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mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:24:04 PM)

Handi wipes, there is no second part



Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:24:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Handi wipes, there is no second part



There is no first part.

mnottertail failed to provide a second part, what should we do?



LadyJulieAnn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:26:42 PM)

Damn.  That ends this entire thread.  Thanks a lot mnottertail.

I used to look forward to this thread.  Now that is has ended, what shall we do?



nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:41:34 PM)

Let's all go to mnottertail's house, and picket him for ending our thread. Then we will all drop our drawers and go for the Guinness Book of Records in mass moonings.


I am planning to go to a mass mooning, but I am afraid my tender butt cheeks will get chapped by the cold.......what should I do?



Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 5:43:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nyrisa

Let's all go to mnottertail's house, and picket him for ending our thread. Then we will all drop our drawers and go for the Guinness Book of Records in mass moonings.


I am planning to go to a mass mooning, but I am afraid my tender butt cheeks will get chapped by the cold.......what should I do?


When mnottertail runs out in a fit of rage at being mooned by half the people in North America, volunteer to "take one for the team" by letting him spank you as punishment.

Im jealous of mnottertail spanking nyrisa, what should I do?



mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 6:02:38 PM)

I am not sure that I would be undone by some of your asses mooning me, I think you sometimes think so much more of your asses than you are capable of displaying cheek to cheek. (the others, certainly fucked---you put that big fat motherfucker in my face, don't go running to the cops, my freind)

Nevertheless, I havent a second thought and I cast about for one, what shall I do?



Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 8:01:25 PM)

Try your stream of conciousness. Always good fishing in there.

My gerbils are chewing on their cage bars in a desperate attempt to escape. How do I prevent this?



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 8:09:00 PM)

shoot the first one that escapes and hope the others learn from it.

i checked out familywatchdog after reading about it on a post, and now i'm totally freaked out to be in the house alone. how do i stop thinking about sexual predators?



bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 8:52:25 PM)

Hire a dragon and a demon to guard your house. Give them specific instructions to use any means necessary to keep all predators and potential predators away from you.
 
 
I want to get another tattoo but don't have the money right now. What can I do to earn more money on the street corner?



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 9:17:33 PM)

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I want to get another tattoo but don't have the money right now. What can I do to earn more money on the street corner?


Sell portraits of George W. Bush finger painted with dog feces.


I think I am getting a cold and I hate being sick. What should I do?



Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 9:40:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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I want to get another tattoo but don't have the money right now. What can I do to earn more money on the street corner?


Sell portraits of George W. Bush finger painted with dog feces.


I think I am getting a cold and I hate being sick. What should I do?


Avoid sniffing pictures of Monkeyboy with brown residue on them.

I went to the wrong place and was not able to dance tonight.  My dancing shoes are pissed at me.  What
should I do?

Sinergy



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 10:14:15 PM)

Piss right back at them. You're taller, so you shouldn't miss.

I was doing research for a presentation I have to give next week. The pics I saw grossed me out and made me swear off sex. What shall I do for sexual release?



SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 10:18:25 PM)

ride a motorcycle with your fav dom/me...

my car is on fire what should I do trade it in or call the ....



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 10:19:59 PM)

Call the dots. I have no idea what they can do for you, but I'm sure it'd be interesting.

I called my fav Domme, but she doesn't have a motorcycle for me to get off on. What shall I do?



Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 10:24:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Call the dots. I have no idea what they can do for you, but I'm sure it'd be interesting.

I called my fav Domme, but she doesn't have a motorcycle for me to get off on. What shall I do?



Realize that tribute is a form of submission you need to self-actualize, and purchase her a motorcycle to get off on.

I want to wear a suit and drive around on a Vespa, but I have been told such behavior lacks a certain Domliness.  What should I do?

Sinergy



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 10:27:04 PM)

Dance naked in high heels at your local strip club instead. Only REAL men do that!

I'm bored. What shall I do?



Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 10:31:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Dance naked in high heels at your local strip club instead. Only REAL men do that!

I'm bored. What shall I do?



Masturbate while looking at fece covered pictures of Monkeyboy.

I need to walk 20 feet to get in bed to go to sleep, but I dont want to.  How do I overcome this spiritual inertia?



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 10:34:23 PM)

Pray.

I'm going blind looking at fece covered pictures of monkey boy. What should I do to heal my eyes? (Psst: Who/what is monkeyboy?)



Sternhand4 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/22/2007 11:39:34 PM)

Sinergy's favorite term for the president is monkeyboy. Its kind of kindergarden but he cant help himself.

Take the painting back to MOMA..

While in times square, now that its cleaned up where will I score my medical weed?



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 4:16:53 AM)

ask a few of the local grocers to start carrying it, then wait for a sale. even better if you have a coupon.

i turn the alarm off in my sleep and wake up late for work. how do i stop doing this?



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