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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/16/2006 8:00:21 PM   
LadySeraphina


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/16/2006 10:18:12 PM   
Mikal


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Why to I keep getting emails from guys I don't know wanting to know very personal questions about me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 12:05:37 AM   
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I've got no time between now and my birthday (Dec 8), to play with our doll. Any way I can "freeze" her so she doesn't get any funny ideas over the next couple of weeks?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 8:27:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		Are you serious?  How is that even a question?  I mean, you have a fucking freezer in your kitchen, don't you?

One kind of fish in my tank just made babies, and another is moving quickly towards it.  How do I keep my fish from doing the nasty in the water?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 8:33:14 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 8:35:44 AM   
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How do I keep my fish from doing the nasty in the water?

Get them a nice room at Embassy Suites?

By the way he's trying  to run her off so he can EAT the babies, not make more.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 8:35:58 AM   
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I need to get my passport renewed, but I'm too lazy.  What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 8:38:16 AM   
miaschiavaNY


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Status: offline 		stick the male in the freezer
do the fry really need two parents?
I  made a terrible mistake once,I fed frozen brine shrimp to a mother Dempsy
surrounded by newly hatched fry.
Ooops.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 8:52:04 AM   
Fitznicely


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 9:24:42 AM   
miaschiavaNY


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you only need a cure if its an illness..
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(actually it comes out more Darth Vaderish )

can bleach remove all traces of blood from a cleaver?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 9:52:15 AM   
Fitznicely


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Um..is an amputation wound supposed to bleed that much?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 11:12:41 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Probably not... light the stub on fire to cauterize the wound. If that doesn't work, call in the local Vamps.
 
My housemate is feaking out 'cause I brought home monkey bones... how can I calm him down & keep the bones?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 12:22:27 PM   
Fitznicely


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Status: offline 		Use the monkey bones to read his fortune. He'll be so impressed, he'll let you keep them.

I don't actually need anymore advice. Anyone want a game of chess?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 1:49:35 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

I don't actually need anymore advice. Anyone want a game of chess?



No thanks. Too busy toKnight - have Pawn on. Lots of Bishops getting bashed and there's some Queen in the background moving all over the place.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 2:48:21 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Tell Osama that the British use the metric system.

Hours are to measured in 10s.

I'm going out to the clubs tonight, and I don't want to.  How do I keep from going without looking like I don't want to?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 2:52:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I'm going out to the clubs tonight, and I don't want to.  How do I keep from going without looking like I don't want to?

Yours,


benji


Tell them that your favorite male prostitute from Georgia suddenly decided to make a road trip.
I'm having a ton of cravings.  What do I do about them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:01:54 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Indulge.  The indulge again.  And again, until you are so sick of everything, you never crave again.

That, and are fat, liverless, and stretched big enough for a pringles can.

If I laugh at certain comments, certain people will throw certain fits, and certain mes will get certain [awaiting approval] tags for a certain time.

How do I keep this from happening?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:04:56 PM   
Aileen68


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

If I laugh at certain comments, certain people will throw certain fits, and certain mes will get certain [awaiting approval] tags for a certain time.

How do I keep this from happening?

Yours,


benji

Laugh backwards...the mods are slow and will never catch on.
Example...ahahahahahahahahah
or lol
or eeheeh.
I long for pringles cans. How can I get over this desire?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:07:30 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Be certainly certain that you certainly don't want those certain peoples certain tags. Certainly you know this! *smaks a certain dog's certainly almost cute behind*
 
Aileen: I long for pringles cans. How can I get over this desire?
 
Line the pringles cans up in a row, and jump over them. You will have then gotten over your desire. ;)

I don't want to put monkey bones together, but I have to... how do I enjoy this task?

Edited 'cause Aileen is certainly a faster poster than I.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 3:14:00 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Get yourself a few "no limits slaves."  They're all over, so this should take about 5 minutes.

Put one in a monkey suit.

Take him apart, piece by piece, slowly, deliberately, and painfully.

Then, if you really want, have another slave put him back together.  Or not.  Whatever.

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benji

Edited to add:  How can I become smarter so I'm not constantly editing?

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