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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2006 4:45:55 PM   
CalliopePurple


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My roommate is a crazy bitch, but I love her. How long should I put up with it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2006 6:05:17 PM   
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Why should I move out of the city and into the country?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2006 6:26:28 PM   
CalliopePurple


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Should I bother changing the channel? It's a kids' movie right now.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2006 7:42:54 PM   
sleazy


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Where should i go to avoid the festive season? (if it helps i dont do the lay on the beach all day thing)



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2006 10:00:38 PM   
dcnovice


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How can I make my cats lose weight?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2006 10:07:17 PM   
LadySeraphina


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I love beer, but it makes me belch. How do I stop belching without giving up beer?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2006 11:49:38 PM   
CalliopePurple


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How can I like the taste of beer?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 9:32:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple


How can I like the taste of beer?



Drink nothing for a week. If you're not dead by then, beer will become most attractive. 
(edited for two major faux pas regarding other suggestions!)

How can I spend the night on CM with my kids in the same room without compromising the TOS?

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< Message edited by LadyEllen -- 11/24/2006 9:34:29 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 10:29:21 AM   
Fitznicely


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I'm finding myself becoming more and more tired every day despite getting a good nights' sleep. What could this be?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 10:43:24 AM   
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What in the hell should i get my father for Christmas? He has no hobbies or interests, and refuses to take up any just to make our lives easier.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 10:49:38 AM   
SohCahToa


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I’m wondering if I should cut back on the red meat to lower my chances of getting all those illnesses I hear about. How should I wean myself onto bean burgers etc.?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 12:02:44 PM   
CalliopePurple


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Status: offline 		Cold turkey. You'll get used to the veggie taste eventually.

I can't find a job. Should I put my resume at monster.com?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 3:45:22 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple
I can't find a job. Should I put my resume at monster.com?



You first have to ask, what qualifications do you have for a job as a monster? What skills can you bring to the role? Its not an easy career to get into after all.

When I'm angry, I turn into a monster; what else could I turn into which wouldnt frighten the neighbours?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 6:02:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would suggest something soft cute and cuddly, but that leaves a high probability of becoming roadkill. Perhaps a large non-threatening plant would be a good idea.

What should I try growing in my garden?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 6:17:55 PM   
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Or, you could always go for something soft cute and cuddly.

My fish live in filthy, filthy, water.  How dfo I change it without pissing them off?

Yours,


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:17:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: devildogbenji

My fish live in filthy, filthy, water.  How dfo I change it without pissing them off?

Yours,


benji

They'll be so busy giggling at your spelling of "do" that they won't notice.
I'm hungry.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:21:44 PM   
gooddogbenji


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ORIGINAL: I lean sixtynine minus one
Im hangri.  Wat shud i du?


Stop messing with other people's posts; it'll save you energy.

A newly acquired lady friend of mine has a barfday tomorrow.  I have already bought her a nice wine, and an amusing card, but I need to write something equally funny in the card.

What could I write?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:25:30 PM   
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A newly acquired lady friend of mine has a barfday tomorrow.  I have already bought her a nice wine, and an amusing card, but I need to write something equally funny in the card.

What could I write?

Yours,


benji

Just put a pic of your cock in there...no other words needed.
How do I go about getting a card from Benji?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:28:16 PM   
gooddogbenji


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How do I unsend that message?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/24/2006 7:30:51 PM   
gooddogbenji


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

You got mail.

How do I unsend that message?

Yours,


benji


Never mind, I figured it out.

Yours,


benji

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