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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:19:58 PM   
Lordandmaster


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:20:06 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:22:10 PM   
gooddogbenji


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How can I keep from being sadistically entertained by the overly serious?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:23:12 PM   
Aileen68


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

How can I keep from being sadistically entertained by the overly serious?

Yours,


benji

Get yourself a boy toy from Georgia.
How can I avoid the cooties?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:24:12 PM   
Lordandmaster


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How can I dominate reality so that I make the little balls in the lottery fall my way?

Edited to add: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

How can I keep from being sadistically entertained by the overly serious?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:25:11 PM   
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How do I make people understand that it is them I am laughing at?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:25:20 PM   
Invictus754


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Get a dust rifle with scope. Shoot them damned varmints!
I'm worried about posting as someone likely beat me to it already. What do I do?
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Open up ten CM windows and cut and paste questions and answers like crazy.

I want to tie up and brainwash the big - boobed cashier at the local Piggly-Wiggly.  How do I introduce her to BDSM?
 
 
Edited to add: Hell, I'M going to have open 10 windows to keep up with all of you!

< Message edited by Invictus754 -- 11/17/2006 4:27:20 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:26:35 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster


How can I dominate reality so that I make the little balls in the lottery fall my way?

Edited to add: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


You can't....join the bottom feeders. 
How can I teach these masters to type faster?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:28:35 PM   
Invictus754


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You can't....join the bottom feeders. 
How can I teach these masters to type faster?


Suck on their fingers until they speed up.

How do I get all these subs to type slower?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:28:51 PM   
Aileen68


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji


How do I make people understand that it is them I am laughing at?

Yours,


benji

Line em all up and bounce em up and down on your mighty penis.
How do I get my dishes to clean themselves?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 4:31:39 PM   
Aileen68


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How do I get all these subs to type slower?


bind us with really cheap duck tape.
Why can't I ever go to sleep befor one in the morning?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 5:09:58 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
Why can't I ever go to sleep befor one in the morning?


Because you keep losing your bed under the TV remote and your car keys?

Adrian keeps stealing my lighters; how can I stop his distressing tendency towards larceny?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 5:15:11 PM   
gooddogbenji


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I need 6 more posts to make 3900, I want do that today.  How do I not make it obvious that I am trying to post more?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 5:20:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I need 6 more posts to make 3900, I want do that today.  How do I not make it obvious that I am trying to post more?

Yours,


benji

Post at least five professing your lust for me.
How come I can never find anything good on tv?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 5:23:46 PM   
LadyEllen


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How come I can never find anything good on tv?


???? 'cause your TV remote is lost under a chair somewhere (again)?

I'd like to visit South Park. is this possible?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 5:58:03 PM   
gooddogbenji


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How do I post 5 more posts without telling Aileen I want to bang her till she's blue in the face?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:01:20 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:05:53 PM   
CrazyC


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How do i make this computer to go faster?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:06:51 PM   
Lordandmaster


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Edited to add: I just reread that, and it was REALLY bad.  I apologize.

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Tell her that she is a wanton slut


< Message edited by Lordandmaster -- 11/17/2006 6:10:13 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:07:58 PM   
Lordandmaster


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

How do I post 5 more posts without telling Aileen I want to bang her till she's blue in the face?

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