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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:17:09 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: Humongousshlongbenji
Edited to add:  How can I become smarter so I'm not constantly editing?

Think like me.

My feet stink.  What do I do about that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:20:06 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

My feet stink.  What do I do about that?


Amputation at the ankle.

When I travel, my suitcase is full of clothes and cosmetics and so on - but I also want to smuggle a few thousand cigarettes. What's the best way to accomplish this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:22:38 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

When I travel, my suitcase is full of clothes and cosmetics and so on - but I also want to smuggle a few thousand cigarettes. What's the best way to accomplish this?

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Stick em up your butt.
I need glasses, but refuse to get them.  What should I do to see better?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:25:40 PM   
gooddogbenji


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How do I think more like Aileen, when I can't even see what she does because I refuse to get glasses?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:27:48 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
I need glasses, but refuse to get them.  What should I do to see better?


Drop two tabs of LSD on the hour, every hour. You wont see anything better, but everything will look better.

How do I find inspiration for my next question on which I need bad advice?

E



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:29:57 PM   
gooddogbenji


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My newt won't eat what I feed him.  What can I do about it?

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benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:31:37 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
How do I think more like Aileen, when I can't even see what she does because I refuse to get glasses?

Yours,


benji


Accept the fact that you will never be as good as me.

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
How do I find inspiration for my next question on which I need bad advice?



Google tubgirl.

How do I get me a talking Jesus doll?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:32:45 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

My newt won't eat what I feed him.  What can I do about it?

Yours,


benji

Eat the newt.
see my previous post for my dillllleeeemmma

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:33:06 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

My newt won't eat what I feed him.  What can I do about it?



Give him two tabs of LSD, on the hour, every hour! Or amputate his feet, or stick cigarettes up his butt - I dont remember now.

I just took two tabs of LSD and I'm losing track of the thread. How do I regain some semblance of the correct order?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:33:30 PM   
gooddogbenji


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:34:04 PM   
Aileen68


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ahahahahahahah

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:34:04 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:35:17 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

FUCK, PEOPLE!  REFRESH THE FUCKING SCREEN BEFORE YOU FUCKING POST!

Yours,


benji


(uptight Canadian)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:35:46 PM   
mnottertail


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To correct stinking feet:  Love Jesus.




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:35:56 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

FUCK, PEOPLE!  REFRESH THE FUCKING SCREEN BEFORE YOU FUCKING POST!


FUCK BENJI! THIS IS REALLY, REALLY BAD ADVICE - AND HERE YOU ARE POSTING GOOD ADVICE. READ THE FUCKIN' RULES! LOL!

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edited to ask - where the fuck were we?

< Message edited by LadyEllen -- 11/17/2006 3:36:47 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:37:31 PM   
Aileen68


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:39:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Feed him the fuckin' guppies.


Ron,

See http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=326791

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:43:29 PM   
Aileen68


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:46:36 PM   
gooddogbenji


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My rage at all of you is going away, and I need to feed that to stay mad at the world.  Help?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:49:04 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji


My rage at all of you is going away, and I need to feed that to stay mad at the world.  Help?

Yours,


benji

Eat yellow snow.
How can I avoid getting the flu this winter?

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