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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:31:02 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: baddogbenji

You got mail.

How do I unsend that message?

Yours,


benji

You don't.
How can I not be so gullible next time someone tells me that I have mail?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:32:45 PM   
gooddogbenji


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ORIGINAL: Idoitonthefirstdate

How can I not be so gullible next time someone tells me that I have mail?


Consider the source.

How would I go about restoring a vestige of a good reputation?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:34:35 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: iwishicouldgetafirstdatebenji


How would I go about restoring a vestige of a good reputation?

Yours,


benji

Send cards.
How can I get a beer without getting up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:36:27 PM   
gooddogbenji


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ORIGINAL: Yep.

How can I get a beer without getting up?


I hope you have no wang to get up, so just get off your lazy ass and get one.

How do I stop flirting with e-hussies?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:39:06 PM   
Mikal


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How do I justify all the money I just spent on myself?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:39:34 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: georgiapeachbenji

How do I stop flirting with e-hussies?

Yours,


benji

Visit Georgia.
How do I become a good girl?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:42:14 PM   
Mikal


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How do I again justify the money I just spent on myself?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:43:34 PM   
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How do I justify all the money I just spent on myself?


Don't.  Just take on a few money slaves and have them pay you for it.

quote:

 
How do I become a good girl?


Don't.

How do I keep my two favourite lovers out of the same thread?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:45:19 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Marry benji and do what he says.
 
How do I again justify the money I just spent on myself?


Claim you spent the money in your quest to defeat Al Qaeda

How do I get psychotic women who want me to have their baby and move in after 7 days of chatting on yahoo messenger to leave me alone?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:53:58 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Well, you could start by telling Aileen to back off......

How do I get a woman to want my baby and move in with me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:56:06 PM   
Mikal


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How do I convince sinergy that he's really a she, and needs a Domme?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:58:43 PM   
gooddogbenji


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How do I get off....  this thread and to bed?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 8:02:31 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

How do I get off....  this thread and to bed?

Yours,


benji

Go beg Riotgirl for a pic of her boobs.
When should I get my Christmas tree?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 8:04:08 PM   
Mikal


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How do I convince other women to send me pics of their boobs?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 8:11:41 PM   
MmakeMme


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How can I prevent my four-year-old from disrobing in public?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 8:25:49 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: MmakeMme

Tell them "This is so embarrassing but I feel like I can trust you. I need help recovering from my fear of breasts, or boobaphobia." 

How can I prevent my four-year-old from disrobing in public?


Duct Tape

How can I convince benji that he is not the one who would give birth to his child?

Sinergy

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 9:55:48 PM   
dcnovice


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How can I convince benji that he is not the one who would give birth to his child?


Explain what pregnancy would do to his waistline.

How can I stop wasting so much time on Collarme?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 9:57:12 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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How can I keep myself from dozing off during my lunchbreaks at work?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 9:58:56 PM   
CalliopePurple


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What should I do if I wake up hungover?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 10:09:35 PM   
dcnovice


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How can I get over my crush on Laura Bush?

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