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bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 2:22:24 PM)
ask the neighborhood drag queen to help you out. Instead of paying with cash, take it out in trade. I get bored very easy and then get into trouble, how do I correct this habit?

missturbation -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 2:35:41 PM)
Skip waiting to be bored and just cause trouble 24/7. Saves getting to the boredom stage. [:D] I keep being accused of being a flirt, how do i stop myself from flirting?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 3:09:08 PM)
Hire a huge guy named "Gronk" to bash you over the head every time he sees you flirt or even interact with anyone. I need to lose weight quickly in order to fit into my new french maid outfit, what is the best way to do this??

MadameDahlia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 3:20:41 PM)
Record a tape of someone screaming phrases such as "Oh god... noooo... please!! Don't eat me!" and "H... how could you digest little Timmy?!" Then paint faces on anything edible in your house. Each time you get the urge to grab a bite... play the tape and let the guilt take you over. My phone keeps making this obnoxious ringing noise. It's really starting to bother me. How should I go about making sure it's quiet?

RobertCloud -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 4:15:33 PM)
The best way to make sure your phone stays quiet is with a sledgehammer. The next time it begins ringing you just pound the shit out of it until that annoying ringing stops. ------------------------------------------- My cell phone company is giving me the run-around. They say they have wonderful service coverage in my area but I still keep getting dropped calls and distortion even when I am standing perfectly still. How can I get them to understand my dilemma?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 4:20:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RobertCloud My cell phone company is giving me the run-around. They say they have wonderful service coverage in my area but I still keep getting dropped calls and distortion even when I am standing perfectly still. How can I get them to understand my dilemma? Kidnap the CEO and introduce him to your AK-47 collection. Himself and I are supposed to meet some folks this weekend, but the weather man has predicted a snow storm. How can I stop it from snowing so we can meet up with these folks without having to worry about traveling in such inclement weather?

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 4:31:06 PM)
go outside and dance naked under the light of the silvery moon and say "snow snow go away" four times...make sure to video tape it and mail it to me though[8D] ** i am feeling so cranky cause i can't take my antidepressants for ten days til i'm off my meds..any suggestions to make me happy again?

petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 4:59:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 ** i am feeling so cranky cause i can't take my antidepressants for ten days til i'm off my meds..any suggestions to make me happy again? Take them anyway. If one medication is supposed to be good for you, and the other medication is supposed to help you, then taking both at once should make you feel wonderful! Damn doctors are just trying to keep you from having a good time. It seems like i wash dishes every day, and yet, the next day, there are more dirty dishes [:(] How can i find a submissive to do no-strings attached housework for me when i'm not a Dominant Woman?

painlovingsub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 5:17:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 ** i am feeling so cranky cause i can't take my antidepressants for ten days til i'm off my meds..any suggestions to make me happy again? Take them anyway. If one medication is supposed to be good for you, and the other medication is supposed to help you, then taking both at once should make you feel wonderful! Damn doctors are just trying to keep you from having a good time. It seems like i wash dishes every day, and yet, the next day, there are more dirty dishes [:(] How can i find a submissive to do no-strings attached housework for me when i'm not a Dominant Woman? Kidnap someone, put an electric collar on their neck so they cannot leave and make them do Your housework. grin My ex is really pissing me off today... What should i do to stop Him from calling and torturing me? :p

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 5:31:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster I'm trying to make a nice Christmas card for next year but the antlers won't stay on the gerbil. Is there anything I could do with maybe a ferret or something? Drywall screws. Saves on ferret food costs as well. I have had a murderous adrenalin hangover all day. What should I do? Sinergy

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 6:07:26 PM)
Get drunk. You need a real hangover. The cats keep attempting to steal my chicken nuggets. How can I show them that this is people food, not kitty food?

bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 6:20:33 PM)
Spinkle all the chicken nuggets with tabasco sauce, if that fails, remove all people food from your house and eat out for every meal and leave the cats at home with only cat foosd. How do I tame a renegade bludemon on the CM Party Cruise ship?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/21/2007 7:59:37 PM)
Give him to me... Muahahahaha My feet hurt and I happen to have run out of willing slaves to rub them. Where can I get a foot massage at this time of night?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 12:31:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple Get drunk. You need a real hangover. Advice taken. I have a real hangover and Im out of tylenol. What do I do now? Sinergy

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 12:33:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Give him to me... Muahahahaha My feet hurt and I happen to have run out of willing slaves to rub them. Where can I get a foot massage at this time of night? Walk up and down Tenchi's back. This will activate the pressure points in your feet and make you feel wonderful. Im getting heavy lift pay today, but the only lift available was this little tiny dinky thing (unlike the one that picks up 80 tons that I drove last week) that is insulting my maleness every time I pick up a 2 ton coil of steel. What do I do? Sinergy

petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 4:51:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Im getting heavy lift pay today, but the only lift available was this little tiny dinky thing (unlike the one that picks up 80 tons that I drove last week) that is insulting my maleness every time I pick up a 2 ton coil of steel. What do I do? Sinergy Be a Real Man (tm) and pick it up without that sissy lift. i developed a hernia while trying to lift my maleness. What's a good home remedy?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 4:58:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Im getting heavy lift pay today, but the only lift available was this little tiny dinky thing (unlike the one that picks up 80 tons that I drove last week) that is insulting my maleness every time I pick up a 2 ton coil of steel. What do I do? Sinergy Be a Real Man (tm) and pick it up without that sissy lift. i developed a hernia while trying to lift my maleness. What's a good home remedy? Two words: Loreena Bobbit It is raining like nuts outside, and I signed up for a dance class tonight which means I have to leave the safety and dryness of my place. What should I do? Sinergy

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:04:38 PM)
Ask a biker to borrow his leather jacket so you won't get your tutu wet. My husband wants me to go hunting with him, but I am opposed to shooting defenseless animals. what should I do?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:14:56 PM)
Visualize being Dick Cheney and shoot the orange wearing guy with a gun you went hunting with. Dont tell anybody for two days while your spin doctors try to come up with a reasonable excuse, then pretend you mistook him for a quail. The biker wants me to do a strip tease for him out of his jacket. I dont swing that way. What do I do? Sinergy

slaveish -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:19:32 PM)
Give him a blowjob instead. I think my mother-in-law is not wearing panties but she is sitting on my keys. What do I do?

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