couple of swingers down the street who have parties in their hot tub, but the trees are blocking my view. What should I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 8:39:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: forcemarch
My coworkers like to eat snacks out of those noisy plastic bags. I can't stand the sound of them reaching in the bag or the chewing noises coming from their mouth. What can I do?



Cut off their hands and tongues. You might want to use ear plugs so you don't have to listen to the screaming, but at least you won't have to put up with the noisy bags and chewing sounds.
 
There's a couple of swingers down the street who have parties in their hot tub, but the trees are blocking my view. What should I do?



Release an ant colony in the tree, then complain to the city that the tree is diseased and needs to come down. 
 
Back to your wonderful idea about the chomping co-workers (a problem I share!), what do I do about the cleaning people complaining about the blood and mess?  I actually like them better than the co-worker, so don't wish to chop them up ...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 8:46:56 PM   
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Back to your wonderful idea about the chomping co-workers (a problem I share!), what do I do about the cleaning people complaining about the blood and mess?  I actually like them better than the co-worker, so don't wish to chop them up ...



Explain that rabid rats which were feeding on the food dropped on the floor attacked the people who made the mess, but that you arrived just in time to kill the rats, but didn't have time to clean up all the blood. Also, remind them about job security.

I'm getting chilled walking around the house in the nude now that the weather has gotten cooler. I'd rather not start wearing clothes again, so what should I do instead?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 9:29:25 PM   
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I'm getting chilled walking around the house in the nude now that the weather has gotten cooler. I'd rather not start wearing clothes again, so what should I do instead?



You know that old saying, "Chop your own wood and it warms you twice" - well, get working on your "wood" and you will be nice and warm.  But you may get tired eventually ...
 
My neighbor has been seen in his front window "chopping wood" vigourously for the past 2 days.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/26/2006 10:21:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		you should take pictures of him and post it not only on the internet but as a billboard in your neighborhood..maybe then he'll take some precaution in where he "chops his wood"

i have a cold and i've already missed two days of work..what should i do??

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