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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:10:30 PM   
LadyEllen


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How do i make this computer to go faster?


All PCs are submissives and require strict discipline. I heard they respond to being kicked repeatedly, known as re-booting apparently.

How do we keep people out of this thread, who dont read and follow the rules?

E


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:11:38 PM   
Lordandmaster


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Why are people so up tight about following rules?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:13:25 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:16:17 PM   
BORAT


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:17:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

You can't.  It's a PUBLIC forum.

Why are people so up tight about following rules?


There are rules? I thought we were suppose to defy all have to's to show how restive those become in our lives.

How do we show people how nice it would be to live a liberated life?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:19:37 PM   
Lordandmaster


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:22:57 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: CrazyC
There are rules? I thought we were suppose to defy all have to's to show how restive those become in our lives.

How do we show people how nice it would be to live a liberated life?


Put them in bondage and whip them if they speak without permission!

I have to go to bed, but dont want to. Any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:26:34 PM   
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I find someone who is me is not incapable of such. Only one of each kind.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 6:58:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen



I have to go to bed, but dont want to. Any suggestions?

E


Prop your eye lids open with tooth picks and turn the stereo up rull blast

My stepdaughters sperm donar,  eh,  I mean genetic father,  stold the key to my house.  What should I do about it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 9:28:53 PM   
LadyFrancesca


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My little dog keeps running off and playing in the mud. What can I do to keep her in my yard?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 9:42:21 PM   
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My little dog keeps running off and playing in the mud. What can I do to keep her in my yard?

Tear up your lawn so you have plenty of mud for her in your own yard.
 
I have a sore shoulder, how should I fix it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 9:50:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyFrancesca

 
I have a sore shoulder, how should I fix it?


Lie down in front of a herd of stampeding water buffalo.

Someone keeps egging my car. Any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 9:51:19 PM   
LadyFrancesca


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Status: offline 		Hit yourself in the head with a very heavy mallet. Your shoulder won't feel better but you won't notice it quite so much.


My daughter slipped down my stairs and twisted her ankle. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 9:55:56 PM   
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My sheets keep falling off my bed at night. Im not sure what to do about it.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 10:00:13 PM   
LadyFrancesca


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Status: offline 		Sew the top sheet to the fitted sheet. Then if they slip off the bed, you will still be between them.

My grandson takes off his diaper and pees on the floor. What should we do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 10:05:10 PM   
temptressofsouls


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Status: offline 		Use superglue on the diaper tabs and make him drink gallons of kool-aid.

(btw, who the heck uses fitted sheets?)

My football team, the steelers, keep losing. What do I do now?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 10:24:39 PM   
LadyFrancesca


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Status: offline 		Walk into the training room and tell them all that if they don't win the next game you will personally beat the crap out of each and every one of them.

I just got my hair cut and really hate it now. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 10:32:38 PM   
darchChylde


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i'm looking across at Ma'am right now and, though i don't know why,  my eyes are welling with tears... what do i do now?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 10:35:08 PM   
Mikal


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My vanilla folks found my whip collection and want an explanation... what do I say (and no, I can't say the whips are for animals... I'm not in the country).

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/17/2006 10:38:49 PM   
LadyFrancesca


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

shave it all and start anew (hey, i freakin' love your hair, why'd you go and do a thing like that?)

i'm looking across at Ma'am right now and, though i don't know why,  my eyes are welling with tears... what do i do now?


Thank you.  I'm sorry but I don't have really bad advice for you in this situation.

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