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BabyNyla -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 8:31:54 PM)

challenge them to a game of hide-and-go-seek (in the lion's cage at the local zoo).  The loser gets to be dinner for the evening.
 
I have to write 2000 sentences as punishment ... and after 25 my hand hurts ... how do I go about getting out of this?



bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 8:42:37 PM)

type it on pc using 5 different styles of fonts then copy the batch of five lines and paste THEN print.... you can then smudge it slightly...and if your Master says 'you cheated' just say 'bludemonn said up yours!' then find a new Master![:)]


I got halitosis whats the best way of treating it?




sensualmagirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 8:45:16 PM)

Eat a lot more garlic and onion, the smell from that will hide any halitosis.
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I have really dry and itchy winter skin all over my body. How do I remedy this?



BabyNyla -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 9:13:38 PM)

shower using a brilo pad

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I am on a diet but am wanting some ben and jerrys ... what do I do?



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 9:16:15 PM)

lol shower using a brillo pad (that made me spit my drink out)
 



sensualmagirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 9:17:44 PM)

Visit one of the forums on how many overweight/fat/voluptuous people are on CM... you'll either want to join the ranks and have the Ben & Jerry's or it will make you want to find some hot guys named Ben & Jerry and have them with sugar-free coolwhip instead!

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I now have red and raw skin all over my body from showering with a brillo pad. What should I do?



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 9:22:11 PM)

tape those Listerine strips all over your body for my entertainment[8D]



BabyNyla -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 10:02:59 PM)

heh ... I am to please with my advice [:D]
 
My advice about your spitting your drink out is to use it as windex and clean the computer screen ... god ... I am so helpful tonight.
 



MsPoetress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 10:15:38 PM)

Since no one seems to need advice, I shall ask the question.

Problem: I am drinking Malibu Rum and Diet Coke. I am almost out of Rum, what shall I do?

~poe



sensualmagirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 10:43:31 PM)

Do you have Listerine?  I heard that is quite tastey with diet coke, has alcohol and you won't have halitosis either!

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It's the middle of winter, but, I seem to be really hot, I can't open my windows because they are locked. What should I do to cool down?



Lorelei115 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 11:27:19 PM)

*laugh* no, seriously, I just had the same problem and ended up opening my front door.

Oh, ahem.. I guess the advice would be to turn on an air conditioner.

My hot cocoa seems to taste a bit funny from all the butterscotch schnopps Ive put in it. Any advice?



rosanegra -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 11:42:10 PM)

Put some more butterscotch schnapps in, and soon you won't be able to taste it anyway.

I keep staying up later than I should because of my internet addiction. How should I stop this?



Sternhand4 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/17/2007 11:55:35 PM)

I keep staying up later than I should because of my internet addiction. How should I stop this?

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Try having sex and falling asleep right after you cum.. It works for most of us guys lol ...better than Ambien

Now that I have found a better sleep inducer, who will "wack" me first the drug companies or the future second X??



CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/18/2007 2:00:15 PM)

The drug companies will sic a bunch of hit men on you, a la Smoking Aces. And you'll be very very dead.

My sister seems to think that I want to see her and her baby the second she arrives here, when all I want to do is be lazy. Can I get her to leave me alone?

...I've posted a few questions about my sister on this thread, I think.



rosanegra -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/18/2007 10:43:14 PM)

Calliope, ask to hold the baby, then "accidentally" drop it. That will get her to leave you alone, I'm sure of it.

I have too many guys coming after me at once. How do I get a couple of them to back off?

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ORIGINAL: Sternhand4

Try having sex and falling asleep right after you cum.. It works for most of us guys lol ...better than Ambien

Now that I have found a better sleep inducer, who will "wack" me first the drug companies or the future second X??


That was NOT really, really bad advice. This is the really really bad advice topic. Please try to keep your advice as bad as you possible can. Thank you. - The Management.



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/18/2007 10:55:11 PM)

Rip the weenie off of the closest one. Unless they are neurotic masochists, the rest should back off.

I need to get off of my computer, but I can't. Help me?



bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/18/2007 11:32:54 PM)

Easy order another 4 pc's and watch them all at the same time, you will soon get sick of it!

I suffer from bouts of psychosis and have been kicked out of 4 anger managemnet classes for assault, what career do you think would suit me?



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/18/2007 11:40:38 PM)

Become a consultant on "How To Turn Your Anger Outwards".

bludemonn has just been arrested for teaching anti-anger management to others in the nude. What shall we do to help him?



CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/19/2007 12:09:55 PM)

Get Jack Nicholsen (sp??) to replay his role from Anger Management until one of them end up dead.

I'm allergic to nuts, but they're supposed to be really healthy. How can I eat them without going to the hospital?



darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/19/2007 12:16:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple

I'm allergic to nuts, but they're supposed to be really healthy. How can I eat them without going to the hospital?



lock yourself in a panic room and eat nuts, die... avoid hospital altogether - if that's too extreme, i've got some allergy safe nuts you can stick in your mouth

i'm tired, sore, horny, and in training... what am i to do?



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